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School board candidate facing furious backlash after photo reveals his 'Where is Nancy?' costume


I will vote for this guy

EL PASO, TX — Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote.

"Yes, the people who tell me what to do all the time told me this is needed," said Biden to an ice cream cone. "And If I don't do what they tell me I don't get any snacks! No, that's no joke! Seriously, someone help me! Where am I?"

Election experts say the military operation will be instrumental in facilitating the continued invasion of the U.S. by Biden voters ahead of the 2024 election. "Biden really could use this boost from the millions and millions of people just wandering into the country," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "These immigrant lives are totally wasted if we can't leverage their extreme numbers into a Democrat win."

Sources say troops are receiving cutting-edge training on detaining migrants, leading them to a voter registration table, and saying: "Firma este documento, por favor." Military sources say they hope to have 750,000 new Democrat voters by the end of the month.

At publishing time, the ones who refused to register had been placed in cages.

Mr Trump has touched down in Scotland to open another golf course. He says it is good to be home. i never saw a kilt nor a prison jacket
Nope i should not laugh as i have seen with my own eyes how even in my country politicians play foul. They must think the little people (thats us) cannot smell a sewer

Anyway then he goes on to Ireland good luck i say let him join ours for a short while. Sewers i mean

There appears to be a connection between religion, COVID and the fear of 5G as they often are blogged together. That reminds me of the senior member who passed away nearly 2 years ago. Many of his blogs were on the same subjects.

He was friendly and liked by many, but for some reason, I didn't find interest in reading his blogs. I'm thinking it was that during the onset of COVID, he stated wearing masks would give you brain damage.
WHAT !! ??
I'm thinking "How so?"

Long before COVID everyone in the medical field wore masks.
It was standard protocol. Ya think?

Next time someone is going for surgery, please tell your doctor (and his surgical staff) not to wear a mask, you don't want them suffering any brain damage... especially in the operating room.

Hey... it's 2023, that could be my first PSA (Public Service Announcement) for the year!
Oh, and leave your 5G phone in your locker.
Thanks!

Blog category marked comedy as I find the subject funny.

Does this smell like...............................................
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Texas Democratic lawmakers have left Texas and flew to Washington D.C. so they can't vote on a bill regarding voting restrictions. Other states are now calling Texas for advise on how they too can get Democrats to leave.