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Save the planet, save your money
An untapped safe energy source is central to the future and we already have access to it
and even try to ignore it. It's time to change that. It's time to celebrate it.
It is much safer than oil, nuclear, or electric.
As you may have suspected, I am talking about farts.
Yes, it's time to take ownership and stockpile them as a methane source
for use in the Methanemobile 2021. The first in a series of fart powered transport systems
with the engine, naturally in the rear of the vehicle.
Now the entire family, even the dog, can participate in fully renewable energy generation.
1 case of re-fried beans free with every purchase !
Yes, the idea stinks (literally), but it may be the future.
Canned laughter...
To hear 100 people roaring (for a split second) over something I didn't find funny 50 times a show turned me off.
TV shows like:
M.A.S.H. Gomer Pyle USMC, Hogans Heroes, The Beverly Hillbillies, were annoying to say the least. Let's put Seinfeld at the top of my avoidance list.
Cheers only had a few high moments.
If I had to vote, Taxi was pretty good at times.
Planet Earth endangered by FrH beings
from The Borowitz Report
Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans
By Andy Borowitz
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.
The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.
“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”
More worryingly, Logsdon said, “As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.”
While scientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that the strain may have developed the ability to intercept and discard information en route from the auditory nerve to the brain. “The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified,” Logsdon said.
While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Logsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future. “Our research is very preliminary, but it’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said.
Be vewwwy vewwwy careful. They write among us.
online today!
I want to know where she lives, too!!
Why are you Crying...........................
what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't understand
nor remember
where I am living now..
The Swipe Blog...
Take a baseball bat and head to a warehouse with some discarded objects and 'have at it' and soon after you'll feel better.
My experience in the few years I've been a part of the CS blogging community there has always been a few members who love gossip and often express themselves by making comments to other members... provoking them out of the normal 'I blog, you blog, we all blog' and everyone gets along mentality.
Some people need excitement in their boring lives and fabricate situations that really don't exist or... they have suspicions (without proof) about other members. I've known a few women who came from the South and lived in small towns where gossip and prejudice ran high. Rowdy young men who enjoy getting drunk and picking fights is their way of releasing energy.
Every few months someone will come to a blog of mine and take an unprovoked swipe at me. I got 2 small ones on another bIog I comment on and I thought it would great to start a swipe blog of my own... a place where you can 'let it out' and make yourself feel good for doing so.
Pandemic got you down?
Been grumpy lately... more than usual?
I offer you The Swipe Blog...
Take a swipe at me or any other member, go ahead, say something offensive here and not leave a turd for me on someone else's blog because they don't deserve it.
Punbelievable!
Pun very much intended
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