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When I was at school we had an exchange student from Spain whos name was Joaquin

He pronounced it as whakeem


He had a habit of helping himself to everyone's lunchbox

He became known as
"He came in my lunchbox "

Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon was selected to hear the case of Trump v. United States in August 2022. Since then, she's been in the news almost on a daily basis. With so much coverage, I'm surprised there is only ONE photo the news media uses of this woman. One.

I say, "What's up with that?"



Seriously, aren't there any selfies with her and Donald at a Mar-a-Lago dinner party after he appointed her to the position?

After what seemed a productive meeting between U.S. President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping in San Francisco on Wednesday, an offhand remark by Biden could set back the relationship that the two leaders were working to mend.

“After today, would you still refer to President Xi as a dictator?” a CNN reporter asked Biden at the end of a post-summit briefing, referring to the President’s previous labeling of the Chinese leader that has incensed Beijing before.

“Well, look, he is. I mean he’s a dictator in the sense that here’s a guy who runs a country that is a communist country based on a form of government totally different than ours,” Biden responded.

I see Joe met with Xi in California and discussed future relations between the 2 countries. Xi assured Joe that all is well and soon Pandas will be arriving to make up for the one on loan that had to be returned.

Tag. ) ..deep Tom Fakes...

A study was done and the result said that women were happier with less attractive men.

Do that mean i am attractive?

A 12 year old boy was told to research the inner workings of the economy and he consulted his father.

His father said:
"Son, an economy works very much like our household. I am the breadwinner who provide for everybody; therefore I am the capitalist. Your mother works with the money within the strict framework of the budget, so she is the government. You are the people. Your baby sister is the future and her babysitter is the working class. Simple as that."

The boy was sceptical about the explanation but decided to leave it there.

Later that night the boy heard his baby sister crying and a quick look revealed that she needed a clean diaper (nappy). He tried to wake his mother from her drunken stupor but failed, so he went to the babysitter. He found his father on top of the babysitter. Not knowing what to do, he quietly went back to his bed.

The next morning he told his father that he finally understood how the economy works. When his father asked him to explain he said: "While the government is asleep, the capitalist screws the working class. The people are ignored while the future is in the shìt."

Ivanka is scheduled to appear (by order of the court) Wednesday next week to testify in the New York fraud trial of the Trump organization case. You know, she and Jared have moved to Miami and she's busying raising children. Pretty terrible duty mom as she's appealing on the grounds that she would face 'undue hardship' to find childcare during a school week.


Ivanka dahlink, tell security I'll be there Monday afternoon and I'll bring a suitable nanny. We'll 'hold the fort' until you return. Don't worry... I'll arrange the whole thing, no charge!

The very nature of feminism...being independent and s*xual revolution is now wrecking the planet.

How so?

Now the same family that live in one house years ago, now need 2. (double the resources being used)

The same with vehicles need.

The same with electricity being used.

Houses need to be heated.

All those extra fossil fuels being used....all that extra pollution.


But of course, we know it is all the man's fault...right feminists?

...all that abuse.

Better yet, what about if we refuse to believe it...it just want be a reality then.



Keep up the good work.

Of course, this is just meant to be some comedy...hope we all get a good laugh from it.

Marina Machete, who was crowned Miss Portugal last week, and Rikkie Valerie Kolle, who became Miss Netherlands in July, will be among the 90 contestants.

c*ck in a frock!
This is one of the reasons this world is so messed up. Why cant they organize a transgender pageant for these people? They are insulting people that can give birth and that has the ability to be remembered as loving mothers with a vag!na not a pen!s.

If you're in favor of this screwed up rabbits start your own blog.





Live and let live but is it necessary to indulge in something that you're NOT?

They are enough of these types around to start a pageant of sorts that will please most that endorse this, leave WOMEN'S beauty pageants alone. Why try and force your way into somewhere you don't belong?

All this said with much love to transgender lovies on CS.