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It's been a crazy month with Hurricane Nicole whacking Mar-a-Lago, Trump abandoning TRUTH for a reinstated Twitter account, the judge on the FBI search no longer accepting delays, his accountant testifying against him in his tax fraud case.
I used to see a few news stories daily about the former president, it's more than 6 new ones daily. Did I forget anything? Oh yeah... he's officially campaigning for president in 2024.
Some candidates he supported have failed in the mid-term elections and it's creating a ruckus with the Republican Party with many wanting to distance themselves and not feel the ROT, that's the wRath of Trump.

Sit back and enjoy, we're not where near then end of this roller coaster ride!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a break from a long-standing tradition, the White House announced that this year's Thanksgiving turkey would not receive a ceremonial pardon from President Joe Biden after it was discovered that the turkey had attended the riot at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021.

"The turkey we had chosen for the occasion has been determined to be completely undeserving of a pardon," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in a media briefing. "The President was very eager to bestow a pardon, but unfortunately, it came to our attention that this turkey participated in the violent attack on the Capitol that attempted to overthrow the government and destroy democracy itself."

The turkey has been returned to police custody.

The Biden administration learned of the scandal after it was presented with photos of the foul fowl wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap among other Trump supporters and undercover federal agents planted surreptitiously throughout the crowd on the day of the riot. Though other witnesses vehemently argued that the turkey had valiantly attempted to prevent agitators from vandalizing the Capitol and breaching its doors, security camera footage of the MAGA turkey wandering the halls and gobbling in House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office was considered particularly damning.

"Listen, these dangerous ultra-MAGA birds are a serious threat to our nation, folks," President Biden said in brief remarks about the situation. "They must be dealt with and put in their rightful place, which is on my dinner table. End of speech. Walk away from podium."

At publishing time, all requests made to interview the turkey had been denied. It was reported that the bird was placed in solitary confinement at an undisclosed location as it awaited its execution, brining, and deep-frying without due process.

Haaretz | U.S. News
Netanyahu Defends Trump: 'He's Not Antisemitic, He Has Jewish Family'
In an interview with MSNBC, Netanyahu explains that the former president simply feels unappreciated by American Jews for his unprecedented support for Israel


Netanyahoo Tuesday defended former U.S. President Donald Trump days after he threatened American Jews in comments roundly condemned as antisemitic.

Promoting his new book on MSNBC, Netanyahu rejected allegations that Trump’s comments prove he is antisemitic. “He has a Jewish son-in-law and his daughter converted to Judaism. His children and grandchildren are raised as Jews. So I don't think so.”

The former president has used his daughter’s Jewish family as a push-back against antisemitism allegations, all while alienating the vast majority of American Jews by empowering extremism and white supremacy

TRUMP HAS A NEW AKA! RABBI LYNCH UM

Wondering why people actually still vote for Democrats? Believe it or not, there are still Democrat voters out there and we've compiled their top reasons for doing so!

1. They're dead: Hard to object to candidates like Joe Biden when you are no longer alive!
2. They're Drag Queens worried about losing their God-given right to dance in underwear in front of kids: It's in The Constitution.
3. Because Bono said that's what good people do: Listening to U2 was their first mistake.
4. Still holding out for one of those free Obama phones: An iPhone 6! NICE!
5. To convince others that they aren't Christian Nationalists: They're one of the "good" Christians.
6. They live in Chicago and a stray bullet punched right through the "D" side of the ballot: It happens far too often.
7. Their covid booster made them do it: Once the signal gets sent out, they have no other choice.
8. They think elections are like golf and the lowest score wins: Elections are not, in fact like golf where the lowest amount wins.
9. Their mail-in ballot was already filled out in permanent marker: Now that's strange! Mail-in voting is the most secure kind of voting!
10. Government spending and taxes make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside: As if we know how to spend our own money. The government knows best!

Soon it will be Halloween. And you may be caught by the ghosts and ghouls. Have you ever been caught by the ghoulies? It can be painful.

A couple had been wanting to have a child for so long, and was so desperate that they consulted a Shaman hoping that he could solve their problem.

The Shaman said that they would have their first child next year, with a condition that it is accompanied by a curse, that the very first name or the person that the child would utter will immediately die.

Thinking that it is their only chance, the couple agreed. And soon enough, the woman got pregnant and gave birth to a healthy child.

Few months had passed, and remembering the curse that the Shaman had told them, the couple waited nervously for the child to utter his first word.

Then one early morning, the couple was startled to hear the child saying “DA-DA…DAD-DAH”….. and the Man, trembling and sweating profusely, just closed his eyes and awaits for his final breath to stop…but after a few minutes, nothing happened and he is still alive..

So he embraces his wife in joy, and both of them laugh happily that the curse is not true and did not happened.

Then suddenly they heard a commotion nearby and their neighbor’s wife was crying hard shouting “WE WERE JUST HAVING BREAKFAST WHEN MY HUSBAND SUDDENLY FELL AND DIED”…

Hence the saying love thy neighbor but, don't get caught!!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country.

"It's real simple, folks! " said President Biden. "America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagrees with me. Peace in our time, Jack!"

While most Democrats agreed with Biden's understatedly brilliant plan, some expressed concern that he was getting ahead of himself. "We've only just recently introduced the idea that anyone who disagrees with us is a dangerous extremist who deserves to die," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "You've got to give that a little more time to marinate before we really start taking them out."

Republicans argued that telling people you disagree with to die isn't really unity, but to no avail. "Hey, I tried asking nicely for you to stop disagreeing with me," said Biden. "But you Republicans are making unity impossible by insisting on saying I'm wrong. So we've got to do what any good democracy does - kill all of you."

At publishing time, Biden accused Republicans of violence after they reportedly started buying guns to defend themselves from extermination.