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Yesterday from The New Yorker;



While certainly a tool of Putin, there's little doubt, that he is criminally insane.
So, that really might be his best defense. Perhaps the attorneys have already discussed
this plea option with him.

They abduct us at night probe us and implant microchips in our azzes how bizarre there leader is a red faced chucky doll called Donald trump.......

And they put Prozac in the water to distract our minds from the government's hidden agenda......


And yes the Kennedy's killed Marilyn Monroe...........


I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHITE IT'S A JOKE BLOG SO RELAX PEOPLE OF EARTH AND BEAM ME UP SCOTTY.........

Once again, another crime by Donald J. Trump was revealed from 1997. Trump back in 1997 had once tore off a mattress tag.

..... having home runs hit off your head.



That's using your head, Jose.

" An enthusiastic Preacher belonging to the Society for the Protection of Cows , came for an interview with Swamiji (SWAMI VIVEKANAND) .. He (the Preacher) was dressed almost like a Sanyasi (Hindu Saint) , if not fully so — with a Gerua (Saffron) Turban on the head , he was evidently an Up-Country Indian .. At the announcement of this Preacher of Cow-Protection , Swamiji came out to the parlour room .. The Preacher saluted Swamiji and presented him with a picture of the Mother-Cow .. Swamiji took that in his hand and handover it to one standing by , commenced the following conversation with the preacher ..

Swamiji : What is the object of your society ?

Preacher : We protect the Mother-Cows of our country from the hands of the butcher .. Cow-infirmaries have been founded in some places where the diseased , decrepit Mother-Cows or those bought from the butchers are provided for ..

Swamiji : That is very good indeed .. What is the source of your income ?

Preacher : The work of the society is carried on only by gifts kindly made by great men like you ..

Swamiji : What amount of money have you now laid by ?

Preacher : The Marwari Traders’ community are the special supporters of this work .. They have given a big amount for this good cause ..

Swamiji : A terrible Famine has now broken out in Central India .. The Indian Government has published a Death-roll of Nine Lakhs (Nine Millions) of starved people .. Has your society done anything to render help in this time of Famine ?

Preacher : We do not help during Famine or other distresses .. This society has been established only for the protection of Mother-Cows ..

Swamiji : During a Famine when Lakhs (Millions) of people, your own brothers and sisters , have fallen into the jaws of death , you have not thought it your duty , though having the means , to help them in that terrible calamity with food !

Preacher : No .. This Famine broke out as a Result of men’s Karma , their Sins .. It is a case of ' Like Karma , Like Fruit ' (As You Sow , So Shall You Reap) ..

Hearing the words of the Preacher , sparks of fire , as it were , scintillated in Swamiji’s large eyes , his face became flushed ..
But he suppressed his feeling and said : ........................................... With regard to your cause also , it can be said — the Mother-Cows through their own Karma fall into the hands of the butchers and die , and we need not do anything in the matter ..

The Preacher was a little abashed and said : Yes , what you say is true , but the Shastras say that the Cow is our Mother ..

Swamiji smilingly said : Yes , that the Cow is our Mother , I understand .. Who else could give birth to such accomplished children ?

The Up-Country Preacher did not speak further on the subject , perhaps he could not understand the point of Swamiji’s poignant ridicule .. He told Swamiji that he was begging something of him for the objects of the society ..

Swamiji : I am a Sannyasi, a Fakir .. Where shall I find money enough to help you ? But if ever I get money in my possession , I shall First spend that in the Service of Man .. Man is First to be Saved , he must be given Food , Education , and spirituality .. If any money is left after doing all these , then only something would be given to your society .. "

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So ...
The moral of the story !!

If Cow is your Mother , then the Bull is your Father .. And as a result , the Children of the union of " Holy Cow Mother and Bull Father " will be nothing but a bunch of COWardly BULLshi**ers !!

I Dedicate this amusing story , one of the Most Famous Legend about Swami Vivekananda , to all those Legendary Morons of our Country , who campaign to promote their most hilariously ridiculous theory that " Holy Cow is our Mother " ...

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen.
The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy’s face, saying “I slept with your mother.”
Despite being huge and jacked, the tough guy just kept shrugging it off. The old guy laughed in the tough guy’s face, saying it again. “Hey, I slept with your mot*her.”
Then, the old man even poked him, and repeated himself, “No seriously, I slept with your mo*ther.”
At this point, finally, the tough guy had had enough. He grabbed the old man by his jacket and began to pull him out of the bar, yelling,


.......
“That’s it. .......
We’re going home, Dad. You’re drunk.”

First the background, well summed up by the following video;



Then quick as a bunny, the comedy from Borowitz, laden with the irony of what should have been said, if Trump was truthful.

I love color changes. Right now I'm in love with pink before pink it was blue and before that green.

Out of the blue a few weeks ago I just decided one day to have the lower half of my hair painted pink. It was supposed to be temporary color but my girlfriend accidentally got permament. My only regret is I didn't take my dog so she didn't get her tail painted pink, dammit.

I put the picture on FB and got a ton of positive comments - usually a picture of Bella gets way more comments of me but the pink hair did it for me. I live in an older community and I don't think most of the residents like it but I don't give a hoot - I love it and it's all about me in my own world.

It's not a subtle pink it's shocking pink. I love all the colors people are wearing. I'm not sure my boss would have let me get away with it. I know my Dad would have fussed at me if he had half his mind back. My son loves it so that's cool.

I happen to love the shock factor every time someone sees me that hasn't seen me in awhile. My friends expect this of me, my neighbors not so much.