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In a world where you can be anything - be kind
The heading, and the following, are Facebook philosophies picked up today - it may be just my timeline, but there's a faint trend towards optimism after long months of depression, fatalism, or anger. Instead of scraping flaking horrible (really horr
Hot date tonight ?
Be careful of those.....smouldering desires you may get burnt and be fuming later.
Looking for a Job in Florida
Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She has a liberal art
The FBI agent
Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to the FBI. The head FBI agent takes the first guy into a private room. He hands him a gun and says, “Go
Is your partner lazy?
My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Blind Dating 101 with Rodney Dangerfield
How bad could a blind date with Rodney Dangerfield go? Within the first 5 minutes, Rodney asks his date to scratch his back, eats off another table’s plate and interrupts his date to order his meal first. When asked how he’d like his steak, Rodney re
SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At
Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a bea
Simple Math Problem
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"............... Johnny: "Seven."............................ Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another tw
All Girl Biker Bar
"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The ba
Cows
The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lot
Persevere
Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother. As he opened it a thirty bucks fell out. He thought to himself; ”Thanks, Mom, I sure needed that r
For you, Molly!!!
I’d be very offended if you did not laugh!! https://photos.connectingsingles.com/blogs/22
The most honest Lib'rul ever
Shockingly true. Finally someone in the Lib'rul world sees and expresses the truth. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YzNs7X90vew Way to go Jonathan Pie. The TRUTH hurts but for humanity's sake we must face it and do something about it. (Wit
Puddles
Three ducks appeared in court one day for causing a disturbance at the park. As the ducks approached the stand, the judge called the first duck up and ask his name and what he was doing that day. The duck replied "my name is Huey and I was in and out
My Wife
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
The quiet wisdom of an elder!
Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the old Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a q
MGTOW Pt II
How to tow an MG. Before you start, you must determine what kind of MG you have. Is it an MGA, MGB MGTD or a variant of same? It could be an MG Midget. You may have an Austen Healey Sprite which looks like an MG but isn't. Not that it matters
Better than a Flu Shot!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited
Billboard Outside Of Bar
If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes: 1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE) 2. Refreshing U
Ace and Priscilla
Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout: "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for th
COW HIT BY A LIMO
>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You
Statements From Democrats
Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: "One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." ~Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your c
Fish & Chips Monastery
A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, however he is invited inside for "Fish and Chips" for lunch. After lunch he exclaimed that this was t
Rhabarberbarbara
Here is the story of Rhabarberbarbara German language is funny
Super Bowl Tickets!
I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the air
The one stop shop
The store with something for everybody. Classic comedy.
Amelia
My girlfriend Amelia is great in bed, as a pillow!
Fight Fight !!!!
I rear-ended a car this morning. Sooo there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you get sooo stressed and little things seem just seem too funny? Yeah, well I c
My Profile Got A View
I'm getting married.....................................
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and
why do buses have adverts for mars bars on their sides and not sell them ???
ok looking for strange facts number one above number 2 below more ideas please why do we wash bath towels when they are only used to dry clean people
(Coninuation of snow shoveler)
December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think the
One mans rubbish is another man's treasure
Just told my son he´s adopted......................
Diary of a Snow Shoveler
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first ti
Okay, How About This
Go door to door selling "no soliciting" signs
Biggest Weirdo on CS for the past year
... and since I created this blog , my name should not be mentioned .or im deleting your post So, who, in your opinion is the biggest weirdo, Male or Female ...and of cause, why?
* Do NOT play fetch !
I just saw this commercial for the first time tonight. It apparently debuted in 2013 during the Superbowl. It's kind of silly, but I couldn't help laughing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OszClgHHrq4 https:
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I adore ridiculousness..............it is.... so.....”out of this world “.....imagine if...there was no ....................silliness
IT'S FESTIVUS! FEST IT UP, Y'ALL!
Yep! December 23. That most sarcastic of all Holidays (anti-holiday ) has rolled around once again! This relative newcomer to the Holiday Season was sprung upon an unsuspecting public during a 1997 episode of Seinfeld; this year