Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
The High King
But he turned out to be a viking.
He spoke not, instead
He chopped off my head,
As it fell didn't I just say "Striking!"
About this poem:
Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.
Gotcha Limerick
tried to catch a young girl on the Net
But the cute little tease
was in fact the police
In his cell he regrets that they met
About this poem:
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE
She attended a comedy by chance.
She laughed 'til she cried
And she almost died
When she found out she'd wet her pants.
About this poem:
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
Ron Paul
He said we had to do something about the law
The taxes were too high, they should go away
The poor and the old should pay their own way
Instead the rich fat cats made a hellova haul
About this poem:
Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United States since 1913, when they and the income tax were made into law. So it will not matter if we vote for Mitt or Barack, since they are both shills for these rich fat cat bankers.Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
Had a tool so long that it bent,
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
Instead of ---ing
He went !
you fill in the blnks
About this poem:
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.Limerick atheist
Who died as a result of a blow,
When laid to rest
He couldn't be blessed,
He was dressed up with no place to go.
About this poem:
just doodling again with wordsLimerick bachelor's maid
She ask how much she'd be paid,
He said what she'd earn
She accepted the terms,
But it didn't include getting laid.
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brawdy? you bet !Limerick Banty
The blouses she wears are so scanty.
I'd venture a guess
What he likes best
Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
Limerick- old man, two parts
Would go for a walk and a view.
Saw a crying young lad
Which made him feel bad
"What can I do,sonny,for you"?
I'm crying 'cause I can't do
The things that the big boys do.
The old man sat down,
First was a frown,
Then he started crying too.
About this poem:
age has its drawbacksLimerick fighter
As a fighter was rated the best,
He'd fight at a whim
And he always did win,
Until they laid him to rest.
About this poem:
is that called shadow boxing?Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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