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Would You Believe It?
My neighbor came knocking on my door at 3 am. Can you believe it, 3 am? Luckily for him, I was still up playing my drums.
The Benefits of Laser Vision Correction
Many folks will be nervous regarding the treatment with questions like what if something goes wrong? So it's a very understandable fear. I had a hard time convincing my self to take the plunge... But boy am I glad I did!! As an avid movie PC Ga
Christmas Shopping
Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Dianne asked, "Frank, where are you? You know that we have lo
A Few Laughs
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The
Attention
I learned long ago some people are just smug self righteous a**hole...begging for attention... Crying in public about how they are mistreated or giving others grief for their perceived crimes... Time to quit whinging an
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I'm corresponding with a scammer right now, bantering back and forth! Trying to set a 'booby' trap for him!
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A man was complaining to a friend, "I had it all - money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman... then, poof! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out..."
Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItXKGyO6cRA
Christmas Humor
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Who do you want down your chimney Xmas eve
Bagsy berrysmoothie in that outfit.....Don't think they make chimney big enough for chunky bums mind
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The pengui
LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?
A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
just for fun
A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's 'stuffed solid' with £10 notes. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand pounds in it.He approaches the barman and asks, "Why is money in that jar???".... "Well
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is
Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter...
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call ? With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course! After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of
Its Friday....
Whats the height of being intoxicated? When you walk across the dance floor to buy another drink and you win the Singles Dance Competition.. Yo
Oops
His request approved, the CNN News photographer chartered a flight from the local airport, and was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jump
The Scary TRUTH About Elevators!
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$10 complaint
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You
Drafting Old Men Into The Military
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing a--backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.
NEWS FLASH! Democrats To Rig Election!
Trump urges Republicans to act NOW to close the rigged election gap! ........ TRUMP - Fifty gaziliion CLINTON - Six
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James , a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued He
ABOUT GROWING OLDER …
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me.
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A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she rep
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies...
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, "You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen to go first,
Well I'm on my way OFFECER
A friend sent this and it made me laugh. Ron Chesterfield, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and th
Wife Found Alive In Coffin
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open
HEY, NEWBIES...THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
(Introduction: I was browsing the blogs & this came up under "other blogs". A blast from the past, as it were. Anyway, as there are a quite a few recent 'Newbies' (in fact, since this was first put up, a number of newbies have become oldies
Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual obituary in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly. "You know very well that he died of di
Too much tension on here!
Too much tension on here! I am posting this to get people to laugh and relax! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLv7CG10B4 ENJOY!
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A Christmas ad.
For animal lovers
BREAKING NEWS: Canada to Build a Wall
>> >> >> >> News Update from Canada >> >> The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-lean
"ISLAND GIRLS"...("DONT GO IN!")
I Would Have To Think That...These Kind of Girls ...That Live All Over The World...Seem To Be All In The Same Kind of Box That Is...That They All Think The Same They All React The Same They All Have Their Own Way Of Talking..(And Most Of The Time