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many of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke
Poetry for cats
Something different for fun
It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a stomach growled And another stomach more angrily replied Someone said "let's go row a boat" All ag
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
THE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE INSIDE.TRY AND GET YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,WHY TRY,ALL I GOT TO DO IS LOOK INTO YOUR EYE.THE TRUTH
What boredom can do to one!!!
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!
Written 10 years ago but still works.
its life as we know it jim.
Just following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx
Adolf's shirts
Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.
WHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM BOOK AND LET HER LEARN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BUT IN REALITY HE IS A LAIR. HE JUST WANT A FOOL HE CAN LAY WITH WHEN EVER HE HAS ACHANCE TO SNEAK AWAY. HE TREAT THE OTHER WOMAN JUST LIKE A WHORE BUT THE ONLY THING HER SERVICE WAS FOR FREE. LADIES FIND YOUR OWN MAN.
Wasps bastards with wings
To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?
You folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your face you’re making me annoyed! I’ve read you’re statement now look in my eyes! I can tell by you
I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'good day luv, how is ya?' She looked at me I felt like a bug Just waiting to be crushed But then s
An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....
This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
lol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
The Poem says that!!
This reads like a Friday night poem..lol.
Into the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view Clenched buttocks You sit and smile You trust the driver with gritted teeth Hand clench ed Y
wanted to repost this after i pulled it.
self administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx
It says it all
It’s always fun to share a little hillbilly humor with you all in my native dialect……but we do make language fun up here in the Upper Appalachian Mountains….
Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious)
from dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx
Enjoying a nice steak :-)
Infact he was not a bad guy..he was just sexy, he've read my thoughts...I think that's why he smiled..
Vulcan's Never Bluff.
sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe
There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.
Laugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy that same laughter might make me past gas have to be easy when I laugh don't want to past gas but
I wrote this on a napkin at Karoke bar with my friend who was 8 mths pregnant jammin to song Wobble, Wobble Shake Shake.
I thought this was too good not to share.
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