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A couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, put the dog outside, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out, the dog runs back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while
Make the most of it...
Going to hospital tonight to see a guy who was admitted to hospital..was admitted with a bad back...found out today he has lung cancer and got a week at most, will leave his filipina wife and a young teenage lad...very sad, meanwhile we are being bit
Actors you think were already dead....
I grew up watching this mans films....
Ever been caught in the act ?
On a recent blog about wheels, one member asked if she could sit topless in my car and not get arrested. This reminds me of a time I took my (ex) gf out into the desert to teach her to drive off road.,after an hour or so she said she was hot so I
Boozing and Blogging
Just curious here. Has anyone ever blogged while under the influence of alcohol? Should be interesting cos a pissed person sees or takes remarks differently to a sober one I think. Will be back later, just off to go and booze [im
Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe
Tide of Migrant Archaeologists Pouring into Europe. War, Famine, lack of funds and the small amount Archaeological sites around the world have prompted an unprecedented tide of Migrants into the EU where they hope to find old sites worthy of excavat
Jokes :-D
Hey all hope all enjoying the bank holiday Monday :-) Give me your best jokes I thank you lol
Pet peeves
Pet peeves we all have one or two mine is dirty shoes what's yours ?
Prank of the year at least?
This has to be the best, and one of the most elaborate, pranks of all time
"THAT" Time of Year!
My Business....... A father walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25-cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong
A Couple of Jokes
The Eternal Optimist Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Arthur and John find themselves hugging a piece of wreckage from the great ship. The water is freezing, sharks are swimming nearby and of course, the Titanic is long gone. "
The Senility Prayer
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered: I started out with nothing, and I
Be careful out there...
....its hot and the temptation to swim...
I Just Got Rejected...Tough!
I was chatting to this super nice guy, we exchanged messages here on CS and I seem to tick all the right boxes...all those flowery and sweet words almost turn my world up side down. After few days, we took our whirlwind romance to the next level...an
holes
At work working my a** off just now when I heard a man ask another man if he found the right hole Regardless of my angry mood all day had to lol And it was notiintended to be rude coz they are putting upa ccupboard but hey itwas funny
How To Turn Your Man On
3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... That night, all three will wear a leather bodice S &M style, stilettoes and a mask over their eyes . After a few day
Stop Paying The Rich Athletes!
Many years ago when I worked for the Los Angeles Dodgers Baseball Team the then owner, Walter O'Malley, conceived the idea of pay perview Dodgers games. Unfortunately he was way ahead of his time and it wasn't for several years later that big money f
BEER CAN VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more kids. The doctor told him that there
Getting Old
You'll all love this! " #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "O
They Walk Among Us!
They Walk Among Us---- --------------------------- A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it
Getting Old
You'll all love this! #1 I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?" And that, my friend, is the sad definition of "OLD"!
Doctor and Lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you
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There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and
JOKE TIME.... :
Why are we tired today????????????????????????? Because we just finished a 31 day March!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : have a FUN April Fools Day!
Fees back on the table
I see from the CS newsletter that site fees are back on the agenda But at least CS is moving into the 21st century & allowing "adult" profile pics :ch
How To Get Hired At Walmart
A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would de
Lawyers,
Yesterday afternoon I went shopping, and on the drive to our local mall, on the radio, there was a Lawyer talking. He mentioned how concerned he was about peoples legal needs, and that was his main priority..... , he used fancy words,
Senior at the Concert
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats at a concert. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became mor
Serious (?????) thoughts.....
Some things we may agree with! My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. F
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restau
Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? A: Four fish got battered! What do you call a sleepy pizza? A: A piZZZZZZZZZZa! Why were the pickles embarrassed? A: They saw the salad dressing!
So, what`s your dog`s name...
According to Fox, Francis was doing his routine payment to his dog walker earlier in March, by using his online account with Chase Bank. He had filled in his dog’s name into the memo line of the form. But the dog walker told Francis he hadn’t got the
Emoji.. Smileys
I have been on the blogs for a few months and not sure if anyone has noticed I hardly use emojis. So many Emoji on CS, and I have no idea how to use them. I want to learn. Give me a sentence and use one.
So I've just landed in Bangkok...
...and couldn't help take a photo of these two fellows..oh i do feel sorry for the ladies that will have to entertain these guys.. tall guy was at least 6'7"...short guy was short.. then I get in the taxi and see what you can't do in a taxi..1s
A farm story
Hilary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the
KIDS....WE SHOULD NEVER "GROW UP"!
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to
THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPY
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passi
Who's Phone Is This?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the