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Few days ago I wrote a blog on CS profiles ..whether to believe it or no ....
One particular comment was very interesting would like to share it with you all


"A persons profile is like any form of presentation, a way of "selling" themselves to those that read it."

I think I read somewhere that statistically there are twice or more women in the world than men. If thats the case how is it that the number of men looking for a relationship outnumbers the women by 60 to 1?

I was about 11 years of age when we were preparing to write our elementary school final exams when Temi walked up to me and said that she has something to tell me, before this time i was avoiding her because all my friends always make jest of me that i am dating a ugly girl even though we do not know what dating was all about, although i admire her a lot and she was very intelligent but i never show it to her and because of the jesting i never wanted to come near her nor her to me, so i ignore her and left not knowing that she was a patience of a terminal decease and what would have helped her to at least live beyond that day and the next was finding someone who will just show her a bit of love and sense of belonging, she found me to show her that love because she already love me but i fail to do that, her parent's love wasn't enough for her because her parents was poor and they don't know what showing love to their kids was all about. after that day they told us in school that she has died, suddenly i got freeze, i felt so bad and wept bitterly knowing that i would never see her again, that made me loose one year in my elementary school because i could not continue in that school. one night i saw here in my dream and she said "i never knew you care about me i could have still be alive now".

appreciate people while you still can, most times, simple concern and appreciation can give somebody the reason to live beyond that day and the next but most times we fail to do that when they are alive and around us but start to feel bad and sometimes even cry when they are gone, that looks hypocritical to me.

Dont know what it is about relationships, but for some reason, the world seems to turn around what men can do for women. You know... things like, walk on the street side of the pavement, open doors, take a more than fair share in the running of the house, and of course we are expected to be builders, joiners and plumbers in the process.

That aside, the real crunch is never forgetting the primary rule of offering praising words at just the right moment. For example... Her ladyship has been to the hairdressers “Why dear, your hair looks lovely, beautifully shaped, wonderful color, gorgeous shine”! Then there is the going out, she’s all dressed up (with lots of "slap") “Hmmm you look (pause for effect) hmmm STUNNING! In that outfit, radiant in fact”

So long as us guys seem to notice the subtleties in changes of clothes and styles, keep up the adoring praises, being touchy and holding hands when needed, the relationship moves along gracefully (did I mention the regular dosage of “I love you’s and such like?”)

I’m thinking.... Hey! What about the things I need... I thought relationships were supposed to be a two way street, seems to me a lot of traffic is going her way and not a lot on my side of the road.

Can any of you guys relate to this?

This is the second time I've had a 'like' from someone who is still online but instead of the option of 'like him back' CS says N/A -

It's not that I would, he is in his 30s and obviously pressing 'like' at random - he isn't even in Europe - but it puzzled me. Anyone know what that's about?

Squirting

Hi sarasvathy
I must say that u are very beauitful... To the point of being cute..he is out there somewhere...I hope I'm not getting to personal but do you or have u ever experienced a squirting o*gasm...?? Talk to you soon sar
cheers Jimmy xo

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mcdaddy82
33 yr-old man
maitland, New South Wales Australia

I know I'm not supposed to reveal one's id, but this one deserves it. It is me just me that feel it is inappropriate or do you think you can ask such question in firs message? I mean, we are all adult, and when you get up-close and personal that question might occur, but c'mon on first message?

I am quite sure a lot of us have heard this phrase before, however, after reading one of the current blogs I am inspired to suggest it is true to say that the phrase should read... “I’m mad, now I’m going to get even”.

From my experience, what follows is usually a defamation of character so scathing it is a wonder the person actually liked who they are talking about in the first place. Not only are the words (some that would make a sailor blush) designed to be as heartfeltly painful as possible to the recipient, but are repeated over and again until the perpetrator feels vindicated.

In a recent situation of my own there has been a woman writing to a woman that has known me for a long time (apparently), who in turn is writing to a woman I know, who I know, has been in contact with a woman I once knew and who was also in contact with another woman I knew..... Complicated?.... Yup!

Fortunately most men are to shallow for this style of intrigue.

I’m far from being an expert on what impresses women, but, over the years, I’ve picked up a little knowledge of what doesn’t. Maybe I’ve even got misconceptions about that in some cases where I’ve been the victim of a double bluff. As naive as I may still be, I’ve certainly come a long way since my teens when I thought that motorbikes with very loud exhaust pipes worked like an aphrodisiac. Then, when I got a bit older, I remember having to shed my belief that having a thorough knowledge of standard timber sizes and the relative merits of hard and soft wood made me irresistible to the opposite sex.

I don’t think we ever get too old to stop making prats of ourselves by barking up the wrong tree when trying to show off, so I’m always eager to learn what other misapprehensions I might need to get rid of.

Suggestions welcome.

OK I'm back !!!
Thought I could function in the real world ,but was only deluding myself !!!
So who wants to start with the BS?

'-)

Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Well, not so much a link as a joke. Algebra doesn't often make me laugh, but then I'm easily amused.

Don't go! Another joke -

Sex is like maths, it really is. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope to hell you don't multiply.

Okay I ran out of maths jokes.