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The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't' givin' him any of mine."

Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golf

Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golf

He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron" Abby looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit.9Iron." He looks at the frog and decides t

CS MEMBERSHIP FEE How Much

CS MEMBERSHIP FEE....How Much?

Will You Pay and Stay? Few weeks ago, I joined another dating site but didn't pay a membership fee. Many male members viewed my profile and sent me messages but except for one or two free replies, I wasn't given access to the messages nor re

Two Bowling Teams

Two Bowling Teams

This joke is for Minerva. Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the b

REASON TO LAUGH

REASON TO LAUGH

Recent email sent to me by friend who always has some good ones! *************************************************************************** AGREED..... This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral... A very presti

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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to s

Now u know

Now u know

Congratulation

Congratulation

Wow someone's report my profile twice..congratulations now here i am again..go and report me again and again and again and again.. Remember its free to sign up here

Over an hour of laughs w Foster Brooks Enjoy

Over an hour of laughs w/ Foster Brooks! Enjoy

Do you remember Foster Brooks? ~JOHN~

A blog for CH

A blog for CH....

So, what is the meaning of your last blog CH? Are you done with us here and now going? I hope not. You know, you, Robert, Pepps, and I still have tunnels to dig. On top of that, isn't it better to leave a place after you are hated? A

I Pledge Alliance To The Blogs Of Con Singles

I Pledge Alliance To The Blogs Of Con. Singles

and to the republic for which it stands...and to uphold all of its blogging rules and regulations...so help me God. Have you ever tried to leave this strange, weird, wonderful Blogland? For how long? I did, many times but I can't

French kiss...........

................................ ........ ........... .............If any man want to ki

The week, so far....in pictures.

http://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/15/blog52768_30

CS CALENDAR GIRLS 2015

CS CALENDAR GIRLS 2015

CS MEN, are you lonesome tonight? Feeling so loveless and unlovable? Feeling like a looser? STOP!!! Don’t be… just sit back and relax , it’s time for you to meet CS eligible Calendar Girls and here they are::wink: Ms Janu

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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you plea

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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet

Growing old is inevitable

Growing old is inevitable.....

....growing up is optional. I don't wanna grow up....

Riddle me that

Riddle me that.....

where is GOD????????????

...Two little boys aged 8 &10 were extremely mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boy’s mother heard that a preacher i

Cat

Cat?

Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys??? Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys are keeping extremely quiet. If the bottom end of SA broke off, taking PE with it, I'm assuming som

THE FINAL EXAM

THE FINAL EXAM

Recent email and too good not to share.... You are going to love this one! There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided

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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gall

Anxious Worried Feeling Guilty

Anxious, Worried, Feeling Guilty...

This is not a good night... Last chatted to to him at 4AM this morning. He was happy entertaining his friends. Sent me some photos of his old and balding friends and him looking messy and sweaty in front of the bbq grill and drinking. I was glad

King Arthur and the Witch

King Arthur and the Witch

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult

Perspective

Perspective

Adieu I need a rest, will be back after the clean up. http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1978676_604005333006960_1049953816_n.jpg?oh=0c0f886c5c51da9cc380ee396ba275f4&oe=568196B7&__gda__=1447137107_f6659b21585c63297

women first impression part 2

women first impression..part 2..

Candykiss46... no kisses from this South African Beauty...should rename Candycrush...cross this lady and out comes Apartheid all over again..once you had black you never

my first impressions of women on here

my first impressions of women on here....

Crazy fart38....tends to talk crap most of the time, sensitive..disappears a lot when provoked for some quiet time..has a repulsive flatulence problem, and here in this pr

The Girls Night Out

The Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for ho

A Big city Lawyer

A Big-city Lawyer...

A Big-city Lawyer... was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

Letter from Walmart

Letter from Walmart

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally

To My Darling Ray

To My Darling Ray

Why are you so quiet? Please say something... Guys, I think I've found my knight in shining armor here. Here's his message to me "Hi beautiful.... Thanks for the kind appreciation and I will be glad to know you are doing fine.... I am Ray Gle

were all mature until

we're all mature until

someone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?

Facebook People

Facebook People

For those of our older generation who don't comprehend why Facebook exists. I am making friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I

Ponderisms for Seniors

Ponderisms for Seniors

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! The

Another whiskery joke

Another whiskery joke

To my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so ple

Shookums Just sleep it off

Shook'ums", Just sleep it off...

Hey, don't beat yourself too much...we all go through some bad days It could be my turn sometime Here's one when you wake up in the morning: and of course

A Family Of Writers

A Family Of Writers

I stem from a family of great writers. It runs thick in our blood. Actually, we have ink in our veins. It all started with my father. He wrote bank checks that no bank honored, my mother wrote recipes that nobody tried; my brother wrote nov

Monday needs some cheerful signs

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you ------------------- Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your c

Update on Tarzan and Jane

Update on Tarzan and Jane

This is a very funny video! Open and enjoy! http://www.johns-jokes.com/update-on-tarzan-and-jane

DEAD CROWS

DEAD CROWS

I love birds and so took this seriously when I first got it in email from a friend ...but reading on,see the joke ...this one's for Nam with his Truckin Blog! ' Mysterious Crow Deaths ' A fact you won't soon forget...Researche

That is right

That is right....

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-C

WOWSER Nosy People All Around

WOWSER!! Nosy People All Around!!

I'm an admitted people person but I won't stare at people to "size them up". I mean, like who cares what they look like, what they're wearing, how they appear ,i.e., are they rich or poor or what kind of car they have! I'm an old dude and I don't

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