Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
There once was .....
Who thought that she might in the nexus
Meet the love of her life,
be his trouble and strife,
and all of her MUSCLES, she'd flexes!!
Limerick - Gertrude
She's the world's most closeted prude
I wouldn't be surprised
That she closes her eyes
When bathing she wont see herself nude.
About this poem:
I probably have known her !Limerick Romeo
He should have given it up long ago,
He has a stiff neck
And that's what he gets,
When he swallowws his Viagra too slow.
Limerick - Oldtimer's Disease
She can't even remember her age,
But she knows she had fun
When she was young,
And she remembers how many she's laid.
limerick 'ODETTE'
Formally, we've never met,but
She sends me notes
About poems I wrote
I appreciate all the comments I get.
Surprise Limerick
He offered a girl his bed.
'twas quite a surprise
When he saw with his eyes,
The girl was a man instead.
Limerick Frugal
Lives on Broadway on a high hill,
Whenever it rains
He floats down to Main,
Thus he saves on his gasoline bill.
About this poem:
A wise man, maybe he lives in CaliforniaDo You Really Love Me?
When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread?
Do You really Love Me when I'm eating pork and just broke my fork?
When my dog is chewing lozenge for I think he is a sausage?
Do You really Love Me when I ate my beans so You do not want be near Me for You know what it really means?
Do You really Love Me?
Glider limerick
with his glider went into a spin
he recovered from that
as he was a bit fat
when you spin it's not good to be thin
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OK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Service
They must be a credit to the institute.
It seems such a shame
To take away their game,
They can no longer hire prostitutes.
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