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Tables Unsung Heros

Tables, Unsung Heros

You looked at the blog title and thought, “stupid Map writing garbage again” but tables are the most misunderstood and ignored furniture in our world today. We use tables all the time, you are probably using one now, but spare a thought for the pa

Donald Trump

"Donald Trump"

"Donald Trump"

Beethoven

Beethoven

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passin

Hillary honored by Apaches Indians

Hillary honored by Apaches Indians

Hillary Clinton addressed a major gathering of the Apache Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. Though vague in detail, she spoke about her ideas for helping her

ISIS at the Eurovision

ISIS at the Eurovision

ISIS at the Eurovision

Alternative Hobbies

Alternative Hobbies

We get bored with the same hobbies, so here are some alternatives you could try:- Paint your appliances with mud and flower seeds Flower arranging using fire Baking using sawdust and lightbulbs for a lighter mixture Whooping and High fivi

INCONCLUSIVE TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2017

INCONCLUSIVE TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2017

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I ha

Heart Broken

Heart Broken

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took

Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding

Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding

A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man hi

An Archaeological Discovery

An Archaeological Discovery

A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, w

EEh

EEh

Atleast now I have confirmed that I am confused not least I had suspected myself way back then, it's now real I am Confused not with this new changes on here.

Fact or fiction

Fact or fiction

Is it true what they say about a man with big feet and big hands ? That he's big in his pants ? meaning a large p*nis ? I found it to be fiction ::grin:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EKS!

YOUTUBE Happy Crappy Birthday Song Put 'em together, y'all! Give it up for our DIY handygal!

With all this seriousness going on

With all this seriousness going on

Let's have some laughs

King Arthur And The Witch

King Arthur And The Witch:

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult

hope everyones having a good weekend

hope everyone's having a good weekend #

So Two Old Boys are outside the home having a relaxing walk by the banks of The River when one chances to look down and see a frog that is bizarelly wearing An amazing gold crown (like that of a princess) The frog in a softly spoken voice

lol

A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it

US Presidential debate 2

US Presidential debate #2

as seen by Saturday Night Live and much of America.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVMW_1aZXRk

Deny everything

Deny everything !!!!!!!!

No don't worry people. This is not another Trump v Hillary themed opinion. Just some good advice, Well it could be if it was given to the right person.

lol

One day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage-S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She showed it to her husband. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well, wh

lol

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made." A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father ans

Replacement POTUS Candidates.

We're now 26 days from the U.S. Presidential election. The major party nominees have succeeded in unifying Murkuns to an extent undreamed of in modern times. It is generally, if not unanimously, recognized that these two are the wors

UK's X files release delayed, again!

Release of 18 files containing details of unidentified aerial phenomena, that's UFOs to you & me, have been delayed again, till at least next March included in these files is "The Redlesham Forest incident, which is alleged to have taken plac

Alternative relationships

Alternative relationships

As singletons we are constantly thinking about how to get access to the opposite sex’s leisure facilities, more often men desire a decent fish supper and the ladies a nice battered sausage, but there are often complications or reasons why these don’t

Dont we wish

Don't we wish

all exercising would result in this.....

Lion Prank

I want to do this lol

Forgetter Be Forgotten

Forgetter Be Forgotten?

My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke! For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! O

What Is It With Seed Eaters

What Is It With Seed Eaters???

I work as a custodian at a casino in Laughlin, Nevada. The dirty habits of gamblers is what keeps me working but sometimes there has to be a line drawn. There are the drunkards that soil their pants and vomit. These are called "Bio Cleanups" an

Really Need To Get Laid

Really Need To Get Laid...

I'm not myself these days...working too hard and not getting enough sleep...and that greatly affect my libido Busy at work here and just accidentally voided a big order that took a lot of effort to process and set up for shipment. Have to do

I wonder

I wonder

How about you created your own woman the way you desire other than giving orders how she should look, can you imagine a person/man saying I need a lady slim with curves tall and goes on demanding the age limit while him his weight is xxxtra po

Marriage Counselors Solution

Marriage Counselor's Solution

The husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and

A Woman Was Out Golfing One Day

A Woman Was Out Golfing One Day

When She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,

Too Much coffee

Too Much coffee?

My blanket fort has been evacuated; Time for coffee, Coffee bar is full. Coffee ingested in groups of three, you wonder if that passerby is into vajazzling Perhaps the coffee is far too strong, I begin to ponder:- Revelation! Turn a ladder

The shortest fairytale

The shortest fairytale...

Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him..she refused. The man lived happily ever after...riding motorbikes, going fishing...drinking beer..playing golf...left the toilet seat up and could fart whenever he wanted. The End

good for a giggle

good for a giggle.

I have never read this book but it is supposed to be very good, If anyone has please feel free to give me a quick personal blurb meanwhile enjoy a laugh..

Jack the Russel

Jack the Russel

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