That Kind of Day
Because every now and again, it's like that.
Time Ticks Away
Time is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock the seconds tick away Time gives us daylight and turns into night Where has the years gone
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
somewhere
my mercurian lightness in love..
Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail Parody
Sometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out a few of the other ones that I wrote. I love writing parodies.
a soft answer
Some people say fight fire with fire but i do not agree fight fire with water it may get put out very possibly as to application fire are arguing words water is the softer reply we can try
My first time
Just a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind
News Flash
Why does this stuff always come when i am busy?
so good
SO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?
Mine to Keep
Tragedies and disappointments of life
A Penny
this is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well could be.lol..
Ten Little Girlfriends
I was looking through some of my past attempts at poetry and I found this one. I thought I'd submit it to such an esteemed site. Remind me to write the book someday. My thoughts are when it comes to girlfriends never over complicate the issue. It will do your head in!
Shadow Shadow
I Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Dinner. She Will Spade My Soul With A Spoon. I Lie Still In Bed. Afraid To Nick A Move. She
Here Lies Joe
I was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone.
Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
Hannahs Day at the Farm
My daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to the other
Gotcha Limerick
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.
A Little Sailboat
I don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a little sailboat And always a breeze that's only fair It's never sleek never suave the captain neve
Poems from the south
some random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He s
Dear Deer
I spend 10 years writing this poem
daddy long legs (crane fly )
a lighthearted take on the lil critters
Love Scale
Just having fun with numbers..lol
Lame Game
Well..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll go are you going? ok..we'll stay home where's the cat I have 3 dollars What was your name? I'm
WHAT did you say?
The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!
asleep i grew
When newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my head there grew hair down through the years up i grew one day i would catch up even you in a wor
Mormon Lake Mud
Starts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to boots, And to your pants cuff. Then it rains again here, A couple more times. Turning ankle deep
A relevent irreverance....(LOL)
A little silliness......lol......Andrew......xxx
Clearance rack
Overheard this sorting through the clearance rack
Senryu x 3
mucking around
The Name
A poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so. Thank you in advance.
I Don't Wanna Go
A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.
Forty something
Don't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol
It’s Ok to Say
Life
Smile
smile
Frogs 575
nonsence@
My lil' green Christmas truck
Ok..So I'm up early this morning..lol
Golf
I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel.
A tilt at a kilt
and the piper wears the first prize ribbon,
LOVE AND TOLERANCE
MY QUOTE
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.
PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES
DEFEAT
PARABLE