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I adopted a liberal
I have a pet liberal.... Yeah I have to confess. I found one I felt sorry for and kind of adopted it, probably because it wasn't very smart. I named it Soupy. It was a very short little liberal, homeless, no pedigree....a mutt. But like all well
just to lighten the mood
A guy walks into a bar and sees three large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling, this got him curious so he asked the barmen about them, so the barman explained ... 'well, sir .. if you can jump and manage to slap the meat then you get free d
The Latest Trump Scandal ?
Satire from The Borowitz Report Public Demands Investigation of Why F.B.I. Infiltrators in Trump Campaign Failed to Prevent Him from Being Elected By Andy Borowitz 10:19 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Am
AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300-year-old pirate....
Things must be getting a bit tough for our sweet little Irish Girls........ Story from the Irish Post: AN IRISH woman who married the ghost of a 300-year-old
Trump gives advice to government workers not receiving paychecks.
And as a bonus, hot off The New Yorker today; Forever By Andy Borowitz 10:57 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a b
Jan. 21 - National Hugging Day!
I clicked the Google birthday candles doodle & discovered that Jan. 21 is (among other things) the 33rd Annual National Hugging Day in Murka and several other countries. Who knew It's unclear which countries recognize the day, so ch
People Will Do Anything
Anything!
I'm not loving it.
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lol
Shortly after take-off aboard an Air Canada flight from St. John's to Boston, the head flight attendant nervously said, "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers on board and unfortunately we received only 40 dinners. I truly apologi
on the topic of youtube
here is my video link https://youtu.be/5ErhF8_mO3c
Those On The Clock
'They are paid, to be nice to customers. its not that . They Like you. its that.-- they are obligated
Scottish Obituary
A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The Editor informs her that there is a charge of $1 per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, le
Humans: The highest order of animals......
Humans are unique. Let?s cite some proof to prove that idea. In the Bible, it claims that humans alone are created in the image of God, and given a mandate to husband or care for the rest of the earth that God created. It includes plants, animals on
Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lol
Satire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin By Andy Borowitz 11:43 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the H
Rudy Giuliani comes up with 'brilliant' loophole for Trump lol
Perhaps Trump's best excuse yet Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was Never Actually Elected By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what the
The 'Great' Negotiator. lol
Breaking news ! Trump is holed up in the Whitehouse refusing to leave and hopefully holding his breath until the Democrats approve $ 5 Billion for a wall. That tactic may have worked with his father, when he was 5 years old. But, it isn'
One wonders, what could change his mind so drasticly. lol
In The New Yorker today; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Suddenly Expresses Deep Concern About Conditions in Nation’s Prisons By Andy Borowitz 11:34 A.M. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sudden departure from
I just heard GREAT news !
Yep. All your Christmas expenses, no matter how much. Trump is going to have Mexico pay for them. Whew, what a relief.
Eye wood bee in treble...
Eye all waves re lye on my speel ling checkered cause eye meek sew Manny miss steaks when tie ping. Read ding sung of duh blogs hair aye thank sung peeps should bee dew wing the sane as me. ----- You may have noticed when speaking into your cellp
How do you break up a fist fight between 2 blind men ?
It's really quite simple, All you do is shout....... "Hey I got $20 on the one with the knife."
I suppose it was my fault
The other night my girlfriend got unusually quiet. I thought, "Uh oh ! She must be in one of those moods". But then, I realized that, I had accidently handed her a glue stick, instead of Chapstick. Whoops !
Too funny & sad.
The person who Donald Trump just appointed to the position of chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, is recorded on video stating that Donald Trump is "a terrible human being" during his campaign. Do we have a pool yet on how long this guy will last
About last night lol
Colbert's monologue in 2 parts;
Photo Caption Contest - Bear back porch door
Hey, you know the drill by now. Have fun adding your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you would like. Or just chuckle at any that you do like posted by someone else. https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-U8YkZS2a3Ig/V1sQ3jeG-
A love story to bring a tear to your eye
Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah
Trump's new 'chief of staff' lol
Today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Names TV Remote New Chief of Staff By Andy Borowitz December 10, 2018 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Having been turned down by several previous choices
Recently pardoned turkey found dead after claiming to have dirt on Clinton
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed Monday. The official cause of death was suicide, though the bullet wounds were in the back
Romance....
A lot of Girls think that guys have little or no idea about romance.... this short 42 second clip should prove them wrong..... .......
Trump - "The only man who can bring down a funeral." lol
Here's Colbert's monologue from last night in 2 parts; Part 1;
A Rapturous escape ? lol
Satire from the Borowitz Report Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has requested that Jesus Christ rapture him up before
About last night
Last night there were two good monologues I watched on TV late at night. I figured I would share them with you on here, as the more intelligent members would be likely to enjoy some comedy (based on truth) after a tough day First up was
Photo Caption Contest - Shocking !
This one ought to be good. Have fun adding as many captions for the following photo, as you like. My first caption; "You want to put THAT in my....WHAT ?!?!?" Here's the photo; https://short-funny.com/funny-pi
Haircut...
I've been going to the same stylist for nearly a decade. She's great, but always busy and I have to make an appointment usually a week out. The other day, I was returning from a project and called the salon to make an appointment. She said there was
Silly Ribbit! Treks Are For Kids!
Some of you may remember this from long ago, on another matchup site, but then again some of you might not. This is posted in memory of Bruce, AKA Words Of Wit, from one of those previous sites. It's been lovely here on the lily pad the past w
You look just like...
At the age of 17, I was often told I looked like musician/singer Arlo Guthrie. He had an album out, performed at Woodstock Festival in 1969 and his father was also a famous folk singer. The truth is, I didn't know who he was until a few years later w
James Taylor updates his 1970 song 'Fire and Rain'.
Don't worry sensitive little peeps It is not political.
This one will tug at even the coldest of hearts …
Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and thrashing, the horizontal streaming rain, flying roofing iron
"7 Stunning Women for Every Man"
Yep. That's the tagline of the ad I saw on my laptop screen after answering an email on here moments ago. Despite the photo of the lovely lass, I said, "Nope. Not for me" instantly. :no: First of all, 7 women would be exhausting.