She Who Lives In a Cave
I once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a charger rode a knight It was the one with a massive V8 For you my Dear a dragon I’ll fight And t
Poem #3
OMG! I think I better run! lol.
LG
I knew they had a life of their own
Empowered drama kings (lol)
Once upon a time I used to snivel I'd even swivel with a snivel But the mayor of Snivelsville called a town meeting 'Hark unto me O thou snivelers of Snivelsville.' 'Cast thy snot rags to the wind..' 'Let not thy drama torn hairy chest
A Thousand Challenge
I'm not really a poet, but I do have fun adding to something someone else starts! :) P.S.Hi Kickit!
mans best friend
You know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know they left a pile… But when your down and really blue… They’re always there to comfort you… That’
Holy balloons on the moon
I am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !
a love match
it's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)
I INTENDED TO CALL
A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.
Two many mirrors
Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.
How Can I Resist You
My new love, a Mediterranean scroll fresh from the bakery
Hanging around
I wrote this poem to have a laugh at someone who once said I should end my life. I know now that it was said in jest
Just Another Day At Work
Not really the people I work with.....I think
What No Taco!!!
What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by not giving me what i want I crave that succulent taco dammitt all Taco Bell Im losing it im not tha
Hey...guess what?
Whacky me and sleepy ...good night
LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lol
LOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx
who are they
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with your empty hand you can scratch your head to ponder this strange affair a watched kettle never bo
Old Lady Nursery Rhyme
There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * * EVIDENTLY !
Mailbox women
Tribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol
HO....HO.....HO!...........lol
I BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx
Limericks
Just for fun
Sir Kickit the Great
A needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!
Stoned
Real friends don't let you post when you are 'stoned'
Thou Art Like
He is still spinning
Hard times
LUV YA..
Cold Begins....
Hate the cold weather!!!! lol
Xmas card from a broad
toying with "a letter from abroad.."
Paul Hollywood
Just a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol
Press# 1 if you are looking for..
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A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.
You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embrace. It takes a few seconds to Realize that she's not there. Calling out softly " Hon?". No an
coldest night
lmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.
Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)
This was written by request
Dude
kinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something
meter police
uh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...
LIMERICK sort-of
still doodling with words.
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~
Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.
lost the forest ha ha
a piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok
Drink it all away
Lil song I wrote...
Owww,,,my aching head!
The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out upon this day, a gloomy start, charcoal grey, visions of the night gone past, twirling, swirling mov
MY NEW GARDEN
Observations making my new garden grow for birds and ME
P.S. your monster
did this some time back brought it forward again