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Judge Cannon...

Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon was selected to hear the case of Trump v. United States in August 2022. Since then, she's been in the news almost on a daily basis. With so much coverage, I'm surprised there is only ONE photo the news media uses of this

Some dinner invitation rules...

When invited to a party or holiday celebration you should have a snack at least one hour before the arrival time. Many times parties start later than expected and you will be famished and hungry enough to consume enough food for 3 people. Being a lit

Stuff we take credit or blame for

Stuff we take credit (or blame) for...

The language is such that often it implies we did stuff that we actually had little or nothing to do with.. Such as.... I grew my hair long. No you didn't, you just didn't cut it. I hurt my arm. What, did you like take a hammer to it?

Xi a Dictator

Xi a ‘Dictator’

After what seemed a productive meeting between U.S. President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping in San Francisco on Wednesday, an offhand remark by Biden could set back the relationship that the two leaders were working to mend. “After to

US and CHINA relations...

I see Joe met with Xi in California and discussed future relations between the 2 countries. Xi assured Joe that all is well and soon Pandas will be arriving to make up for the one on loan that had to be returned. https://tse3.mm.

Cruising...

Tag. ) ..deep Tom Fakes... https://youtube.com/shorts/WCTtfvFwTf4?si=86UOGNmKv9fdLTPC.

Study

A study was done and the result said that women were happier with less attractive men. Do that mean i am attractive?

The Economy In A Democracy

The Economy In A Democracy

A 12 year old boy was told to research the inner workings of the economy and he consulted his father. His father said: "Son, an economy works very much like our household. I am the breadwinner who provide for everybody; therefore I am the capit

Ivanka needs a babysitter...

Ivanka is scheduled to appear (by order of the court) Wednesday next week to testify in the New York fraud trial of the Trump organization case. You know, she and Jared have moved to Miami and she's busying raising children. Pretty terrible duty mom

Feminism has wrecked homes families and now the planet

Feminism has wrecked homes, families...and now the planet.

The very nature of feminism...being independent and s*xual revolution is now wrecking the planet. How so? Now the same family that live in one house years ago, now need 2. (double the resources being used) The same with vehicles need. Th

This is how every woman should treat their man

This is how every woman should treat their man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRyZBZY8W2Q This is some hilarious stuff. Women...take notes.

At least two transgender women will compete in the Miss Universe pageant

At least two transgender women will compete in the Miss Universe pageant

Marina Machete, who was crowned Miss Portugal last week, and Rikkie Valerie Kolle, who became Miss Netherlands in July, will be among the 90 contestants. c*ck in a frock! This is one of the reasons this world is so messed up. Why cant they orga

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window

'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Body Type: Slim/Slender...

The profile reads she's looking for an honest man, no lies. Her photo shows a woman medium height and a guesstimated weight of 145 to 150 pounds. Slim/Slender is her body type selection. The thought through my head is she's lying or her perception i

What is the best time to water plants outside

What is the best time to water plants outside?

No hints. Guesses allowed. Switch it up if you like.

The Michelle Obama transgender conspiracy theory...

I thought that story was debunked and put to rest. Apparently, not. Today, Yahoo! is still talking about it. No, 'he' didn't turn into a 'she' and have two daughters that were conceived via IVF. The ID's and voters registrations posted on social medi

CHATGPT future online dating

CHATGPT future online dating.

In the dystopian future of online dating after the dominance of AI and Deep Fakes, the dating landscape has transformed into a battleground where human connection hangs by a fragile thread. AI-driven algorithms, reminiscent of Skynet's relentless pur

Ok, So . . .

All I have to do is beat depression, beat anxiety, beat autism, learn how to make phone calls, beat social anxiety, learn to be less awkward, learn how to talk to people, overcome my fear of crowds. Yeah, when I do all of that, its all over for ev

jokes.......

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my

I love the way he narrated the videos

I love the way he narrated the videos...

videos made me laugh today

Hunter Biden is going down...

It's about time this criminal has to face the music. That sweet deal he got for his tax crime and gun possession is going away now that his missing laptop showed up at a yard sale in Lansing, Michigan. Someone bought it for $20 and while downloading

Dating in the 21st century

Dating in the 21st century

This online world of wonders, fake profiles and fake pictures. How do you know who is real?

Woman stops 12 ft. Gator with .22 pistol

"Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol." Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fie

disse

disse

space of disse Not sure if a malfunction in the space of disse is the reason so many people here have such "shitty" livers

Tiger Moths description Part 2

Tiger Moth's description Part 2

The Tiger Moth is regarded as among the most famous training aircraft ever. More than 7,300 Tiger Moths were constructed; this biplane was preferred by civilia

I had a GREAT blog...

I had a GREAT blog this past weekend. People from all over the world came to read and comment on my blog. It may have been the greatest blog CS has seen since the days of the Nixon administration. Wait... Quite frankly it WAS the greatest blog and th

Joke of the day no 2

Joke of the day no.2

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.

Joke of the day

Joke of the day.

A Man uses a lighter, to look inside a gas container.

Joke of the day no 3

Joke of the day no.3

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

:)

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ''You cops should get it together" she said, "One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

7 X 13 28

7 X 13 = 28

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS2aEfbEi7s

OH YEAH OH YEAH OHHHH NOOOOO

OH YEAH OH YEAH OHHHH NOOOOO

I am starting a detective agency I am looking for the men who whistled at me when a young girl its illegal now i want them in court. I am looking for the young men who wanted and tried to kiss me in my teens s

True Love

Me and the wife, we got such cute pet names for each other. She is my honey bunches and I am her fking a**hole

lol

The newfie says to the bartender "get me a drink before the fight starts." The bartender gives him the drink and the newfie downs it. The newfie says "give me another drink before the fight starts." The bartender hands him the drink and says " here y

R SO

R SO

Mr Trump has touched down in Scotland to open another golf course. He says it is good to be home. i never saw a kilt nor a prison jacket Nope i should not laugh as i have seen with my own eyes how

Biden Deploys 1 500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters

Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New Voters

EL PASO, TX — Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote. "Yes, the people who tell me what to do all the time told me this is needed,"

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.....

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Co

Grammar

The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts

Went To The Bar With My Buddy

I said "I'm really nervous. Girls can smell fear and right now I'm reeking of it". My buddy replied "what you talking about, all I smell is garlic and fish, now come on lets go find you a woman"

Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasnt Drinking Bud Light

Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasn't Drinking Bud Light

NEW BRITAIN, PA — Local parents Tim and Julia Yoder were understandably upset when their 17-year-old daughter Carlie came home drunk last weekend. However, their anger quickly turned to relief upon learning that Carlie had not, in fact, been consumin

Date

I had a date last night, it was great, tomorrow I'll try a grape.

Love Notes

I sent my new girlfriend a drawn love note I made with my ipad. She replied "awww how sweet". I told her that I actually drew it with my p*nis. She asked "why is the font so thin?"

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