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Store Angel
I wrecked my car this week and now it's at the collision shop. They're determining whether it's totaled or not. I was waiting a long time on a ride today and there was this red-faced homeless woman sitting outside the store with two bags, so I sta
2022
Remember having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive So I wish everyone a great 2016
Way forward.
Okay. This Corona virus wont keep us in lockdown forever. Someday we will go back to work. Some day we will join our families and friends again for birthdays, holidays, weddings, funerals and everything under the sky. How will we get to that
Brunette Jokes
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How is that for her having the last laugh ?
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an Afr*ican woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I'm buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that w
The 12 Days of Omicron
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"I only have eyes for you"
"Here's looking at you kid" What ? Was there something else you wanted for XMas ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq9hP2-mafE[/youtub
Cyber Monday sale
Have you done any shopping yet during this Cyber Monday sale? I got few items in my mind and gotta act on it. My son and I went Black Friday shopping ( while Art stayed home cleaning the house! ) last week and he managed to sna
Why men shouldn't write advice columns
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Sleepers
Well, some come here to CS for 'Lurv," and finding none within reach, move on to other things. Others, however, are reliable -- like clockwork -- in their stalwart efforts to tell you what to think. Let's not name names. That would be... impol
Somebody throw in the towel !
You know , the thing the thing man. All men (and women) are created equal
You believe this...you will believe anything..hahaha
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives
Honest man $7500/...hahaha
A man finds a wallet with $7000 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $500 reward to anyone who returns it. He soon locates the owner and gives him the wallet, and the rich m
Very old one...but..still good..
More humour for us because we all need that right now... A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells h
Ooops!! Keith has some explaining to do!!..
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that th
Who are the biggest marxist in the blogs?
I am just curious. Please stand up and be counted for.
prescription only works.....hahaha
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I nee
Kids exploring ancient ruins
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7 x 13 = 28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxVyO6cpos
BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Rittenhouse is acquitted
KENOSHA, WI—Black Lives Matter activists across the country are looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Kyle Rittenhouse is acquitted. Rittenhouse is on trial for shooting and killing a p*dophile and a kidnapper after they tried to
Apparently we are all living inside a Hollywood fictional movie.
According to certain members here, they have proof that Hollywood storylines have become reality, so we have luminescent proteins coursing through our veins that can be tracked, sadly they missed the film about how a minuscule luminous light source c
That’s where we are headed.......
CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you wa
If you are looking for Granny...
I see a new profile popped up today for a retired 62 year old woman living in Sheffield, England. Her intentions are clear and so are her topless photos! She's whorn-knee and comes as a married couple... However she can separate if needed. Wow, w
I just don't believe it....hahaha
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So w
Laughing. Is... a good medicine...
... 1. What's the difference between stress, tension, panic and tragedy. . ?Stress is when wife is pregnant;? ?Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;? ??Panic is when both are pregnant!??. Tragedy is when you are not responsible for either pregn
She A. Clever manipulator...
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?" Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?" Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health." Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick." Hubby: "No No. If you don't wan
Missing in action.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1515729/royal-marines-training-exercise-US-Marine-Corps-Exercise-Dagger-Green Royal Marines make mockery of US troops just DAYS into training exercise. Where's Bohemund when you need him
Are you really ready to get married?
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her
The Nagging Farmer's Wife
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow
Then the officer fainted!!!
One day, the police raided a whole group of pro*stitutes at a se*x party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside and had all the pro*stitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu"s grandma came by and saw her gran
Oops! He ain't going to that bar!!
So a couple had been married for only two weeks when the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and party with his old buddies. And so he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where ar
Hey ! You never know, he might try this next :)
Yesterday from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Tells January 6th Panel He Has Diplomatic Immunity as Russian Official By Andy Borowitz
5 Types of Neighbors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqnTSrZc1HY
The Guide to being 'Woke'
Are you not woke enough? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Follow these easy steps to become more woke… or else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhwksPCObaU&t=1s
Panic At White House As All The Stores Are Out Of Depends
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Anonymous sources are reporting heightened stress in the hallways of the White House. One source close to the Biden family revealed that the supply chain crisis currently gripping our nation has now reached the home of the Commander-
I loved President Reagan!!
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber we
Verdict?……NOT GUILTY!!!!
???? LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT ???? Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Old Lady: There I was, sitting
Whoops he got caught....
A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vag*ina" She slams the door in disgust and tells her husband that night when he got home from work. The next morning she answers a knock on th
smart old man, played his cards safe...
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old