Comedy Blogs (1,863)

ok..so you can leave your profile picture blank...

...but they don't let you have a super hero as a profile photo..neither are of the person in question..nor is a photo of a beach..

What's In A Name

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitre

Dunk the Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a baptism along the river bank. The drunk stumbles into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the heavy smell of

Is this the future?

This came from email and could be based on facts...Just read, hoping you don't recognize anyone here and be grateful that you don't! ONE: Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken Mc

Love Is Blind...

Not always... He is good looking, sexy and most of all a very nice person. He is the love of my life and I'm not happy when somebody say something negative about him. So to those so said that my man is

New and old languages

My home language is Afrikaans. In a world filled with dialect, relatively new. Then in “the old says” we were taught the QueenKs Englush in school. VERY strickt and proper! Then aparthed fell like a poacged rhino, and in came American English! Differ

Any Bloggers In Here?

Will you please say something... Would appreciate some company here...

what u think

what part of u, consider very lovely and beautiful to urself..i love my nose and cosider it very perfect as its neither dum nor very sharp..sometimes i say to people "u can find better than me but not with a perfect nose like me,i bet " and in this j

Wanna be a bear (old joke)

I went for my spring waxing this morning. OUCH. Reminded me of an old favourite joke. In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six m

The Duck

A duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, a talking duck! What are you doing here?" The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street.

Evolution

Cat Bath

It all goes wrong at 4:46

What is your EMOTICON? by BlogWatcher

I just had a thought ...what if there was an emoticon associated with the most obvious attributes of bloggers here...what would yours or others be? ... Remember, THIS IS ALL JESTIN' FUN, so don't get ...and read

The Garden

Did you hear about the race in the garden? The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup! Ok, ok....I surrender!

feel excited

i feel excited when i get my mailbox red..thankgod we can send email to ourselves on cs... http://photos.con

Blind Golfer's Joke

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album has gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it is pretty good. By the way how i

When I Was Younger

When I was younger, my teachers and doctors must have thought I was awesome because they kept telling me I was "special"

50 Grayish Shades

50 grayish shades…back and forth, back and forth…in and out, in and out. A little to the right, a little to the left. She could feel the sweat on her forehead….between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back…. She was getting near to

Waiting for the Sun

A man sat at home one day and looked at the sun. He wondered where it went at night so he hatched a plan. He would watch the sun! He woke early the next day and went to the top of the hill next to his house and folded open his chair and sat. 7 o'cloc

Sneak Preview

Following the news that advertising on dating sites will have to more accurately depict the members I managed to download the new log-out page for CS http://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/14/blog32b

You Know You're Getting Older When....

No offenses intended! Need to lighten things up around here. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work... You feel like the morning after, and you didn't go anywhere the night before... Your knees buckle and your

Inspirational Humor

God doesn't always choose to flaten the mountain...but He has promised to help you climb it! Don't tell God how big the storm is...tell the storm how big God is! More is accomplished by folding the hands...than by wringing them! Even in our

Cant take that Chance

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The m

I Don't Feel Like Blogging At The Moment...

Feeling sleepy, feeling hungry, feeling bored...I have no idea what is it that I want at the moment... What about you? ...

A woman's aPology.......

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Old Man Cashier

Be careful who you hire to be a cashier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19THRdXxmaI

4/12/15, FAVRE, RODGERS, STARR DAY: The Answer Is:

SEE COMMENT #59!

Lighten Up Part II

Classic American comedy...Carol Burnett...one of the best episodes I have watched...Went With The Wind...a very funny skit...any comments or thoughts...

I'm bored and feel like winding some one up....

...who wants to be wound up, have a fight...anyone.. ?

Joke of the day - twice as much

An explorer had recently gone through a very emotional break-up and to get away from it all was in a cave, looking for ancient treasure. The explorer found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you

are you

how many over 60s drunk and stoned tonite

Fishing With Girlfriend

This is too funny! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFhJN4H0T0

Time To Confess!!!

HA HA HA!!! Just kidding! Everyone! I just moved from my old trailer so now I am officially NOT trailer trash anymore! I left La Verne yesterday and i already miss my cool neighbors! Even the 2 drunk bigots that sit out in front of their tra

Too Quiet Here...

Where's everybody? Too quiet here... My Jerk just woke me up and I had a long phone call with him and I'm having a fabulous day L

Have an awesome nu month

April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who

A Party For Johnny...

just cos you've been a good boy.... bring out the party foods, drinks and balloons, everyone!! Angel, play the music...I can't upload at the mome

SENIOR MOTEL MOMENT

Recent email from friend..relates to women over 60..are they loosing interest in s*x? Don't think so! Last week, she checked into a nice motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you s

Clever Words

1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds 2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through 4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do 5. COUNTERFEITE

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i finaly found my love . she is just 18 years old .

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

A place to have fun and banter about how obviously that life is sometime very funny. I wan't to create a place to have some laughs. Lifw is way to short to waist time on crap. Join me and let's have some fun. [si

funny so funny

you are so sik. only the stupid one coment . why ..he is stupid... come to your dadi i will teach you my sun. haha