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Women - know your limits.
Women - know your limits
Perspective
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'l
Worst thing you ever bought online
Perhaps being drunk on eBay? We all buy some weird stuff. I have!...A wood stove at a bargain price, turns out it was for a dolls house. A palette of 500 mixed paperbacks...they were all the same book.. and you?
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One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in Northern Minnesota were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the stree
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The blonde had been married about a year. One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" he asked. She said, "Honey, I have some rea
The Salesman
Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!" "Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can
CS alternative
If CS was just bloggers blogland, what would the CS stand for ? Colourful storytellers Competitive singletons Crazy Seniors Caring Souls Creative sociopaths
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Los Apodos of Your Childhood!!
Okay, so I'm being silly and just in time to get your attention. Los apodos are "Your nicknames" in Spanish. I had several growing up and into my adulthood as well. Let's have some fun and maybe a little "letting loose", so to speak, om hurtfu
first impressions...
The first time I saw you was in the blogs, thought you were a nasty, bad mouth person, sharing your dates intimate pics to the world, bragging about things I really didn't believe you were doing. But now after meeting you in private I must say
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Wife asked her husband to describe her, husband said "you're A B C D E F G H I J K." Wife asked "what does that mean?" The husband said "adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fair, gorgeous, hot." She said "oh thats so lovely, what ab
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A man walks into a bar, and tells the bartender to pour him a 12 year old single malt scotch, before the trouble starts. The bartender pours his drink and quietly moves away. After finishing his drink, the man calls the bartender back and tells him,
Family Togetherness.............
A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late... had an emergency, you know ho
Where/How Do You See Yourself 10 Years From Now?
A decade may sound like forever but not so...time flies I've been blogging here for 2 years and still single! Many here are blogging long before my time and still very much single Makes me wonder why:confuse
How Do You Like Your Eggs?
Woke up early morning here...was expecting a plumber at 8am...I fell asleep while waiting...he finally showed up at 11am and woke me up from my erotic dream Well, he's busy in the bathroom right now, I made him a cup of
Cell Phones In Public
After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud
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A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would ki
How do you make a hamburger giggle?
How do you make a hamburger giggle? A: Pickle it gently! What can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas! What did one strawberry say to the other? A: Look at the jam we are in
Old Age
Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money. A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one tha
Signs posts
In zoos you have sign posts DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS.... What about sign posts that are so Like... Don't give alcohol to alcoholics
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DRIVING...???????? Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The woman in th
SAYING "I LOVE YOU"
SEMINAR FOR WOMEN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husban
Romance
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for
Nordakota Cow
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He needs a new milk cow and hears about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out der). He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under
Spanish cars fail annual test due to imported part
With the recent economic crisis still lingering in Spain you'd expect spare parts for cars to be cheap in order to for businesses to make at least a small profit, but not so, parts are an exorbitant price, so much so that Spaniards have resorted to u
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A man walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my family jewels inside. Then the croc will close
A Love Story To Bring A Tear To Your Eye
Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah
Procrastination
I keep thinking of taking a course on procrastination but I never seem to get round to it. The stallion and the mare were going to get married, but when the time came for the stallion to appear at the church, he got cold feet and failed to show u
Urban Sports... I love it.
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Lady Bloggers
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY , to all of the pretty and nice ladies here!
Little Johnny And Susie Were Planning To Get Wed
Little Johnnie and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decided that they want to get married, so Johnnie decided to approach Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnnie bravely walked up to him a
what was best for you...
Dirty 30's Naughty 40's ...or filthy 50's....phroooooor !!!
Safe as houses...
Listed below are lists of people killed by law enforcement in the United States, whether in the line of duty or not, and regardless of reason or method. Inclusion in the lists implies neither wrongdoing nor justification on the part of the person kil
World police ?..Great Country ?...Ford mustang is
I put this under the heading of..Comedy Like a lot of Americans, each morning in elementary and high school, I to stand up before the U.S. flag, put my hand on my heart, and pledge allegiance to the United States of America. While it was a min
A Happy BLOG
Lets face it no one is having sex or having a romantic date if they are here...... We can bi*ch about it or get over it........ So lets go over blogs or bloggers that have made us smile.... I would like to thank Robert for his blogs and po