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Where Are You Politically? Church and politics. I avoid them both religiously. Unfortunately, I can no more separate myself from politics than humans can separate themselves from nature. It's just not possible. It's up to me to do what I can t
Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home an
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet. Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two
A Texan went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.... Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five
'Cause they are very forgetful. Fortunately - there still exist some nice potato wafer makers with excellent memories. http://4.bp.blogspot.co
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette. Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air. What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. A man noted for telling puns
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. ? ? Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito . I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. The
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 4. It's not t
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' _____________________________
Puns and Other Groaners The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole. At the supermarket
Its ok for a dog to sniff another dog's a** but when I try it, the dog bites me!
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..recently the blogs are boring, and negative. Now i've seen that some have wondered why, mostly women, don't like adding a profile photo, they may want to be hiding. So, here's a compromise..post a photo of you but with your face covered with so
A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office . “Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over there on your right. The Doctor will be with you in a few minutes.” A few minutes later the lady came
Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees t
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his inst
As this is an over 18's site I should be safe to talk about this I remember when it happened as if it were yesterday, though in reality it happened in about 1956 The house where I was born in London had a high wall around it but in the
At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh..... It is all true! Perks of reaching 50 Or being over 60 and heading towards 70 & beyond! 1. Kidna
A four-year-old boys older brother brings home a friend who is heavily tattooed.As the friend sits down with the famy to Sunday lunch, the little boy can't take his eyes off the man's colourful arms.Curiosity finally gets the better of him and he lea
A four-year-old boys older brother brings home a friend who is heavily tattooed.As the friend sits down with the famy to Sunday lunch, the little boy can't take his eyes off the man's colourful arms.Curiosity finally gets the better of him and he lea
This morning, lovely Kaybee from the forums made this new profile pic of me for her 2nd annual CS Christmas Advent Calendar. Of course I was thrilled and honoured! But.....the h
Office Holiday Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and
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This is too hilarious and it would be a sin not to share it here Beautiful Sunday here. Just had my second mug of hot chocolate Have a lovely Sunday everyone! htt
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. . . That's ladybugs for ya. I just hope they don't.....slug...it out.
Anybody here ? 'Just came from work , tired but don't feel like sleeping..... N4,where are you, girls?
Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Plea
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair-stylist you like. Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have ba
Twenty Questions 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? Y
I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!! Amazing it really works to reveal my all-time favorite movie. I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator
talk about a raft of mixed emotions. At around this time every year, I await with such anticipation, The funny,furry,unexplainable,sweet,a sense of being loved type of feelings, that my family, friends, well wishers, even some of those that do
This was sent to me this morning and I thought it would be a nice chuckle! https://www.youtube.com/embed/V_gOZDWQj3Q?rel=0
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! I have much to be thankful for! Blessings to all of you! A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'D
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“And this over here” croaked the 90 year old museum tour guide, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.” “Wow! That’s really fascinating,” said a fellow in the audience, “how
The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night. It was during breakfast, that Morton finally remembered what it was. He
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