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COSTEMOLOGIST

I'm always entertained when I read a profile and the person cannot spell their profession. In this case... wannabe profession. Today it's the woman in school to be a costemologist. Of the list of favorites would be a doctir. 40 miles from

What Ive noticed

What I've noticed

Is that some people like to discuss politics, and some people like to discuss members on CS. And those members who like to discuss members on CS instead, somehow think that is better, and discussing politics isn't.

Women and men here on CS, and humour....

...I've found that almost all of the regular bloggers here are decent and bright folks, from whom I continue to learn things. Most grateful, even when the politics don't quite always align. But sometimes I worry that, who would have thunk it, men an

I did three

I did three.

This is the fourth. Who can beat me? Is that even a question? I think I am already beaten. Sorry for hogging the first page. Now bump me to the second page with something be

Rocket man cuts him off

Rocket man cuts him off

Tonight in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him with Biden Thing By Andy Borowitz 5:40 P.M. PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Rep

About late last night

About late last night

Apparently, things are too complicated for SOME people. So, for them lets keep it simple;

Democrat Great Story For 2020

Democrat Great Story For 2020

We so sorry. We so busy with failing impeachment last 4 year we don't get single thing you want done. But vote for us and we will do now. We promise to you.

How does it feel...?

How does it feel to be a bloger.......?......?.............?

From beyond the grave

From beyond the grave

Satire from the Borowitz Report. “How Has This Bastard Not Been Impeached Yet?” Nixon Asks in Hell By Andy Borowitz 6:14 P.M. HELL (The Borowitz Report)—The former President Richard M. Nixon became the latest person

Here on the many thousand hectare Vierk estate.....

it's mid harvest time. As I look from the fourth story A/C widdow's watch roof tower, onto the verdant fields, Chardonnay in hand, viewing busy underpaid illegal immigrant farmworkers, many mere children, slaving away, most separated long ago from pa

Daddy...

A young boy goes to his father and says "Daddy?" The father replies "Yes son" and the son says "Daddy, I have a question" The father says "son, what's your question?" The boy asks "Is Rotterdam a bad word?" The father thinks for a second... Rotte

A most stellar lineup at the Dem pander party....

....TV guffaw generator. Is there a doctor carrying dementia and antipsychotic medications in the house? Free everything for our illegals and non producers, while we eat the rich. Unless one values under 2% support, looks like we are down to three ex

Cherry bag

A man he had five children, one day, the man comes home with a bag full of cherries. The children come to him and ask .... Kids - Dad, Dad what did you bring us? The father, puts his hand in bags, takes out 5 cherries, and gives them one to each ch

Not all CS dates work out well

Not all CS dates work out well

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Oxymorons. Unlike the usual ones we find so often on CS, present company included.

Pretty ugly, short skyscraper, army intelligence, bad sex, funny funeral.......

Announcing the new CS emoji

Announcing the new CS emoji

No if ands or butts about it. Sorry to drop this on you. Butt, just don't overuse it and make an asz out of yourself.

Sharing the wealth of laughter with YOU

Sharing the wealth (of laughter).......with YOU !

It's been suggested (by loonies) that I'm getting paid big $$$$$$$ to blog. So, I've decided to share that wealth with you. Thus, everyone who watches the following video gets 20% of the income I'm getting from posting it. That's rig

Google or Alexa gadjets

Google or Alexa gadjets

I've gone with Alexa the little table top - oh heck not sure what you call it. I ask the little contraption all kinds of questions and use her as a reminder. "Alexa remind me in 4 minutes to turn off the pot or Alexa set the alarm for 6:30 am next

An offer to consider

An offer to consider

In The New Yorker this morning; Satire from The Borowitz Report Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. 11:01 A.M. By Andy Borowitz COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal t

Trump said...

Trump says lots of things. Most of them end up on Twitter. Not everything he says is news worthy but, news media think differently. However, the one statement I read yesterday has great significance. "Mentally ill individuals should be 'involunta

I wanna marry an EGG...

