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Pets And Problems

Ah, I had a problem with the neighbour’s cat yesterday. I was fixing my lawnmower on the driveway and had a saucer of petrol to clean the nuts and bolts. The kitty came along, drank some of the petrol and took off like a rocket; all around the block.

After the seventh lap he collapsed right in front of my gate. No, not dead; he ran out of fuel.
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Are you having problems with fleas on your domestic pet? Pour a quarter to a half bottle of brandy over the back of your pet (depending on the size of the pet). Then roll the pet in loose, dry sand. It works like magic!

The fleas will get drunk and disorderly, hurling sand pebbles at each other; killing one another in the process. The few survivors will be badly injured and easily apprehended; that is if they don’t fall off when your pet runs around the house.
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Tired of mowing the lawn?
Pour some brandy over your lawn before mowing. The lawn will get half-cut. You only need to mow the other half!

Does it really work? I’m not sure, but it will keep you sober enough to finish the job!
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Friendly greetings from Cape Town; the half-way stop to India.
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Ps
I'll be away for a few hours, See you guys later.
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Peace In Our Time?

Why does the USA have so many internal problems? Maybe it is time they revised their foreign policy.

Is it really so that everybody wants what they have, or does everybody just want to be left in peace? To me it looks more as if they want the resources that the others have!

When Obama was appointed as president I thought that it was to reach out to the Muslim world to attain peace, but now it seems that it was just a cosmetic change that fooled nobody. If Obama brought any changes in foreign policy, it only intensified.

The USA had appointed itself as the planet’s policeman; interfering with everybody. They had become the bully on the block with slogans like 'If you're not with us, you are against us'.

The USA is a great country populated by fabulous people. I have met hundreds of Americans through the years and they are wonderful people. I envy their high standard of living and I would be glad if we could attain just a quarter of that here in Africa, but we cannot (and do not want to) take what they have. We want our own.

I’m sure the same holds true for the Muslim world. They don’t want what America has. Now come on Yankee Land! You already have everything. Leave some for the rest too!

We don't want to be Americans and we don't even want to be like Americans, but we sure would like to live like Americans!

Get your house in order and lead the world by example!


From an unpleasant, cold, windy and heavy overcast Cape Town. There is rain in the air and many will sleep out in the cold tonight. sigh

Have a great day out there!
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Count Your Blessings

Sometimes we stare ourselves so blind into our own problems that we forget that others may have worse problems. I once read that if you could choose between your own problems and that of somebody else, you will always pick your own. sigh

This is because your problems are unique to you and only you are equipped to deal with them. You will not cope with the next person’s problems. Only that person is capable of doing that.

The next time that you feel that your problems are getting too much for you, lift your eyes and look over them; or wear your X-Ray glasses and look straight through them. Look at all the wonderful things out there and appreciate them. Those are the things that make life worth living.

Early in the year 2000, six months before my mother died, she had a stroke that left her one side crippled. She walked with a bad limp and her one arm was useless.

Whenever one of us children went there, she would make us tea or coffee all the time; battling with one hand – with a determination that came close too obsession; refusing help.

She was a deeply religious woman who prayed constantly, but I never heard that she asked God to ‘fix’ her hand. Instead she thanked God for leaving her capable of still being able to do something for her children.

I did not want to drag my mother in here, but this was the best example I could think of. Look beyond the problems. There so many other things to be grateful for!

Have a wonderful Sunday and to those who are back at the salt mines already, keep it coming!
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Let’s Face The Facts

Look at this amazing picture. How many faces can you see? I can find none! liar Although I like to sketch with a pen or a pencil, I wish I had the gift to produce sketches of this kind. I think too’ flat’.

A tip. Forget that there is a tree. Look for faces!

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I have been in possession of this pic for many years and only recently I discovered another face that I had missed all along.

Do you think you got them all?confused
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The All Black Haka

Relax!! This is not about rugby – it is about tradition and culture. Don’t go away now if you’re not a rugby fan.

Every international team have their traditions and rites. None as impressive as the Haka of the All Blacks, New Zeeland’s national rugby team. The Haka was adopted from an ancient war dance, and some of the South Sea Islands use a similar war cry.cheering

Every time that the New Zealand national team takes the field, this war dance, known as the Haka, is performed while their opponents must look them in they eye. A Frightening experience. It used to be performed on the halfway line, but due to over zealousness, they are being moved further back every year. cheering

In the end they will end up doing this behind their own try line, which would be some form of justice, as they spend very little time there during the game! rolling on the floor laughing

But what do the words mean? For those who have not seen the Haka being performed yet and those who do not know what it means, I have included this short video clip.

The video was recorded in New Zeeland while our own Springboks, in their green and gold jerseys, toured there a few years ago; some time between the last two World Cup tournaments. We won the game, but lost the series. If I was not a South African, I probably would have been an All Black supporter! A great team to be respected and feared!applause applause



I hope you have enjoyed this clip and that you have a better understanding on what the words really mean.
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Enjoy your day!

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An African Delicacy!

Today I bring you a delicacy of true African cuisine! A mutton dish better than the best rib, roasted on a bed of charcoal. A Baked Sheep Head.

Yes, you read it right! No word play here. A real sheep’s head. It contains a lot of meat and is relatively cheap. Most butchers around here can supply you with a well cleaned head. It is so easy to prepare; even a man can do it! laugh

When you get home, inspect the head and remove any hair still on it. I use a cutthroat to ‘shave’ it. Then saw the head across the top into two halves, but leave lower jaw intact. I use a garden saw to do this. You could ask the butcher to do it as well.

