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The company Pfizer, which today announced the vaccine against Covid-19 soon, is the same company that created Viagra. Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine, because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they will much more easily cure the living.

The real world.
So where do we begin.
At the risk of being hipakritical but a comment or too about our blogs as is
the title.
Chillyarse,nasictivnasty,veerawayfrom,Rizrazer.
Most of these dungbettles !Ike the sound of Thier own typing.
They all have created a club "The self important private club"
To be a member you have to comment on your own members blogs and bow down to and gently lick their arse.
F!yme away from these bores.

A new parody music video produced by Reason magazine mocks Democratic lawmakers who were caught breaking their own lockdown rules during the coronavirus pandemic.

His name was Eugene and he took some vaccine...
Everything was keen until his skin turned green...
The doctors hadn't see anything like Eugene,
So they cut out his spleen and he began to to get mean.


(more later, I'm off to work)

Sadly, it's much too late for some. They are brain dead.

Hello fellow bloggers especially you ladies.
Oh I do miss a partner I have to do my washing,cleaning,shopping clean my car make my bed.
Where are girls I miss you.Come and change my life so that I can have more time to go down the pub ,play golf,etc.
Love and peece
All in the worst possible taste
Oh I can supply gardening gloves for weeding ,grass cutting.
Apron for cooking.

Flyme2.

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER:
I paid in cash.

GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:
Enough already! Just like Dan_777 I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to the island that rizlared sez is a paradise, without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future ??

It all started here... 1963 and I was 11 years old.

The Kingsmen, Louie Louie

"Every night at 10 I lay her again... I fvk all girls all kinds of ways..."

At this present moment most Caucasian folk feel quite safe in South Africa.

On the one hand we have a radical political party (Economic Freedom Fighters, EFF} that has a policy of chasing all the whites into the sea when they come into power..

On the other hand we have the liberal ruling party called the ANC that has put a ban on everyone using the beaches,,,,

What more can we all ask for in these troubled times?


Presently we (the minority) have no worries in the world...



All in good humour...