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The Magician
A magician has been working on a cruise ship doing the same act for many years. The audiences like him, and they change often enough that he doesn’t have to worry about finding new tricks. But the captain’s parrot sits in the back row and watches him
To Be Six Again
You really have to give this guy an A+ for effort. George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning back and fort
I Sold My House This Week
I got a pretty good price for it too, but it sure made my landlord as mad as hell.
Bumperstickers
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "The more people I meet, the
two faces and the border
Hi guys! how to minimize distance between the two breakables
Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at t
Do not come to Holland -
Do not come to Holland -
Call This A Dating Site?
more like a psychological institution... If you're here to get laid, don't think you're in the right place, so many creepy profiles here with creepy profile names and creepy profile photos ... It's like a ghost town her
Work work and more work
Its week end people where is the party in this place https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tcfbgQsYtM
Sometimes I Use Big Words I Don't Fully Understand
In an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
I Wanted To Lose 10 Pounds This Year
Only 13 more to go.
Holiday Hot
Today is what I think of as holiday hot. It would be so relaxing and soul fixing to sit under a palm tree sipping a very cold rum and coke with some fresh lime floating in it while watching the young ladies playing in the waves off the beach.
Constant Fear
I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd. St., Los Angeles, California, 90023 in a blue house! She gets off work at 6 PM! What do you think I should do?
Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How abou
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Da da!
The Stranded Man
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks
CDC ALERT!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.! This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
I'm Almost A Millionaire
I have all of the zero's. Now I just need a one. :)
Good idea!
This is absolutely brilliant! Gonna try this out the next time I am asked
Shock Collar Test
People will do anything.
Too funny!!
This has gone viral and I'm sure most of you have watched it by now! Hope you are enjoying your Sunday and have a great week ahead! :bouquet
The Wife
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she
Random Thoughts
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. My 60 year kinderg
Dreams
They say if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life. That has never been true for me and neither was taking a dump. I found out last night however that there is something that if you do it in a dream, you do it in real life. In the interest of decen
Little Bruce
> Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 > years old, but they know they are in love. > > One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce > goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. > Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, > "Mr
Deaf Wife.........
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal t
I'm Like Anyone Else
I have a angel on my left shoulder and a devil on the right. Problem is that I'm deaf in my left ear.
Smart Wife
A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news." The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the
Blond Girlfriend at Her First Football Game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
Always Remember
No matter how bad things are going, at least your not the guy who got a prostate exam and later came to realize that the doctor had both of his hands on his shoulders.
Doopelt Gemoopelt....
Niederlandisch. Zicke Zacke Jupheidi....Schneidig ist die Infantrie. Aa
Urban Dictionary
Sometimes things have more than one meaning. I don't recommend that you go and look at the definitions of these words but if choose to do so, don't say I didn't warn you. Hummer Teabag Snowball Dumpster Mud plug http://www.urbandictionary.c
Duppys and Witches
Growing up as a boy we had many Duppy stories in Jamaica... But over the years I have alot people from all over the world. And surprisngly some have a ghost story of some kind.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rFypxa3ZEE
I can’t hear you
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years. The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup. The doctor says, “Your hearin
My Wife
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knit
How many more Blogs?
Oh dear we're having a blog tantrum Now folks, blog every available bullshit that comes to your mind as it is just a fecking boring Sunday
From Rodney Dangerfield
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me a
LIVIN IN THE SOUTH
Any body who lives in the South MAY (?) have heard some of these before. ...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant to all people who live this Southern lifestyle! **************************************