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Newest Trump book on the horizon

Newest Trump book on the horizon ?

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Agrees to Be Interviewed for New Book by Joe Biden By Andy Borowitz September 11, 2020 W

It is certainly time

It is certainly time.....

....for a Closer Look... at the madness festering at the head of the GOP;

Trump says that he accepts no blame

Trump says, that he accepts no blame

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says He Deserves No Blame for State of America Because He Has Not Actually Worked for Past Four Years

What a shame for those bone spurs lol

What a shame for those 'bone spurs'. lol

Hot off the press, today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Says He Could Beat LeBron James in a Dunk Contest If Not for Bone Spurs By And

Melanias preview of her rose garden speech tonight

'Melania's' preview of her rose garden speech tonight

Well, last night was weird, unless you want someone screaming at you. But, tonight will feature a more soft spoken Melania. And right here & now, courtesy of A Late Show, here's is a preview from (an imitation of) Melania. Enjoy ! https:/

When youre so bad at

When you're so bad at...

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Trump kicks dog

Trump kicks dog

Though the blind lady touring the White House did not see Trump kick her seeing eye dog, she heard the thump and heard the loud yelp of her helper, followed by the retreating scurry of feet toward the Oval Office. Since the blind lady saw nothing

Trump blasts Biden and calls for an apology to him and others like him

Trump blasts Biden and calls for an apology to him and others like him

Hot off the press - Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Calls Biden’s Pro-Empathy Message Offensive to Sociopaths By Andy Borowitz[/col

If

If...

A sale price would be a; slicey pricey. Add your own, if you like.

Apparently the new math

Apparently, the new math

I dont blame her

I don't blame her

I'm voting for Biden too Melania.

Aliens with vaccine

Aliens with vaccine

*Beep beep* Human, take me to your leader Which one? We have hundreds. All hostile to illegal aliens We bring gifts - a cure for your virus AND a vaccine. An end to the panic! oh right

Mount Rushmore...

It's the talk that president Trump wants his face on Mount Rushmore, or at least he's suggested it would be a good idea. I'm thinking it's a joke, but some fact checking say it's true. Sure Donald, you can bring it up as much as you want, but there'

Time for A Closer Look

Time for A Closer Look

Ya just got to love em

Ya just got to love 'em.....

When they help with the chores.................. .....

Covid is still here unfortunately for the nation so is Trump

Covid is still here, unfortunately for the nation, so is Trump

And now a word or three from Randy Rainbow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUiDLcp_hIw

Trumps advice to Biden on choosing a VP

Trump's advice to Biden on choosing a VP

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Accuses Biden of Dragging out V.P. Search Instead of Picking First Clown Who Says Yes By Andy Borowitz Au

Hot off the press Americans Oppose paying a man who refuses to work

Hot off the press - Americans Oppose paying a man who refuses to work

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Americans Oppose More Payments to Man Who Is Not Working By Andy Borowitz August 8, 2020 WA

This one is for you Mic and everyone else Melania lol

This one is for you Mic.....and everyone else. 'Melania' lol

After a bit of piano by Jon Babtiste, some words from our 'First Lady' (imitator) relating the Tulsa rally to their love life, her relationship with Ivanka, and the recent book about her, 'Her Art of the Deal'. Enjoy https://ww

How to get around an election

How to get around an election.

As usual, quick as a bunny, Andy Borowitz pens a comedic satire today, based on Trump's recent suggestion to delay the election. Andy just works out the logistics. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report

A Pro Trump Ad

A Pro Trump Ad

Sure, most of America knows better than to vote for a corrupt lying demagogue, who divides America and can't balance his own bank account. But, are they the only voice ? Lets be fair and hear from the minority, who think Trump is good for America

Picking Tom Cotton

Picking (Tom) Cotton

This new offering from Andy Borowitz is in relation to a very recent opinion article in The New York Times, where Cotton stated, that slavery was a "necessary evil", that the Union was built upon. Today in The New Yorker; S

Meme a licious

Meme-a-licious

I'll start off with this beauty

Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee Stadium

Trump to Throw Out First before game at Yankee Stadium

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump to Throw Out First Amendment at Yankee Stadium By Andy Borowitz July 24, 2020 WASHINGTON

Amazing

Amazing!!!

In these difficult times, this new footage will warm your heart! The wonders of nature never cease to surprise!

Hay

Hay !!

What ? Did you think I was joking ?

Its Time for a Closer Look

"It's Time for a Closer Look"

Geoffrey Chaucer...what a guy!

Since we've been dallying here concerning English, I thought I'd mention this fellow, widely thought of as 'the father' of the language. And needless to say, whenever such a phrase is heard, many names come to mind, not least the Bard himself, or th

The week in cartoons

The week....in cartoons

Click on each to see the full cartoons.

Less than 1 hour old Trumps newest lawsuit Hes been treated so unfairly lol

Less than 1 hour old. Trump's newest lawsuit. He's been treated so unfairly. lol

Yet, he hasn't even gotten the virus. Maybe we should be the ones suing. Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues the Coronavirus for Treating Him Unfairly[/color

Trump finally achieves something actually bigger and not just his record number of lies

Trump finally achieves something actually bigger (and not just his record number of lies)

Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Claims Biden Could Never Have a Pandemic As Big As His By Andy Borowitz July 15, 2020 W

Washington Redskins Officially Change Their Name

Washington Redskins Officially Change Their Name

The sports world has been waiting for the new name of the Washington Redskins to be announced. Wait no longer the name change has happened. The storied franchise formerly known as the Washington Redskins new name should satisfy the public and quiet t

Joke of the night Colbert

Joke of the night - Colbert

Mary Trump's book on her Uncle Donald is out today. Dirty Don's brother sued to keep the book from getting published, but a judge ruled against it. In the book Mary Trump writes that Donald's father, was "a high functioning sociopath". Ste

Alcohol

Alcohol...

Never in my whole life would I imagine that the day would come that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!!! True what they say: This is the New Now. Terrible.

Yet another infectious scandal lol

Yet another infectious scandal ? lol

Today in The New Yorker; More play on Mary Trump's book reveals and tying it into other aspects of Dirty Don from Andy Borowitz. Satire from The Borowitz Report Pence Accused of Taking Trump’s Co

Id like to get a lover

I’d like to get a lover

Previous experience required. Now I cannot post so short a blog. They need fifty (50) characters. What exactly for?

Ya gotta check this out....

...Millennial social justice UEBER warrior, Claira Janover, stupidly barked into her cell phone, onto social media, that if anyone uses the phrase "all lives matter" one more time, she was going to stab them. Seems as though MEGA accounting firm, De

Ok This could be fun lol

Ok. This could be fun lol

Add you own punchline for this cartoon. My first one is; "Whose dumb idea was it to send all the king's horses ? A doctor, or veterinarian, or even someone with crazy glue would have been helpful !" Here's the cartoon (click o

ALL

ALL

Some people blame ALL democrats for whatever and about as many other people blame ALL Republicans for whatever, right? I think that is what turns me off to hearing what they have to say because I don't believe in the ALL of it. I don't think eithe

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