Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
I need samples! (a limerick)
I once did a SEXY questionnaire
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Question one: mention size you desire
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Question two: short or long?
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Three: thick or strong?
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Shame, they didn't have me samples to compare!
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P.S. It's about men muscles lol
About this poem:
-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a "limerick"
I want to go out.
Those big brown eyes stared up at me.
As if to say so tenderly.
Don't you know, can't you see?
Oh I wish, I wish you were a tree.
About this poem:
As Velsi is a Lady, this poem? wouldn't really be appropriate, if you follow but it's written with her in mind.
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
his dog had a case of the fleas
every itch he would scratch
losing hair in each patch
now they both save on haircutting fees~
Limerick Weekend #2
My money with tales of sorrrow.
And so he did say
I need it yesterday!
"No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
The Man In The Moon.
Can he see me I wonder with only one eye ?
I can see him and I’m far below.
Can he you think ? Well I just don’t know.
Does he care, do I care ? Think I’ll just say goodbye.
About this poem:
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?
But when days seem to be so much colder,
A scarf isn’t needed.
‘Cos the beard’s central heated,
Then to face winters fury, makes one bolder.
About this poem:
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.Sad ?
where the cattle graze and sheep do roam,
There lives an old man that has made it his home
but he goes to his bed at night.....alone.
That's so sad !!!
The Maid from Kilkenny
Out walking one day found a penny
This worked in her favour
Cos one day it saved her
When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
limerick 2
who wandered about in a trance
til one day she fell
into a wishing well
now they wish for a woman from france
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