mike tyson limerick
i hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry
Faking it.
Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)
MAXILLAE THE SKELETON~COMPLMENTORYPOETRY
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/b/2/a/a/11954337581357827998skeleton_friend_afief_02.svg.med.png Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being rather fussy she had to be the perfect Vertebra Flat Rib Cage and absolutely no meat No rounded
Me love you long time
Helllow: Dude here..? Looking for a female with ruby lips to kiss on my face in the park.. Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck.. I like the duck because he i my friend.. He told me stuff.. He told me woman would come because I
What have I been doing...
Want to be No.1 comedy poet ...now I am 1'000'000 and counting ,999'999 more to go ...
Silk Road Adventure
Yes this happened to me ! Should I tell?
fuzzy thoughts
A trick an illusion, atomic fusion, death rebirth, worry and strife, mystical fanasy not real, not life, energy in motion, lifegiving potion, I'll take the red pill you take the blue, follow the rabbit, see how the cuckooo flew, Change directio
To Clap Or Not To Clap
Got a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.
Rotting Pud
Rotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck in mud?
Get Noticed
Throw that shoe ... Get on the wagon and join in .. Make a game of throwing that shoe .. Who can you throw at today ..
bouncing ball
bouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sky bouncing lower to the ground who put the the bounce in you that you can do what you do
The rain is falling...
It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !!! Ancient Bullman
Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.
Well what can I say really???
I love the beach
I love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the waves The beach is my most favorite place in the world The boulevard on a Friday night Pop a brew
Headliners
Tired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible headlines I've created which might possibly catch your attention. 1. Nassa's Hubble Telescope di
A MALE MONOLOGUE
Before any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where would we be if there were no lovely ladies in this world. It would be utterly boring and a sad place to live.
A smile for all
You may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it
Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!
Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers
My Haiku
long ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink much (winning) and got to thinking....
English plurals
These English rules...
Top Gear
i am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it, i hope you enjoy it.
‘Sawasdee’---Welcome to Thailand!!!
( ( ( WELCOME TO THAILAND ) ) ) LOL
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Online Games and Facebook Friends
Decided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feeling devilish today...well almost :-D
Bang
If time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!
It's time for you to show
This goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!
To the one that got away :(
Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.
Earthsea Soup
Hocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of lemon, Hot dog buns with cheese and onions, Oh damm what is that last enchantment? Hogworth jumpi
Toilet power, Dad growls
You know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha
As Ancient as Macintosh
A bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a silky gold, with fluffy laces of milky pearls, I once summoned a frighten toad, to fight a dancing
You and Me Darrrrlinnñg.......
feel freeeeee to koment... all in name of pinkie Hurry now not much time to lose because we are going to take over the World! !!!
knock, knock. .
just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read and comment good night my dear poets and god bless!
Pain
Lie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she did as she was told feeling him close leaning over her aching from being forced to open so wide
Special offer on me. . .
try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out
We are not SPARTANS
Can't think of a better title
Beautifulyou spelling
this is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten
Or Would We ?
My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much fun, but mum's the word on who the guilty party was. I'll never tell.. Sisters just don't snitch on each other. Oh I guess 1 small hint can't hurt..it wasn't me.
Big mouth
Me and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.
that kebab
my head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in time oh no I need to go splurge the loo is covered disentry the order of the day in an out
My Mama's gun
she's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !
I got a kiss!
I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! http://photos.connectingsingl
If Superman was...
If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circus clown, Or Morgan special brew tea in a cup. If Superman was mad, Who can save us from him? C