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Dr. Fauci's smoothest move yet !
Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Non-Essential Worker to Go Home By Andy Borowitz April 3, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged a non-essential e
Does this sound like your day at work at times?
Does this sound like your day at work some times?............ I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.” My boss says I have a preoccupation with ven
Grammar Lesson
Everyone can use a little "grammar" update now and then so here's yours for today... enjoy! Is it "complete", "finished" or "completely finished"? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "
A conversation, that may have actually taken place. lol
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Hold Parade to Celebrate Great Job He Is Doing By Andy Borowitz March 28, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Dr. Ant
Salvia
This stuff is perfectly legal
99 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf...
Take one down and pass it around... 98 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf. Take one down and pass it around...
A Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says
sOME PEOPLE...
hAVE YOU NOTICED? sOME PEOPLE FORGET THEY HAVE CAPS LOCK ON. yEAH, IT'S AMAZING. eVERY FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE IS SMALL. i'M GLAD i DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT!
As heard on a comedy show tonight
"I like my women, as I like my coffee." "Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving" "My wife & I have been married for 20 years. The secret to a long marriage is to keep it fresh. Every Thursday we have date night. She brings hers,
Fake profile for chat
Interesting, when you have a fake profile with no picture and you write nonsense you have more views and conversations than with real ones. You can write such nonsense and you will get an answer. Interesting, very interesting. Check out my new blog
Remember ladies to add some to your vehicle
That's signal fluid be safe and save cash in doing so.
It's the end of the world as we know it...
Right, possible hypothetical scenario to follow, suspension of reality required It's the end of the world as we know it!! Corona Morona Covid Wooha 19 virus-or-is-it-a-flu has morphed...has joined...with stuff
lol
One day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I knew it wasn't password protected. I decided to have a quick look and when I brought up her contact
All My Friends
...on Facebook have turned overnight into skilled medical experts.
Is it wrong?
For a guy to want his girlfriend to dress up as Zena the Warrior Princess?
CDC reacts to Mike Pence
Fom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report C.D.C. Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped by Quarantining Pence By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The director of the Centers for D
Timeless, and time sensitive comedy....
Grew up with the 3 stooges, Don rRickles, laughin and the Marx Bros., among many others. Laughed a lot, with all the family. Since women wisely avoid me, and I'm such a cheap guy, I often borrow DVD's from local libraries. Bravo and I then watch at n
History Lesson
The teacher said.. Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1
New Medicare Plan 'G'
The Government has announced that there is NO longer Nursing Home Care for the elderly. South Africans being innovative as usual has come up with a Plan 'G'. For a small fee, Plan 'G' provides anyone 70 or older with a gun and 4 bullets. You wil
Did we lose our Greatness?
Okay, a man named Anthony Dream Johnson is on a mission to MAKE WOMEN GREAT AGAIN, along with some other men. Of course in America at a price tag of US$.2000.00 to attend hi
Mexico tightens US border
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals By Andy Borowitz February 19, 2020 MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Mexi
Happy TRump Valentine
Politics is who gets what, why and when, which is everything. And well, Trump wants everything.
Rubbish
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, Retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back, I've no idea what's going on, And now I have to per.
2 seconds
Yes I've had too much time on my hands lately. Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect germs. Why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down. Why do people always visit when the
Old what's his face...
My dad had a great memory for tidbits of information... with the exception of someone's name. Two seconds after they introduced themselves, he'd forget. It didn't stop there. When he was making reference to an actor or comedian and their name didn't
Signs of intelligence, not merely anecdotal....
...and President Trump's post acquittal victory lap speech. Use of language, skills at games and business, social ease, and so on. But surely, clever humour must belong to the list. Just watch the 50 minute speech, with every member of the audience,
Blond Men Jokes
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and mine's wet." ----------------------------- A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It
Quote of the day
~ Janice Hough
Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged !
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report 1/30/2020 El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses By Andy Borowitz FLORENCE, COLORADO (The Borowitz Report)—The convicted drug lord known as El Ch
Tidbits of Humor 2
What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum? He has a meltdown! Did you know santa claus knows karate? He has a black belt! Jack, the town drunkard, was at his wit’s end, he had
What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
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Trump Confesses & the impeachment trial
A Closer Look;
USA - Referendum
With all this mud slinging and hate between left and right a public referendum could come in nicely to decide if the POTUS should or should not be impeached. Democracy at its best? JMO
lol
A new supermarket opened in my area. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you
Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon
“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon