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I think a lot faster thant I type and I find I'm sending to omuch time fizing typos. If I didn't correct my typos I'm sure people wouldn;t be able to comprehend what I was saying.
So this id my odfficial yopo blog with out corrections.
I remember my brother had a n old twpewriter. somethig my father picked up used. and h would trype reports for school. I know I payed iwth it z fee times asd it was a monster with vlack and red ribbon. very cool!
my first conpurer was purchased in 1975, it was a Commodoere PET. We (me anf my firends) subscrived to a monthly 'magazine' they was compiuter programs on cassette. It was much better than typing the priograms by hand. Often, I'll tell people I'm eht Forrest Gump wan it comet to typing. Well, I don't have the accent but my speed is really c l o w.

So, there you have it the al-matural verson blog without any corrections at all!

finally...
I love him truly sincerely...........everyone can see my lover
i do not mind...

WALKS INTO A BAR... DOUBLE VODKAS

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"



AFTER THE HONEYMOON

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong.

"Well," replies the man, "when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," says his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years."

"That's not the problem, " the groom says. "She gave me $20 change!" ... .... .... ,,,,,,,,,,,,QUIZ..........

I am remarkably well and thoroughly sound.
Cut me quick and it will be seen,
That I instantly have a marvelous sheen.
New appear, sometimes old disappear;
I am a wonderful help to mankind,
Proud woman grabs holds me hard,
The wise and knowledgeable man is sure of it.
Even the fool knows it.
The rich man wants it.
The greatest of heroes fears with out it,
Yet the lowliest of cowards would die for it.
What is this upon which I ponder?

Breaking News: Amid rising costs and material shortages, the latest in the never ending strain on consumers has a break in the supply chain of what normally is considered female sanitary protection. Yeah, who would have thought this could have happened?
I see many of you are grasping at straws and at your wits end over the House Committee Investigations, while some are foaming at the mouth trying to come up with any plausible (or totally from another planet) reasons to debunk the results of the 2020 election, the others are literally 'on the rag' about this situation.

Oh, it's so sad...
I feel for ya!



The tampon shortage is partly because there is a cotton shortage.
Probably like the toiled paper shortage, hoarding is also causing the tampon shortage.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is blaming transsexual men for the tampon shortage.

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply .So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why .He said you like a fine understanding man, I think you'll do , So I took off my hat and said imagine that, Me working for You

A few times on CS I blogged about women who don't wear bras and gravity takes hold of their bazooms, making the skin stretch for great distances. Envision the granny who complains her husband rests his elbows on the table yet she's nudging her dinner plate!

Talk about the length of women's anatomy strikes a nerve with some women here (the same way mentioning menopause) who try to retaliate by commenting my cojones are down to my knees.

Sorry for revealing TMI, my dad wore boxers. My brother wears briefs. I've always worn briefs and a few years ago, I switched to bikini style as they keep my family jewels in the right place. No sagging whatsoever!

When it comes to comfort, I don't enjoy the freedom.

Had a kiddies meal today at McDonald's. The meal was quite nice as well as the atmosphere in the restaurant, well that was until the kiddies mother had an anger attack and gave me a whopper on my eye....

Timed myself today.
Takes a 5 minute walk from my home to the bar.
Takes 35 minutes from the bar to my home.
The difference is staggering.

I'll wager you are all familiar with the acronym TDS. That stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome. It started right after Hillary lost the presidential election to Trump, despite having the popular vote. Question any part of the election and you are pinned with the badge of TDS.

Conservatives pull that up an anyone who disputes the election.

However... there exists another TDS that is exceeding the first TDS.
Yes, hard to believe... it's already in epidemic proportion on the blogs section of Connecting Singles.

Bring up anything negative about Trump and you are met with resistance from those who are affected by the TDS.

Talk about nepotism in the White House where he hires family members who have no experience in the positions they hold and BAM! the TDS is showing.
Talk about his businesses in foreign countries he ran during his presidency and BAM! the TDS is showing.
Talk about shady deals his attorney secured and BAM! the TDS is showing.

What you say?
Yes, this TDS is the Trump Defense Syndrome.

I'm thinking the same voting machines were used on Trump/Biden as Trump/Clinton election. Hmmm...

One caveman overheard talking to another caveman "Trump won, good machines. Trump lost, bad machines"



Let's face it, It's the TDS-20 and there is no vaccine.

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