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One of the most common phrases I see on profiles is " No Baggage" Ok we none of us want a person so laden down with baggage they can't move especially where this involves a dead person, you can't compete with the dead they never make mistakes or say the wrong thing, but really, no baggage means someone who's learnt nothing from previous relationships I can only speak for myself but I certainly carry some, but it's pretty light weight stuff, so when I see certain words, phrases or actions I can run with it

Men over 50 should be stable and employed and own their own home, be careful as some still live with their mommy’s make sure you find this out early to avoid disappointment.

Most men over 50 have lost their once handsome looks, think of it as character more than being ugly. A bit of a belly is a badge of honor and the result of good living.

Look for a man who has a sense of humor, its rare as they tend to moan a lot about nothing.

Like woman over 50 they are stuck in their ways and routines, trying to break them will result in failure, try to be sympathetic as men have a hard time adjusting to anything new.

Intercourse is important to men of this age, they think about it more than the younger men, not all will suffer from a form of floppiness and most will stand upright at the mere sight of any part of a woman.

He will change his underpants and put on deodorant and comb what’s left of his hair at least once a week when single but in a relationship he will do this daily.

Mistletoe only works up to midnight 25th December and I have some unused berries here about to expire but if there are any ladies here who wouldn't mind a bristly kiss, I'd be happy to use the berries up. I've kissed a few of you already today and you were so delicious I'd be happy to do it again.

Come one come all especially if it is a kiss and make up.

Gents get your own mistletoe, or take over in an hour. This is a one hour offer.

I was divorced and back in the dating pool before I met my first nutter. They're not all on the dating websites, you know, they move among us in real life too.

This was a blind date, set up as a double date, and he would rather have been with the other lass. Fair to say we didn’t hit it off. When he found out I had a young daughter he said he bet I didn’t allow my ex to see her. He was so effing sick of meeting women who screwed their husbands for alimony AND made it impossible for them to see their kids.

Actually my daughter spends every weekend with her dad.

So he’s stuck at home looking after your kid while you’re out partying every weekend? That’s so effing typical . . .

Oh aye, he was a prince. He then started to complain about his last girlfriend. Women were insane. They say they want flowers and cards, and then when you give them everything they want, they go to the police about you. Effing insane.

Ummmmm - what happened?

He left a flower and a card every day under her windscreen wiper, the way she reacted you’d think he was an axe murderer. Effing b*tch. Just trying to show he was caring, and interested, seriously interested, isn’t that something women were supposed to want?

I’d have moved my car elsewhere, I said with perfect honesty and he glared at me with mingled triumph and hatred.

Like that made a difference! She never left it anywhere I couldn’t find it. Next thing I know I’m being told I’m a stalker! Effing mental.


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I left, and he spent the rest of the evening telling my friend that I would never get a boyfriend, I was too effing uptight.

When she passed that on, I said he was a lunatic and should be locked up. She was quite taken aback. Yes he was a bit intense but compared to some of the blokes she’d dated, he was pretty normal.


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Define normal.

Many women are finding online dating is only suitable for a fling.Unlimited choice means daters become too picky in search for 'The One'. Others admit that the sheer choice available online has made them too picky when it comes to finding a partner. With an unlimited number of other people on offer via the internet, there’s little incentive to work it out if things get tough. And with the cloak of anonymity the net provides, it’s never been easier to be unfaithful. With online dating being big business, it’s easy to see why the websites, many of which charge joining fees or monthly subscriptions, have a vested interest in not wanting people to settle down.‘When you’re searching for perfection you’ll always be disappointed. You risk relationships becoming shallow and unfulfilling, leaving you feeling empty and hollow.‘When you’ve invested time and emotion into someone, this kind of experience is very upsetting.Men have different motivations to women when dating online. Not surprising when you learn there are seven women for every man on dating websites.
‘Unfortunately, the majority of the men I’ve come across are just after flings.’ ‘Some are upfront, but many are not honest. There are men who say they’re looking for a serious relationship, but when you chat online it becomes clear they don’t or they’ve already got a partner. They’ll write anything women want to hear on their profile.’‘You get into the habit of logging on and seeing who’s viewed you or made contact.‘It’s exciting when you get an email in the morning that says you’ve had 20 views. It’s an ego boost. Unfortunately, you then look at who’s shown interest and your heart sinks. But it still encourages you to think that if you keep going, there’s got to be someone better next time.’‘The websites ask for your preferences on height, weight, hair colour and even eye colour. In the real world, a person is a package and you might not notice their eye colour, but online you cross off people for the most base physical reasons. You become judgmental.’Only time will tell if she’s finally met The One — or if the search for love will continue. J.M.O.

Always the best friend
The one to put a smile on yer face when its been a bad day
The crutch during a breakup
The one to vent to when someone makes ya angry
The one who listens and understands
But...
What am I missing?
Funny how the good souls are the most alone
Am I not strong enough? Or am I too strong?
Am I not attractive enough?
Am I too old?
Am I just plain awkward?
Am I boring?
Is it because I'm not rich and successful....yet?
Or...maybe its not me at all...maybe society has misplaced its values and the good souls are simply forgotten and swept under the rug. Makes me wish, at times, that I was born in a different century....where did I leave them ruby slippers, I dont belong here

Okay going to probably need a bit of help here, listing those joys.

However I just ate a garlic and herb flatbread and that is definitely one of them!

Having a long bubble bath and using ALL the hot water.

Going to bed at 02h00 if I want to on the weekend, and getting up when I feel like it.

Didn't feel like getting pretty today. So what?

Breakfast was at 11h00. Garlic bread now. Time for shortbread

Occasionally, total self-indulgent weekend meltdown IS a joy.

What have I forgotten? Or not yet tried?

Why is it that members (along with several bloggers) deem to regularly hide their profile?

I know there are times I have upset people with comments or blogs I have posted leading people to hide their profile whilst they go away and sulk.

Apart from that, can’t see the point as to why a profile would be hidden..... Can you?

Maybe i am not that lucky to be able to be with a man who listen to what i said. What drives me mad is that it seems like forgetting what i said or whay he said is not a big deal at all.
"How am i suppose to remember conversations that happen even 3 days ago ?" he said
"umm geez I dont know , maybe because it suppose to meant something ?"


And the best part of my day today was i am the one who get the outrage because i communicate with friends who actually listen to what i said!
Is he bloody kidding me ? what happen to part that he forgot what he said ? about being so defensive ? and the bloody outrage at me ?
Im so annoyed, I can see smoke coming out of my head. Now i have all this why inside my head that need answers....



All this fairy tale is full of sh*t
One more stupid love song I'll be sick !