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If if and then if

If, if and then if...

If there is something like God and also if God is the creator and then if I were that God. The creation would be: There is no other species other than the 'homo sapiens'. No childhood or aged fellas but the young, immortal, glamorous, beautiful c

Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone... I M Married !!!”............. :laugh:

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day wen he gets up he expects his wife to be really angry with. him.... He prays that they shouldd not have a

New CS vaccine guidelines

New CS vaccine guidelines

Effective immediately, all bloggers and commenters have to show proof they are fully vaccinated. In other news it was revealed that vaccines killed the dinosaurs and that Pepe LePew was a feline molester. Video not for the squeemish :scol

My First Impression Of CS Male Bloggers

My First Impression Of CS Male Bloggers

I believe that first impression lasts. Just like most people, I base my first impression from what I see in a person's face . Some of that changed when I've come to know the person but for most, first impression lasts. Here on Blogland, it's ve

Just Fred

Just Fred

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a go

She's 30, married and claims...

her marriage and sex life became monotonous and boring. So... she joined CS. She seeks a man who knows what he wants, leaves nothing to chance and knows how to deal with women. Age group: 18-99

LEFT RIGHT LEFT

"LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT" ... !!!

Well well well !!! Since I recall my memories , started to understand little by little about this mysterious "Civilised Human's" world , I was/am/will be always familiar with the terms "Left" and "Right" !!! But that's not the point .

Overheard this conversation

Overheard this conversation

This weekend I went to a bar with a female friend to shoot some pool. We overheard the following conversation from a guy sitting at the bar, who used his cellphone to make a call. "Hi. I just wanted to call and tell you, that I am thinking abo

Other states are calling Texas

Other states are calling Texas

Texas Democratic lawmakers have left Texas and flew to Washington D.C. so they can't vote on a bill regarding voting restrictions. Other states are now calling Texas for advise on how they too can get Democrats to leave.

Joke of the day The MOST SUCCESSFUL pickup line ever

Joke of the day - The MOST SUCCESSFUL pickup line ever

Does this smell like............................................... ................................... ............................ ................ chloroform to you ?

Forever Young

I say to myself as I cripple to the cupboard to get some Advil and a glass of water

Trump sues majority of US population satire

Trump sues majority of US population (satire)

Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House By Andy Borowitz July 8, 2021

Women are from

Women are from.....

Several years ago, there was a best selling book, 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. This book was supposed to become an aid for women and men to better understand each other. The idea, was that communication and thinking were so dif

On this 4th of July

On this 4th of July

A holiday joke for you. A difference between George Washington and a mallard duck. . . . . . . The mallard has ......................................................a bill on it's face, while George has his face on a $1 bill. :tipha

Now What

Now What?

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Oldest Virus In History Still Going Strong Whos Next

Oldest Virus In History Still Going Strong...Who's Next??

A virus that causes those infected "to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning imaginable that pops up in the alleged minds of the spreaders and their facilitators". The usual symptoms of infections include the willi

Calling all moderators...

Calling all moderators... Calling all moderators... Be on the lookout for 40 bogus profiles. They are giving out phone numbers and email address, using photos stolen from Twitter and Instagram. They come from non-existent locations like Dallas, New

He is BADLY missed by someone

He is BADLY missed by someone

Some bromances are.....'special'. Perhaps this one ranked above all others. Satire from The New Yorker; Putin Misses Former Employee By Andy Borowitz[/

I dont know if you have seen this funny show If not I recommend it

I don't know if you have seen this funny show. If not, I recommend it.

I loved the show 'Whose Line is it Anyway', because the audience would choose topics and then the comedians would act out a combination of those topics. It was terrific ad lib comedy. Long before that, there was 'Hollywood Squares'. It had 9 box

If...

If I win the lottery I'll buy this place and make membership free!

Uh oh

Uh oh !

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Heckler...

Typically, a heckler is a person who harasses and tries to disconcert others with questions or challenges. In a public setting they are often known to shout disparaging comments at a performance or event, or to interrupt set-piece speeches, with the

Covid...19.

My dearest and nearest East or west Home is the best Take some more rest Don't call any guest Enjoy your home fest Don't do any out going zest This is our life saving test So let us be in our nest It is an humble request As corona reaching

Satire Newly named business head

Satire - Newly named business head

Andy, quick as a bunny to hop on the news of the convening of the grand jury regarding crimes in the Trump businesses and a not too farfetched defense by the 'stable genius'. . Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Boro

She did it her way

She did it her way !

From Saturday Night Live this past weekend. Here's somewhat of an exaggerated Jeanine Pirro.

TGIF

TGIF !

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7 into 28

7 into 28

Happy Birthday to Jay Leno

Happy Birthday to.... Jay Leno

The comedian, actor and former Tonight Show host turns 71 today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqtultQ_B

Joke of the night

Joke of the night

It was in the news that a woman in a heated French kiss, bit off the tip of her lover's tongue. The man stated, that he was extremely happy.....that he only got to 'first base' with her.

Aliens vs Predators

Aliens vs. Predators

I think I would buy a ticket for this one... https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/164642270_2903902719892667_3077727562665773342_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=g2k5XvTMeTYAX_uxF0e&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=bdf43f

Constant source of humor

Constant source of humor

Yeah, the scammers on here accidentally come up with some classics. About a year ago, one told me that she? couldn't arrive in my country because her mother needed an operation on her testicles. Well today, I got a lovely invitation

A Happy Weekend to all

A Happy Weekend to all

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My Neighbors daughter

My Neighbor's daughter

My neighbor is all upset, just because his lovely 26 year old daughter sun bathes in the nude in their back yard. Personally, I don't think it's that big a deal. In fact, one could say, that I'm actually on the fence about it.

A robots prayer

A robots prayer

"Our Fauci Who Art in Face Diapers, Hallowed be Thy ScIEnCE. Thy Kingdom Covid, Thy CDC, On Earth as it is in Lockdown. Give us this shot, Our daily vaccine, But forgive us our breathing, As we never forgive those who breathe upon us. And le

Save the planet save your money

Save the planet, save your money

That's right. My newest idea (patent pending) will help you do exactly that. An untapped safe energy source is central to the future and we already have access to it and even try to ignore it. It's time to change that. It's time to celebrate it.

Apparently not always lol

Apparently, not always. lol

So lets have some fun Im in the mood for love

So, lets have some fun. 'I'm in the mood for love.'

I originally became exposed to this song, when I was a little kid watching The Little Rascals. There was one episode called 'Pinch Singer'. In it Alfala sang a tune (off-key). It was 'I'm in the mood for love', (originally written by Jimmy McHugh

66,666

Yeah, yeah, I think so. Sunday a 2:10pm Hurray... !!!

I wonder why no one is focused on the real important stuff these days

I wonder why no one is focused on the real important stuff these days.

You know. The life or death issues like; How many times an obese person needs to flush a toilet if they overeat on KFC & McDonalds or How the new light bulbs make you look off color when you spray your face with spray-on tan products or

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