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If I win the lottery I'll buy this place and make membership free!

My dearest and nearest
East or west
Home is the best
Take some more rest
Don't call any guest
Enjoy your home fest
Don't do any out going zest
This is our life saving test
So let us be in our nest
It is an humble request
As corona reaching everest
Stay home stay safe.
Wash hands and face
Take shower and clean clothes...eat
Good food.. And sleep
8hours....all the best
For. All of us....

I've always wondered what parents were thinking when they name their children after a month. I did hear of one girl named June who was born in August.

Probably an overdue pregnancy

Treat others as you would like to be treated.

When you have the urge to go out and look for a fight in a bar rather than staying at home with a confrontational machete wielding woman, choose going on a sea fishing boat trip.

This way only the fish is in danger.

That's how I stay out of trouble.



Have a great day.

JK

I hope you have a nice day.... AND that your computer doesn't crash.
It's gorgeous here today, perhaps the best day of the year so far.
It's in the mid-70's, sunny, with a slow & steady breeze.

Here's the Middle finger.

Andrea Jenkyns, a Tory MP, made the rude gesture on Thursday when a crowd booed her as she entered Downing Street to watch UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson deliver his resignation speech.



The kids love her to bits.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.



Eyewitnesses noted he looked unusually fetching in an elegant Dolce & Gabbana evening gown and a Dior sun hat.

"We wouldn't raid Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate or Melania's wardrobe unless it was absolutely, 100% necessary," said Garland. "I resent any accusation that this raid was influenced by partisan politics or my insatiable desire to wear pretty designer dresses." The Attorney General then did a little spin in his purple gown as the press gasped with delight.

FBI Director Christopher Wray echoed the statement as he strode up to the Hoover Building in a dazzling pair of diamond-encrusted Alexander McQueen stilettos. "The men and women of the FBI are paragons of unassailable integrity and impartiality, and any suggestion otherwise is murderous treason," he said. Several news outlets present also noted the delicious smell of Chanel No.5 in the air.

At publishing time, Trump took to Truth Social to announce that all his golf clubs were also missing.

birds of a feather.....

Typically, a heckler is a person who harasses and tries to disconcert others with questions or challenges. In a public setting they are often known to shout disparaging comments at a performance or event, or to interrupt set-piece speeches, with the intent of disturbing performers and/or participants.

I first learned about hecklers when I saw comedian Don Rickles doing stand-up comedy. Don used to perform in supper clubs around upstate New York... the Catskills.
If someone from the audience became vocal, he was quick with the one-line comebacks to the point of insulting hecklers literally driving them out of the venue.

I've seen some videos where he egged them on as it was possibly a part of his routine!

In the virtual world things are a lot quieter. People blog and hecklers who are often referred to as trolls go from blog to blog (or forum thread) leaving comments to 'show themselves' with other members of the blogging community.

The psychology of it all... well, I believe something is bothering them in their personal life so they seek enjoyment attempting to disrupt the lives of others. Sometimes, it's a group and sometimes they single out a member or two.

I heard of one heckler who was bounced from a comedy club a few times so he decided to stand out front complaining to the patrons about one comedian "Don't waste your money, this guy tells the same jokes every night!"

Ya think?

Here are some great ways reverse the recession immediately:

1. Turn the GDP chart upside down: Wow, that was easy!
2. Change what the word "recession" means: Why yes, the economy is experiencing good vibes. Thank you for asking, Mr. Doocy.
3. Play the reverse card from your UNO hand that you've been holding onto: Oh no! The economy played its own reverse card!
4. Think long and hard, 'What would AOC do?': Probably something really brilliant and progressive!
5. Form a Congressional committee to research how to get out of recessions so they can publish their findings in 3 years: The buck stops eventually!
6. Invade Canada and take all their GDP for ourselves: They don't have any guns to defend themselves.
7. Ask Ukraine for our $80 billion back: They probably haven't spent it yet.
8. Order a second season of Jan 6 hearings: That'll distract everyone from their financial pains.
9. Ask Joey, a fifth grader: He'll know what to do!
10. Replace the entire government with Ron Paul: We can only dream.


This should reverse the recession in a jiffy! But if that doesn't work we can always try redefining "reverse."