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The place in the universe of forever floating traces...
of your virtual actions. Damn it, let's pretend it never happened I might just stay here now that my prints are all over the shop
Kancho
This is a thing in Japan.
This is a glimpse into our futures...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Ju
Swiss Guide
Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was giving his guide an especially hard time with silly questions. They were walking through a mountain valley t
Grandma is eighty eight years old and still drives her own car
The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting
I don't
Like this at any time, As the big day is approaching I mean this valentine I am no where near to recieve atleast a small package of chocolates neither a single red rose of a flower... Ok atleast some one to promise me a sweet lie like to tak
Looking For Jesus
An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the river he proceeds to walk into the water and bumps into the preacher.. the preacher turns and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,w
Laptop Speakers
Not loud enough for music but too loud for porn
The Rooster
"A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man,
Something to Brighten Your Day
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-9
The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
Anger management really works...
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelle
The cool cat
For all the people in the world! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEnBCtf_aw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc
An Evening At The Ballet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHbGqJ_MonU Saw this ballet in Amsterdam .
The Motorist
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo-of handcuffs.
New car technology is a hoot.
Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this http://sundown.me.uk/ technology/mercedes-aa-class. mp4
God's Email
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of r
Kevinism...the not so rare teenage disease..
Kevinism is a disease that came about during the 90's, before its appearance teenagers use to help around he house, dry up, even clean their dads car. These days the condition has gotten worse. Since my son turned double figures I could see the ch
Congratulations
China canceled one child policy and allows its citizens to produce more than one childrenes , new breeding season starts , congratulations China Now will see millions of small small chines in every corner of the world
New Driver
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly min
Go to your room !
In some countries women are sent to a hut for 7 days when they are on their menstruation, countries like India, Pakistan and Nepal, an accent Hindu tradition, but also muslims in Pakistan do this, mostly in villages away from civilization. Apparen
Funnies
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail? Will you die if you get scared half to death twice? If quitters never win, and
To make you smile
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quippe
Wakeup Kiss
Have you ever woken up in the morning, just felt lucky that you are alive, looked at the beautiful gal sleeping next to you, and then leaned over and gave her a great big kiss ? Well, I did this morning. And now apparent
Shoplifting
An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?" And she says "I was hungry." The judge says "What did you take?" She replies, "A can of p
Yup
It sucks how every girl I am interested in is either taken or has good taste in men
Ikea
Have a nice weekend
Is It Time For A Nursing Home?
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an elderly person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the
Strange Stuff tMic Says
I say some pretty strange things sometimes. Join me for a romp in the playground of my mind. There is no rhyme or reason to it. Some of it is just off the wall banter, some are rants I have had online and some are some weird dream
Some Humor
I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shi-tzu. A young blonde fears her husband is having an affair. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she finds him in
Hollyweed! :)
Is there someone here knows who did this? ;)
That Explains It
When a woman is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher tone of voice. That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Barry White
Show Your Joe
Show Your Joe
Christmas in the tropics
Hah...You're wrong. I'm not going to complain about the heat. Cause I like it. No, I'm going to complain about my Christmas present. My bad. My friend got me a lovely new smart phone for Christmas. Well, I think I'm too stupid to own a
Christmas Party Illusion
He spotted her immediately He was starstruck at her beauty Vibrant russet locks flowing down her back Cheekbones cut from pure granite Breasts that defied gravity & science Electric blue eyes that beguiled him home http://yoursmiles.o
It's FESTIVUS! For The REST OF US!!
YOUTUBE The Story Of Festivus Yep! December 23...FESTIVUS! The most irreverent, sacrilegious, un-commercialized holiday that celebrat
lol
Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you dont have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, & hes upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brie
What really went down with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
You might call this another 'cold case.' I think we might have enough evidence here to press charges against all those other reindeer. You know the ones I'm talking about..Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Donner, and Blitzen. It's a
Christmas Humor
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen always wet? A: Because they are rain deer. As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christm