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A Few Tips For A Better Day

Don't keep the sugar and salt in similar containers beside each other. If you need to use the bathroom but someone is in there, just use the garbage can instead. Do not pull out an*l beads like you are pulling over a lawn mower. Baking powde

Its Not Fair

Its just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore.

The Right Question

The Right Question

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on

To The Admin's

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE I

Illogical

Illogical

Why do people go to the trouble of creating a profile waiting the 7 days to be allowed to post on the blogs .then set themselves on a course of self destruction

Something To Make You Smile

Something To Make You Smile

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs? Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn t

A few jokes to make you smile

A few jokes to make you smile

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he tho

Todays Housekeeping Tips

Today's Housekeeping Tips

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean".

Talking Dog

Talking Dog

While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please buy me. I’m a great dog. I played professional football. I was even nominated most valuable player.” “

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If you don't like suggestive adult stuff, don't look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-y3hRIMXcw

Not to offer friendship

Not to offer friendship

Not to offer friendship! Only in marriage! Shortly about: magic on all head...)

Okay Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Canadian Humour

Canadian Humour

This comedy group has been been around for a long time...poking fun at Prime Ministers and other politicians including our friends south of the border...time for some laughs...first video clip... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zabXCwvFK

Adams Rib

Adams Rib

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.” God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. Thi

Two Ants

Two Ants

Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never get out!” “Don’t worry,” said the second ant. “I brought along a TV guide.”

A Drunk Woman Is Watching TV And Yells

"Don't go there, don't go into that church you dumb b*tch." Her husbands asks "what are you watching?" She replies "our wedding video."

Did You Know?

You can sky dive without a parachute . . . . But only once.

Healthy Diets Is Too Dangerous

I just cut myself peeling an apple. This never would have happened with dough nuts!

What To Expect When One Is Menopausing

What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Been There, Done That ? According to Wikipedia: Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual periods stop permanently, and they are no longer able to have children , a natural change that typically

Graveyard shift

Graveyard shift...

Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is online for a little banter Dr Blue is in the house ...

Mr Twist her

Mr. Twist-her

By no means a novel idea here. In fact, there is one member that we are blessed with his presence that has spoken of this on many occasions. Robert..... and My friend brought up all on his own the other night, and I am sta

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The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients. After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for he

Creation

Creation

I'm thinking of creating a website exclusively for jilted lovers. They would be able to create an account (for a fee, of course) and every time they suffer from a broken love affair, divorce, or unrequited love, they can log in and bash the offender

Bagpiper

Bagpiper

I love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life.

Alert Comment Disallowed Have you ever been driven by someone who just got their driving licence

Alert!! Comment Disallowed. Have you ever been driven by someone who just got their driving licence?

Do you know how is it like to be in the car, biting your nails? However, in my case I chose to post a blog instead Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first ever blog on CS that forewarns you that no comments would be allowed but if you'

Would You Rather

Would You Rather...

Let's play a game. Would you rather have lunch with Adolf Hitler (when he was alive) or eat navel cheese? I think sitting across from Adolf would give me bigger Heebie jeebies than eating navel cheese. You?

Some People Are Full Of Life

Happy, cheerful, positive, loving. Then there is the rest of us. If your among the rest of us, this will give you a good laugh lol.

Are You Tired Of Having To Boil Water Every time You Make Coffee?

Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.

The last Nickel

The last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slap

Dalmatian Dog

Dalmatian Dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep c

The Haircut

The Haircut

(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing com

limits and honesty

limits and honesty

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True Love

True Love

THE E-MAIL M Dearest Dad, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me. As you know, I'm in Australia and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends o

What u expect

Many of us are here to find a partner. We expect to find sooner or later. In order to succeed don't u think we all should put up our best photos. We are all unique in our own ways yes, but look at some of the profile photos you men post.

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Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy box? A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "lie to me." Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Anne with the Pillsbury Doughboy? A: A red headed b*tch with a yeast infection. Q:

lol

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she rep

Its Just Not A Barbecue

Until some drunken idiot walks face first into the sliding glass door. I'm fine by the way!

Organized A 3 Some Last Night

There were a couple of no show's but I still had a good time.

Airline Pilot Dean Martin Foster Brooks

Airline Pilot-Dean Martin & Foster Brooks

A little humor to lighten the mood here! If you have not done this before, go to: youtube.com Type in the search line: airline pilot, Foster Brooks. Hilarious video!

kindergarten

kindergarten

The neighbour’s child opposite my window in a high shrill voice memorizes nursery rhymes he went first with Jack n Jill quite well till it came to fetch a pail somehow the fetch became ketch my mind in wonder Jill doused in ketchup jac

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