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You looked at the blog title and thought, “stupid Map writing garbage again” but tables are the most misunderstood and ignored furniture in our world today. We use tables all the time, you are probably using one now, but spare a thought for the pa
"Donald Trump"
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passin
Hillary Clinton addressed a major gathering of the Apache Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. Though vague in detail, she spoke about her ideas for helping her
ISIS at the Eurovision
We get bored with the same hobbies, so here are some alternatives you could try:- Paint your appliances with mud and flower seeds Flower arranging using fire Baking using sawdust and lightbulbs for a lighter mixture Whooping and High fivi
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I ha
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man hi
A recent expedition in the holy land, archaeologists found the painting shown here below in a cave. Without bothering to date the painting properly, they photographed it and sealed the cave again. After a few months they called a press conference, w
Atleast now I have confirmed that I am confused not least I had suspected myself way back then, it's now real I am Confused not with this new changes on here.
Is it true what they say about a man with big feet and big hands ? That he's big in his pants ? meaning a large p*nis ? I found it to be fiction ::grin:
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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult
So Two Old Boys are outside the home having a relaxing walk by the banks of The River when one chances to look down and see a frog that is bizarelly wearing An amazing gold crown (like that of a princess) The frog in a softly spoken voice
A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it
as seen by Saturday Night Live and much of America.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVMW_1aZXRk
No don't worry people. This is not another Trump v Hillary themed opinion. Just some good advice, Well it could be if it was given to the right person.
One day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage-S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She showed it to her husband. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well, wh
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made." A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father ans
We're now 26 days from the U.S. Presidential election. The major party nominees have succeeded in unifying Murkuns to an extent undreamed of in modern times. It is generally, if not unanimously, recognized that these two are the wors
Release of 18 files containing details of unidentified aerial phenomena, that's UFOs to you & me, have been delayed again, till at least next March included in these files is "The Redlesham Forest incident, which is alleged to have taken plac
As singletons we are constantly thinking about how to get access to the opposite sex’s leisure facilities, more often men desire a decent fish supper and the ladies a nice battered sausage, but there are often complications or reasons why these don’t
all exercising would result in this.....
I want to do this lol
My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke! For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering If I really should be 'there' And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! O
I work as a custodian at a casino in Laughlin, Nevada. The dirty habits of gamblers is what keeps me working but sometimes there has to be a line drawn. There are the drunkards that soil their pants and vomit. These are called "Bio Cleanups" an
I'm not myself these days...working too hard and not getting enough sleep...and that greatly affect my libido Busy at work here and just accidentally voided a big order that took a lot of effort to process and set up for shipment. Have to do
How about you created your own woman the way you desire other than giving orders how she should look, can you imagine a person/man saying I need a lady slim with curves tall and goes on demanding the age limit while him his weight is xxxtra po
The husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and
When She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
My blanket fort has been evacuated; Time for coffee, Coffee bar is full. Coffee ingested in groups of three, you wonder if that passerby is into vajazzling Perhaps the coffee is far too strong, I begin to ponder:- Revelation! Turn a ladder
Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him..she refused. The man lived happily ever after...riding motorbikes, going fishing...drinking beer..playing golf...left the toilet seat up and could fart whenever he wanted. The End
I have never read this book but it is supposed to be very good, If anyone has please feel free to give me a quick personal blurb meanwhile enjoy a laugh..
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