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BHC is Finally Home Sweet Home

BHC is Finally Home Sweet Home!!

Whew, I thought I'd never make it or feel welcome in my new home here in Bullhead City, AZ!! I got my self a little bachelors pad and I got a few pieces of furniture. Got may address changed and in no time I got the proof of residency! JUNK MAIL!!!!

Little bit of Irish Humor

Little bit of Irish Humor

************************************** Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". "Of course you can come in, you're always w

Lady and divorce Attorney

Lady and divorce Attorney

A lady goes to a divorce lawyer and says "I want a divorce." The lawyer says, "Do you have grounds?" Oh yes she said, "We have about 4 acres and a long driveway, No no no you have misunderstood me. I mean do you have a grudge? She said "No

yep sums it up

yep......sums it up

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After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't retu

Bill Tries To Cheer Up Hillary Clinton

Bill Tries To Cheer Up Hillary Clinton

This blog is not to insult anyone. It is meant as entertainment! I hope everyone has a wonderful day! Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president until after he had served 27 years

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Lit

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A man went to the doctor one and and said "doc, I got a problem, every time I have sex with my wife, I always finish too quickly and its causing strain on our marriage". The doctor said "well what you need to do is when you feel your about to finish,

A MANS POEM

A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a good looking woman who owns a bar on a golf course and sends me fishing and beer drinking! This poem doesn't rhyme and I don't care!

A Womans Poem

A Woman's Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who is handsome. Smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks

Women one liners

Women one liners

Women one liners If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque." "Oh, by t

I always wonder

I always wonder

no that isn't true I never wondered it in my life before. But I do now. Harun Yahya (aka Adnan Oktar) says "I always wondered why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same thing.' Well -

Weve Run Out Of Things To Blog About

We've Run Out Of Things To Blog About

It's so peaceful here, bloggers seems to have run out of topics to blog about Or are you simply fed up of reading craps here? Is there any topic we haven't covered yet ? Sex blogs....are disrespectfu

Are We All Victims and Innocents

Are We All Victims and Innocents?

Where are all the wife beaters ? Where are the irresponsible drunk husbands or cheating boyfriends? Where are the two-timing girlfriends and nasty nagging wives? I can't seem to find them here on CS ? All I've read here on blo

Quotes for Today

Quotes for Today

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I sometimes wonder why I drink; I think that it's because I think. I still really miss my ex but my aim is getting better.

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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then ge

Baptizing a Drunk

Baptizing a Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell

Think Like A Child

Think Like A Child

Why do we love children? 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was

Warning Alert Disclosure Singapore UFO

Warning Alert : Disclosure... Singapore UFO

Just at plain sight it look so ordinary but upon closer looks It's the biggest Spaceship I've seen..(It's the only one ). Perched on top the tallest buildings and guarded

Take a quick look at the last commented blogs

Take a quick look at the last commented blogs....

..then see the amount of replies..does it not tell you what people want to read or reply to..and the others that have very little replies means its shite ? doesn't it tell you a lot about us...bloody love gossip.

This about sums it up

This about sums it up!!!

This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!! . Our Phones - Wireless

Humorous Sayings

Humorous Sayings

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”; In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.”;

Kiss And Tell Your Love Stories

Kiss And Tell : Your Love Stories...

Each of our own love story is unique. Some have multiple stories to tell...romantic, funny, tragic, painful...unique stories that we mostly treasure in our hearts and memories...that tend to put a smile on our faces when remembering them. Here ar

I remember actually no I dont

I remember - actually no I don't

There's a joke doing the rounds on Facebook, which says 'If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party' I'd probably then make other plans for the same night. My favourite cousin is having a milestone birthday

Jaws And The Newly Weds

Jaws And The Newly Weds

A real estate salesman and his new blonde wife flew to the Bahamas for their honeymoon. The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride was sunbathing on the beach. Suddenly a large shark attacked and took a huge chunk out of the man's u

External Memo

External Memo

To:- All Correspondents From:- Yours Truly Date:- Today Subject:- Cant be assed For all of you that write to me, pleased be advised that until further notice I am feeling uncommunicative (big word) so will not be replying t

The Chocolates

The Chocolates

I was surprised that I found a kit kat chocolate in my newly wash jacket where I put it outside my flat. Then I found a again chocolate it a galaxy in my top of my clothes again... who is the chocolate giver? I was so impress how did he knew that I l

CS Bond movie lol

CS Bond movie lol

Just for fun............ Bond... I nominate Pedal and sol, Miss moneypenny..... I nominate me loyal PA, with a secret crush Mr. bond. M..... oh got to be our very own Z pu**y galore......tempted, tempted, no, will le

Daffy Duck lol

Daffy Duck lol

Ponderisms for Seniors

Ponderisms for Seniors

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment ... Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation! The

Wise words lol

Wise words........lol

Irish Airline Announcement

Irish Airline Announcement

Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but

Jeff Gordon

Jeff Gordon

Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time.

Oh Jeff

Oh Jeff . . .

A lot of misery last night on Twitter because of David Bowie, and one of my unhappy friends tweeted a link to a film scene featuring him. I looked, to be polite, and oh my the film starred my favourite actor, Jeff Goldblum. I have no idea why I ha

Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you." :roll

Deer Son

Deer Son

Deer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that most car accidents happened within twenty mile of home, so we moved. I can't send you the address as

missing the contests

missing the contests

we all use to host on here....to try to get to a hundred responses or more.....ok...how about some of the dumbest words u have heard...ok i shall begin with....your check is in the mail....unbelieveable!!

Mad Hatters Tea Party

Mad Hatter's Tea Party

The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: 'No room! No room!' they cried out when they saw Alice coming. 'There's plenty of room!' said Alice indignantly, and she sat down in a large arm-chair at one end

When How Does Affect Influence Your Relationship

When/How Does $ Affect/Influence Your Relationship

Money plays a very important role in a relationship. I'm sure many won't date someone who is jobless and financially in trouble. Many will go for someone who's financially stable but how and when could we find out one's financial status? How would

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