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Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for ho
Skinny-dipping anyone??
Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening
Dear Abby
Dear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies. I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.
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I love reading these blogs. Remind me of infant school. Please please carry on making my day.
Sunday night tired smiles
Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough". A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean. 4. It's important to have a woman who has a job. 5. It's impo
Hopping on Opportunity
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The mangy guy says, "You're right. I don't have a lot of money. But. if I show you something terrific that you haven't se
Power of the Pen vs The Sword
If the pen is mightier than the sword, why do actions speak louder than words? http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/joburg-home-owner-slashes-robber-with-sword-20151127 Pretoria - A house robber is in hospital after he was s
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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they m
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll
Words that end in ....man
If it can fly is SuperMan, if it can swim is AquaMan, If it can clim is SpiderMan,If it explote is a MusulMan, If it can......is a woMan. Please fill in the blank woth the correct word.
They Say That
When a woman likes a man, she speaks in a higher than normal voice. That would explain why when women talk to me, they sound like Barry White.
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There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonof
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The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from i
Should I sue?
I do not buy a whole lot of cold cereal. But, I know I remember one time or another where I bought a box and poured that healthy stuff in my bowl waiting for those little dried fruit pieces to soften. mmmmmmm I just bought a box of cold cereal.
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A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he suddenly realizes the one thing he hadn't taught them was English. So he takes the chief for a walk. He p
Sadly.....
most people on here will still be single when they take their last breath.. stop moaning..
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning he got up ear
Happy Birthday Minerva!!!
Lots of birthday wishes and hugs from over here... and here's my special present for you...
BEER
Beer Not To Be Taken Lightly. Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us? Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the
Tired and Sleepy...Anyone still awake here?
Been busy packing stuffs these passed days...finally moved to a new apartment last night, had to sleep in a small mattress on the floor surrounded by boxes and bags last night...the move to the new place took 2 exhausting days, yesterday and today..
Bad Foods
The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses in a hospital. 'The garbage we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Soda attacks your stom
Same situation, different endings. (Joke)
Picture it: a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, two men and a woman are shipwrecked. A month passes. Now apply stereotypes (add any not already included) If all were Italian - one man has killed the other to have the woman.
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office. At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door,
GET OUT OF THE CAR...NOW!
This came in email today ....It's a goody..so hope you read and get some idea of what could be waiting to happen on a shopping trip! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Get Out Of The Car - NOW !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALYPSO51!
Happy birthday to a very nice lady!!!! May you have a wonderful day and many more birthdays!!!
When The Novelty Wears Off...
...What would you do? The thrill and excitement when I find something new always brighten my day, always give me that devious smile. It's challenging and I can't seem to get enough of it. Too much of it though can wear the novelty off real quick
You Can't Hide Happiness...
Why is it so difficult to hide a happiness? When I'm happy, I'm wearing a big smile and grinning...people around me says that I'm like a walking sunshine and it's contagious too. Walking around smiling or grinning for some reasons unknown to others
A Love Story
I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved whe
Things to think about
Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And, if they do, why don't you let them? The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you
Helping the little wifey out.
Read the ‘story’ below before pasting the link in your address line.… >> So this retired guy sits around the house all day. Wifey says, "You could do something useful, >> like vacuum the house once a week." >> >> Guy giv
My Siri doesn't work! :)
Loveallnite he posted a blog saying that he felt great with Siri, honestly, Siri means nothing to me and I never used it until today, as always I have a bit spare time reading around during awaiting for my dinner, so, I decided to ask Siri: 'could yo
Less Attractive Couples In A Relationship...
ARE HAPPIER....than couples who are very attractive and very successful. Less attractive couple tend to see and appreciate the inner person of each other. Same goes for an attractive person who is with a less attractive partner. Inner beauties,
Grins and Snickers
I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the wom
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A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a s*xual performance problem. Can you help me?" "Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces a proud physician, "They just came ou
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There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elde
The Police Officer
"A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. ""But officer."" the man began, ""I can explain,"". ""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief get
Jokes
After all of the fighting on this site for the last few days, I thought a little humor might lighten things up! My husband, an avid golf player couldn’t help challenging my boastful son to a game of golf. He was in for quite a surprise w