For years, I've been looking for an Egg. Eggs are sooo... sexy to me. Small with soft curves. I've always admired how they keep their shape no matter what the temperature is. Someone told me Eggs like old, fat, white guys... like me and they don't c

Infestation south of Baltimore

Infestation south of Baltimore

This new one from Andy is no doubt in response to Trump's early morning Tweets today attempting to vilify a Congressman regarding housing in his district of Baltimore, due to unrelated comments the Congressman made about the findings of Mueller's

People with TWO FIRST NAMES...

As a kid, I used to watch the TV show The Millionaire with my parents. That's when I learned that people with 2 first names irked my father. The star of the show was actor Marvin Elliot Miller who played the part of Michael Anthony assistant of billi

Happy 100th Boithday Olive Oyl!

Popeye's goilfriend toins 100 in 2019... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oyl Seems Miss Oyl was quite the cougar as Popeye didn't come along 'til 1929. You go goil

can u agree with me

can u agree with me,?????

at 18 a lady is like a football team and 22 men behind her at 28 a lady is like a basket ball team 10 men behind her at 38 a lady is like a golf ball , one man behind her at 48 alady is like a TT ball one man is pushing her to another if u know

my dear friends lets enjoy thus simple joke but try to be sincere

my dear friends let's enjoy thus simple joke but try to be sincere

in a class of 31 students what will be yo position mine in 28th be sincere please..

He who casts the first Congresswoman

He who casts the first Congresswoman

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Orders Pence to Find Passage in Bible Where Jesus Tells People to Get the Hell Out By Andy Borowitz 10:59 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Hop

Speechless

Speechless

The Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the Driver? Boring... Boring... Both the Driver and Bert are sitting at a small town bar on

The top 8 ways Trump would get a lot more female voters

The top 8 ways Trump would get a lot more female voters......

Some originals by yours truly; 8. Instead of bragging about grabbing he grabbed the check once in a while. 7. The extra long ties aren't fooling anyone. 6. If he stopped calling or implying that women are ugly. 5.

My little funny this morning

My little funny this morning

Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, just saw it on Facebook and wanted to share a smile "That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right past you"

Joke

Joke

Back on January 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. Rod, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks throu

Joke of the night via James Corden

Joke of the night via James Corden

It was a take off on a news story. Apparently, there is a mayor in a small town in France. He is worried, as the population there is dwindling. So, he decided to hand out free Viagra pills to the locals with the hopes of 'encouraging' couples t

Mar a Lago crisis

Mar a Lago crisis.

This afternoon in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid By Andy Borowitz 12:24 P.M. PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report)—Don

Amazing It actually exists

Amazing ! It actually exists.

The Crocodile Rocker Don't blame me, if you can't get that silly ditty out of your head now. Hey,

The magic coffee table

The magic coffee table......

This Australian clip is under two minutes long..... .....

2 Parrots

2 Parrots

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can

Why Women Live Longer Than Men...

https://youtu.be/jyvJtA0c06M And Why Some Kids Don't Survive Childhood - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, YALL!!

The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed

The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed

sarcasm from Andy Borowitz today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder By Andy Borowitz 10:41 A.M. MIAMI (The Borowitz

lol Worse than the Trojan Horse

lol Worse than the Trojan Horse

10:40 am today in; The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Fourth of July Parade to Include Flyover by Russian Air Force By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “incredibly exc

I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.

Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying... 'It's just a cold ' Well it's NOT! It's debilitating and life threatening. This very instructional vid should make that abundantly clear... https://youtu.be/Sn4BDdQyX_c

If loving you is wrong

"If loving you is wrong...."

Come on, you know that song. Some people had fun inventing new lyrics for one prior. This one could use a change too. "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right." Really ? If it's wrong aren't there better options ? So, if you

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