RE: Internet Sex

For Sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy Rooney again

The words of Andy Rooney ……….

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess
your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one .

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning,
smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald,
paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool
of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the
milk for free?', here's an up date for you. Nowadays 80% of women
are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

RE: Are you Afraid To Die!?

Death itself isn't that fearful, it's whether the process to get there is painfully slow or quick.

RE: Insomnia part two

I started not being able to sleep in my 50's. No rhyme or reason why. Probably had something to do with getting older. Benadryl is one of the good standbys but I'm sure there are some negative reports on that. I try not to use something every night and some nights I do drift off BUT I've never gotten over 4 straight hours of sleep. I'm not excessively tired during the day but I always hear that not sleeping is bad for you physically. What to do, what to do . . . . .


Sometimes in an obituary they say the deceased was pre-deceased by someone, e.g., Mrs. Smith was the grandmother of the late Suzie Smith. The wording of obituaries here in the south is a lot different from the way they do it in the north.

RE: is the devil dead????

He dies and is reborn to give hell to someone else.

RE: Men over fifty

Men over fifty? Naw, they are not quite there yet. Still sowing the last of their oats. A few more years and they will be looking for someone to take care of them. Then they will be absolutely trustworthy, loyal, sincere, and dedicated to their partner. hug

RE: Do you need to wear a suit to a job interview?

This might be a hard call but I would rather err or the side of neatness.

RE: It's not you, it's me...

He's obviously in it for what he can get. It's the old "I spent $42.15 on you so now it's time for some action". He's the @$$hole. Don't you dare try to justify anything with him.

RE: What time is it??

11:00 a.m. Saturday here on the East Coast of USA

RE: Child support

Good idea to give it a try. You will always wonder how it might have been unless you do. Just don't add to your responsibilities with another kid. professor

RE: Had a date this evening guys.....

I think the last thing to say on this would be "kick the guy to the curb".

RE: Child support

I think even if you go back home you will still be liable for that child support if you aren't married. Living together doesn't get you off the hook to legally support your children.

RE: Had a date this evening guys.....

That's not true and you know it. Just keep your priorities straight. If it's sex you're looking for, hey, go for it. He sounds manageable. devil

But if you're looking for something serious, I think you should pass.

RE: Had a date this evening guys.....

A man 44 years old, didn't want to go out in public, sitting in your car, gives you a kiss and you are thrilled??????? frustrated

RE: Had a date this evening guys.....

Nope, nope, nope, nope NO!!!! Something wrong here!!! confused

RE: SOS, Can anybody out here help me locate the woman I love?

It would be funny AFTER your legal separation . . . .


God is Good.

RE: Would you.......

For Sure!!

RE: Unanswered questions

Since the world is always spinning, can anything actually STOP?

RE: The origin of Adam

Yes, but the early time was way before disease, etc., was prevalent. Adam and Eve were pure. Even though they sinned they did not instantly get all the stuff that permeates the world today. So incest was not that bad. Later as we waddled in our new found freedom to get sick, it was taboo.

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