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NEW EARS
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from th
Is responding to...
...everyone in your blog, like a handing out participation trophies? ...but I like my participation trophies. Don't judge me.
Nosehair...
My grandfather had a forest of ear hair times 2. Unlike him I seem to have gotten an overabundance of nose hair that requires trimming every few weeks. If I don't and I breathe real hard I can feel it rustling like leaves in the wind!
Bloggers' Original Pick UP LINES...
No wonder why we're still blogging here! 1. You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. 2. Surprise me !!! I am me ! I have a very strong personality. If urs r not it will make u feel i
April Fool!
April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the year that people query news items on the internet before accepting them as true So, a supermarket chain announced a new app t
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone from the dark and checked to make sure no-one is still inside, or has taken advantage of the situati
I Got My First Date For 2019
Its a court date but its a date and I'm dressing up
CS Retirement Island
Sometimes I get cranky from my routine life...doing same things over and over again...worse part is when something else complicates that routine and make it worse. Despite all of these tiresome, depressing, irritating and heartbreaking things to dea
The Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "'Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
My Prediction Of The Bloggers' Future...One Came True!!!
Few weeks ago, I predicted the bloggers future and one of them, came true! Not LJ's but Trump's I'm not a certified fate teller but my crystal ball obviously is I bet a cup of coffee with my colleague too and enjoying my winn
THE NURSE
The nurse: When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned this the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head nurse stood up to h
Is there something wrong with me?
So tonight is my special night. lol I get to indulge into the wonderful. Cookies! I just got back from the store. What in the world have I become? It took me about 5 minutes to decide what cookies I wanted. For a second, I thought I was a
Too Tired To Touch Myself!
Working a lot these days...exhausted when I finally lay in bed at night, no time to think nor do anything else, just sleep and drag myself out of bed in the morning. What a life... or something like it It's good that I'm single or my partner w
"Save the planet......
It's the only one with chocolate." (On a T-shirt I recently bought).
Funny But Cute
A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!" The Reverend repl
She toad dem to cwal unda a wok...
It was a spectacular event Friday night. The Conservative Borg mothership came into orbit around Earth and two hundred thousand sleeper cells lit up. They began posting identical comments on every public forum! "Mueller's report exonerated Trump o
CUTE BUT FUNNY
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" questions the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the sam
A foot and a Half ,
.Marie and Tony were just married, and they're spending their honeymoon night at her mother's house. Maria, being a good Italian girl, is a virgin, and has never seen a naked man. The newlyweds go upstairs and start getting undressed. Tony takes
Difference between water and beer......
You're never going to believe this...... ......
A Little old Biker Lady
LMAO!!! A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door. She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amuse
ONE MORE JOKE ,
A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent." "one penny?" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the guy glances over at the menu and asks, "Could i have a nice ju
Friday
Going Home I've Done My Time Fantastic weekend to everyone. I'm gone.....
THURSDAY HUMOR
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" T
Wednesday humor
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Tracey, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were
JOKE OF THE DAY
The Joke of the Day Quickie in the Bushes There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
More Morning Humor
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he h
I have a sense of Humor :)
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentle
I love a Good Joke
Edith and Marie were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Edith pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Marie: What's that? Edith: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't g
Monday Morning Humor ,,
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and s
HAPPY ST, PATRICK'S DAY ( Funny)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!! Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creatu
Laugh for the day
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "Id like to have one too." Then I s
Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol
Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. *This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce
Pleasant surprise!
I lost my set of house keys. Called every place I have been to see if they found any keys. People would have thought I am a total nut. Nevermind! I am not worried about the keys but miss my tiny gorilla in the key tag. I
The porpose of lithe
As we are now pre listing proposed blog titles and the meaning/ purpose of life Has been done to death 10,000 times here I'm calling dibs on this
I read your blogs...
I do. Really, I do... All of them. I do...
Dear Doctor...
Dear Doctor, last week my turds started floating. The nurse at the clinic said it's because I need more iron in my diet. I told my carpenter friend who gave me a box of cut nails and said to suck on these and it will raise the iron levels in my body.
Three tips for becoming a well liked blogger on CS
While very few will be able to check all three boxes, two is still better than one. #1 Be nice. People tend to like people who are nice better than as$holes. #2 Be interesting. While this is hard for some people, those who can pull it off will
Reminded of another....Chap.
Satire from The Borowitz Report El Chapo Says He Is Victim of Phony Witch Hunt By Andy Borowitz 10:33 A.M. NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In his first interview since being found guilty on all counts in his U.S. tri
just me.....
hello ....
Trump's "Executive Time" lol
Some of you are probably aware that the schedule of Donald Trump, acting as president, has recently been leaked, and no, I am not referring to the Russian hookers. If you aren't up to speed yet, you can go to this link from Business Inside
The thousand comment blog
Please help me I'm trying to cut and paste my way to the title of most commented blog.. If I post a comment every day it will take me just over 3 years As I only have limited time online (yet seem to be here 24/7)I must be running so