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Stop tearing down national monuments...
Please protesters, stop tearing down national monuments... I just heard for every one you take down, Don Jr. will have one erected of his father! Think about that before you get the rope out...
A new one, hot off the press - Rally Stimulus Checks !
Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Offers Stimulus Checks to Anyone Willing to Come to His Next Rally By Andy Borowitz June 23, 2020 WASHING
The "Stable Genius" got punked by teengers lol
Trump and his minions were actually bragging about how much interest there was in Trump's then upcoming rally in Tulsa Oklahoma, a state he had handily won in 2016. But most of the interest turned out to be teenagers ACTING like they had interest to
WV to Remove Don Knotts/Barney Fife Statue Following Protests
West Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown, WV. Knotts, is best known for his role as Barney Fife, the bumbling de
Madness
I don't think there is or there should be anything call madness. No one is mad. The madness is, there is a helluva thing called NORMAL we all can't fit in. So... If you try to be normal you are going mad and if you are being mad it's you try
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. > A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're real
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day.
I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. He checked me over completely and told me I was doing well except for one thing! He told me to exercise more! Ready for this? I am doing diddly squats!
Some Norm Peterson quotes from Cheers
How's it going Mr. Peterson? "It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone Underwear" "Beer please Woody." "Isn't it a little early Mr Peterson?" "OK. Float a cornflake in it" "What's shakin' Norm?" "What isn't?" "What would ya say
Grey hair...
I have a female cousin who is the same age as me. Our birthdays are a week apart. She's in New Jersey and rarely do we communicate. Different priorities in life. I recall after a long absence I did speak to her and discussed getting older. My menti
some old sayings my dad use to say...
Whore bait A*shole Pete It don't take a scissor bell. dirty pot licker water the horse I am not even sure what some of these mean. I think I just figured out whore bait. He would say, make hay while the sun is shining. You
Fauci's 'suggestion' to go enjoy golf for some
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over “It’s in the best interest of e
Trumps mugshot
page down. 10 or 11 times to find it https://www.google.com/search?q=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiF49Trj_fnAhUMEd8KHao4Dx8Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Jerry+Tillman+Mug+shot&gs_l=img.3...495836.501061..501493...0.0..0.393.2117.5j9j1j1......0...
Joke of the day
Heard from a redneck comedian last night; "Women were meant to do the cooking. Heck, god gave them milk & eggs for starters. Those are ingredients right there."
6 Times !
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boy
Mozzies
The attack started at exactly 2am. I have no idea from where this came. Sometimes I think they just materialise from thin air. Very difficult to find during daytime, their camouflage is something any army can learn from, and how they home in on th
Eating with a facemask
With the easing on the opening of restaurants, and before I make my reservations, I experimented with a number of ways of how to tackle one of my favourite pasta dishes – that of spaghetti olio, aglio e peperoncino – all while wearing a facemask.
Quote of the Night
"Of course Trump wants to defund the World Health Organization. It stands for things he hates. The world, health and organization." ~ Stephen Colbert
What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?
Humor is very important in our life. A person with a lively sense of humor who can laugh at himself/herself and at just about anything is insightful and healthier in a lot of respect. Humor can free us from our inhibitions…can relieve the anxietie
Just wondering....
...if the best 2 players in the world have a match between one another, is it still appropriate to call the game..... BADminton ?
Pick-UP lines for the Covid-19 era (for men & women)
What do you think about going back to my place and washing our hands together ? Do you have Covid-19 ? Why ? Because you look a lot hotter than 98.6 F Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you extra happy to be closer than 6 feet from
He never got any respect
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield He said... With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. My wife only has sex with
Consistent Testing results for AG, Bill Barr
Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity By Andy Borowitz May 8, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a test result that he called “a tremendous reli
Comedic Actor Jerry Stiller dies at 92 of 'natural causes'
Perhaps best known for his bizzarre father roles on Seinfeld and The King of Queens, as well as his previous stand-up routines with his wife, as 'Stiller & Meara'. Today from CNN; Actor and comedian Jerry Stiller has died of natura
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
The 'Craziest' Idea yet to Fight the Virus
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Nation’s Governors Consider Forming Country By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020 AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In order to better coördinate their efforts to
Soap on a rope...
When I was a kid, we had soap on a rope hanging in the shower. I'm guessing it was English Leather and had a strong 'woody' scent. Not sure where it came from and my guess is a gift. We only had it hanging there for the scent and none of my family ac
A Serious Idea for You to Ponder
If the sign in the middle of a grassy area, says "Keep Off The Grass"........ How did it get there ?
Laugh, Donald at his best continue
Your POTUS at his best. https://youtu.be/SaMWjsYQud0
We all need a good laugh. Donald at his best
Relax those smile muscles. https://youtu.be/Fwfk5FUUbTM
The Bushman At Work,,
With most of us under shoot down Its time for laugh.. https://www.facebook.com/RRyanlewis/?eid=ARC_EfcUYBfTXa3iehJ96Nm3Lp8rpJpFJPsplCAQjCN043MWfn4GxIDcZNseuR5rTDljG41g7Q9_ZElt :bana
Math Quiz.....determine your favorite Movie
Hope this quiz gives you smile in these times, This quick quiz should do the trick. Grab a paper and pencil and do what it says. You will be amazed how accurate this is. For as long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works!
Flip-Flops...
Simple rule... I don't walk around barefooted. My preference is/are shoes and socks but In the house, I wear men's sandals aka flip-flops. Once a week, they go into the shower, get sprayed with bleach cleaner and rinsed. Last week, my favorite Ocea
Song Update
Can he see it in your eyes, or your bathroom ?
Yay!
A submicroscopic infectious agent that replicates only inside the living cells of an organism has knocked Topic Trump off the blogs to the oblivion. I don't know how Trump is feeling about his popularity been beaten by a virus in an election yea
Bob called...
Yesterday, Bob a personal friend and former associate called. Bob: Hi Tony, Bob here. How are you doing? Me: Good Bob, just making the best of retirement with 3 naps a day. How are you? Bob: Except for the dry cough and fever I'm fine... (s i l e
Hot off the press; No one (who can't read) could have seen the pandemic coming
Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Study: No One Could Have Seen Pandemic Coming Except People Capable of Reading By Andy Borowitz April 13, 2020 MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—No one
BREAKING NEWS !!!
Read all about it, read all about it... Trump blogs are eclipsed by creepy sleepy Joe Biden blogs. Get your blog in while the goin' is good!!
Coronavirus pow wow
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Congress's care package: The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, bu
Dr. Fauci urges pharmaceutical companies to help milions of people with development of one pill
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Begs Pharma Companies to Speed Development of Anti-Narcissism Drug By Andy Borowitz April 9, 2020 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that “time
Funny children's names: If your family name is Dover...
Probably the strangest names for children came from musician Frank Zappa. His daughter was named Moon Unit and his son was named Dweezil. When Moon was asked if her unusual name caused her problems when growing up, her reply was "Not really." Of cour