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For all the American women

For all the American women.

A Man Went To A Proctologist

A Man Went To A Proctologist

A Man Went Into The Proctologist's Office For His First internal Exam. The prostate doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the too

Waiting For The Bus

Waiting For The Bus

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC. This was her first time to the city, so she wanted to see the Capitol Building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," the blonde said, "how do

Chilling

Chilling...

Dance Partner Wanted...

2nd Giraffe

2nd Giraffe

DC,I think the other giraffe ran away!

Spaghetti

Spaghetti

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the

DC

@ DC

would the Answer to words hidden in pic that you posted be as follows ................................................... Fecking Brat Kids trashing their Room

bored

bored

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play

DC

@ DC

would the Answer to words hidden in pic that you posted be as follows ...................... Fecking Brat Kids trashing their Room

Male 4 Sale

One male 4 sale, 38 years old, balding, overweight, unemployed. Male is suitable to keep chained up in the yard to keep away strangers, pests, and small furry animals.

Revenge of the tooth fairies

Revenge of the tooth fairies

An alarming trend is occurring where adults are waking up each morning with vast quantities of ear hair in spite of trimming the unsightly wax encrusted mess each day. Many people are also reporting errant long curly eyebrow hairs as well as thick

lol

lol

A doctor from France says: “In France, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." A German doctor comments quietly: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part

To Be A Troll For A Day

What would it be like to be a troll for a day I wonder?

ROMATIC MIS ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE THE FUNNIER

ROMATIC MIS-ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE- THE FUNNIER

I have one facet of my character that saves me from going down in a heap of jelly when i get had over in romance again- a sense of humour...if i did not have that, then i really WOULD be in trouble...writing this-adapted from a very old UK radio come

Who is this comedian

Who is this comedian?

He is one of my favorite comedians. He has something to say, he says it. Can you tell me who this is? Do you have a quote of his that you favor? If so, would love to hear it, could really use some laughter right now. If there are other comedians you

No Change here then

No Change here then ?

Not been up on site for a hell of a long time Still no change Scam madness Nothings changed

HEAVEN

HEAVEN

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy The Nation I helped conceive?" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted

Walking Backwards

Walking Backwards

Walking backwards is the new trend in health & fitness; it’s excellent to hone your spatial awareness skills as it increases what you would have seen walking forwards by 50%, and is also known to increase the Wi-Fi signals in doughnuts. Dr. Whet F

The day when an imbecile was invited by a berk

The day when an imbecile, was invited by a berk

What was he thinking the president of Mexico, Enrique Peña Nieto, when Donald Trump invited to Los Pinos? I was thinking, of course, that he could win. But he calculated very badly. This will be one of the lowest points of his presidency. And that's

There is no God

"There is no God"

The bible says a fool says in his heart there is no God, and then it says stay away from fools . Well thanks be to "LOGIC" for that loophole. Now all we have to do to avoid these bull shit opinionated blogs and bloggers is state that fact i

Women men take heed

Women....men take heed.

lol

One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing.... "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25

Biker with a Broken Zip

Biker with a Broken Zip

A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend, "I can't keep driving any more, the air hitting me in the chest is unbearable." His girlfriend

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaig

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaig

As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. Donald s

lol

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbe

The Magical Frog

The Magical Frog

There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he was walking to the stream when he happened to come across a bear chasing a rabbit for his lunch.

The husband

The husband..

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Husband Wife joke

Husband , Wife joke,

A husband comes home from work one day, later that night , him and the wife are going to bed. The husband turns to the wife and says, Dear ,did you put the cat out. The wife, with tears in her eyes says to her husband, Dear , the cat died today,:

The 5 Facts of Life

The 5 Facts of Life

A wise person once said...the 5 facts of life are: 1.. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is

Stunts Gone Wrong

People are fking nuts lol

Aging Cartoon Characters

Aging Cartoon Characters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlYqQ2DCQWg ENJOY!

Not wanting to feel left out

Not wanting to feel left out....

...after you ladies read crazy;s blog about her screen saver love of her lifes huge beef jerkies meat, and scaring the shit out of the blue rinse bed wetting old biddy at the till. Some of you must feel deprived, left out and worthless. So why d

Little Known Facts About Mahatma Gandhi....

He was a very spiritual man. He ate only vegetables. Thus, he was thin, slightly-built, and often had bad breath. He walked wherever he went and wore no shoes; his feet were very heavily calloused. He was a.... WAIT FOR IT.... Sup

Deer Camp

Deer Camp

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to brea

Words Of Wisdom

Feel free to add to this one. Don't take laxatives and sleeping pills on the same night. Whatever is going on will pass. It may pass like a kidney stone but it will pass. Cats and waterbeds don't mix well. Garlic flavored breath mints was

the champ

the champ

hi fellows who is the naughtiest person you have met on CS. share the story/ies with a

Just doesnt cut the mustard

Just doesn’t cut the mustard

I speak a few languages, however, there are some defining statements in English that just don’t have that certain “punch” when said in a foreign language. For example.... The phrase “fat pig” has a nice harsh bite to it, yet translated literally i

Captain Rudolf Larrson

Captain Rudolf Larrson

When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a full beard. No-one in the neighbourhood ever went on holiday or arranged a wedding without consulting C

lol

A young man goes to a whorehouse to experience his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he starts with a 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man what to do. Unfortuna

Are You Being Served?

This is a old British comedy, I used to love smoking a big fat one then watching this show lol.

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