Flap the two halves open and clean out the nose section (easy, if it is not already done), but leave the brains in place. Another delicacy on toast - or just as it is.
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Push the two halves together and clamp with a skewer. I use three bended canvas needles for this.

Dampen the head and rub some course salt on it. I normally sprinkle some barbeque spice at this stage too.

Preheat the oven to 160º C and bake for 4 hours.

Enjoy. Mine is only going into the oven now. You can eat it hot or cold. I prefer it cold. It tastes like something between a roasted rib and a sheep neck.

Here in Africa, women are not allowed to eat the tongue; it makes them talk too much, they say. conversing

Eating the brains has a side effect though.

I find that if I share it with some female company, they mill around me for days and follow me in a line where ever I go; bleating like … Oh shut up, Catfoot!
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Enjoy your day too!
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Dealing With Stress

If you worry, you will die. If you don’t worry, you will still die. Then why all the worries? It only causes stress.

In essence you have only one thing to worry about.
Are you enjoying good health or not?

If you are healthy then there is nothing to worry about.
However, if you are not well it leaves you with only one other worry.
Will you get better or not?

If you are going to get better then you have nothing to worry about.
If you will not get any better, it will leave you with yet another worry.
Will you survive or will you die?

If you are going to survive then there is nothing to worry about.
If you’re going to die then it leaves you with one hell of a big worry.
Will you go to heaven or will you go to hell?

If you end up in heaven my friend, then there will be absolutely nothing to worry about.

However, if you get turned down at the pearly gates, you will go straight to hell and you will be so busy shaking hands with all of your old friends that you will not have the time to worry about anything!

So why worry?
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Permanent, For The Time Being

We are but squatters on this planet. None of us own a squared millimetre of real estate on this earth. No matter what the deeds office may say. Your title deed only allows you to occupy that patch of land for an uncertain duration of time.

Whenever somebody of note passes away (may her soul angel rest in peace), I’m once again reminded of the temporary nature of our sojourn here on earth.

Think of how many people had once claimed that very piece of ground that you occupy now, as being their own; since long before the existence of the deeds office. And many others still will.

Only the other day somebody boasted to me that his family had owned a certain farm for more than three hundred years. I wonder if I should enlighten him.

What is three hundred years in the lifespan of our planet when even the trees we plant on our property, which we also claim to own, often outlive us.
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Try This For Size

Ok, let’s separate the men from the boys; and the women from the girls! I can read these like clear text and English is only a second language to me. So if English is third or worst, I’ll excuse you!

This is good example of a Brain Study. If you can read this you have a strong mind:

Only great minds can read this!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too, lkie mnie. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdmig to a rscheearch at Cmabngde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Culod yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.


Here is another:
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NOW, ON 7H15 LIN3
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R3AD 7H15.

Happy reading. I always wondered how my teachers could read my compositions! I always wrote the best compositions, but never got full marks! Handwriting and spelling!
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When Somebody You Trust...

I’m blue today. Sad! Disappointed! Disgusted! frustrated Somebody very close disappointed me. Right down to my soul.

I normally have lunch with my sister and her husband on a Sunday, but I cancelled. I’m too upset to go anywhere.

Somebody stole something from me. My previous cell phone. And if she had asked me for it, I would have given it to her!

No, not a stranger; not a girlfriend or somebody like that. A member of my family.

No again, I did not see her taking it, but it was there when she arrived – and gone after she had left!

Sadness indescribable!
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White Chameleons?

We, the white people on this planet, are the chameleons of our species. If you hold a piece of white paper next to one of us, you will find that we are not white at all! confused

We are quite unlike the black man; who is generally black; and remain to be so.

When a white man is upset, he goes red, very mad
But when he is red he might be ashamed, shy or sunburned! blushing

When a white man is scared, he is said to be yellow,
But when he is yellow it might also be with jealousy!

When I white man is sick, he is said to be green, conversing
But when he is green it also might be with envy!
Or he might still be young, without experience!

When a white man is left in the cold, he goes blue, moping
But when he is blue, he might also be sad! blues

When a white man is ill, he said to be pale,
But how can he go pale if he is already white?

And just the other day I heard that some fellow went purple with rage!

So now that we have established that the black man is black and the white man is not white, exactly what damn colour are we? Pale, red, yellow, green, blue or purple? party

Or maybe we are simply non-whites… but that is what we called them before!

Or is skin colour just a pigment of the imagination?
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A New Problem

I’m off to hospital shortly for my monthly check up. A clean bill of health today will reduce these checks to once every six months in stead of once every month as it is now!

I’ll be gone for a few hours, so I decided to leave you with a little puzzle while I’m gone. If nobody gets it I’ll give you the answer when I’m back.

So read carefully.

The Problem
A tiny male baby baboon is sitting in a dried out tree on a smallish island about 200 metres from the mainland. Around him rages a bush fire and before long the tree will catch fire too. help

The mother baboon is 250 metres away on the main land, being chased around by a bunch of alligators when she gets even close to the beach and cannot help her baby in any way.sigh

The sea all around the island is infested with sharks, waiting for their next meal.

Additional (dis)Information
How the baby baboon got there in the first place is not relevant to the answer. The A-Team or any of the likes is not around to help either. crying

The Question
What can the baby baboon do to get back to back his to mother?
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So, there you are.
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