like hallmark i think
hallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....
"The Runaway Handbag?"
a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!
The Tale of Isobella
Written for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist
Predictions for the Future
Just having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject is by Dana Carvey on SNL. You can find it on SNL Collection: The Best of Dana Carvey.
Poisoning Pigions in the Park
A shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigions!
Dating Woes
Some of this is exaggeration and some isn't. Actually most of it is real..OMG.!!!!
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish Life
A parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.
who are: you
Who are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch Vains deep Marbled white Elegant figure Moulded from life Chisled jaw figure smooth Young
Angry dwarf
A dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting
Ninety Nine Bottles
Just a bit of humour
Bad Golf
This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos.
~~~~~ Dancing as A star ~~~~~~~~
To have fun in a write and to be a dancing star and all night long...
Thoughts on Time
I think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue a few more cuts this way, but I have not written about "Time" since then!
Sweet treats
A yummy yummy couplet
acid
life is like acid.......... lets trip.
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!
Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol
Joke
time for some levity
If I Only Had An A##
I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He had some great impressions including the church lady, Ross Perot, and George Bush.
the "Raven"
the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I can't eat no more yet alas quoth the raven : ordermore! broad bearded, prone to rages I ha
Eligible Bachelor
Just a quick description of myself
My First Nine Months
Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age of two.
Southern Signs
Just a bit of Southern humor.
IDEAS
Written 6-16-07 I wrote over 100 poems while serving a 90 day sentence to keep myself occupied.
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song.
Mama's Advice
Enjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have ever seen.
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?
My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave
A Dublin Bus Station.
Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!.......
Mug Child
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon
Venus guytrap
I’ve been reading National Geographic ;-)
The Sun Worshipping Preacher
Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.
There once
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
The "Cat" in the Hat
a bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning
HaHaHa
I spend alot of my time finding funny movies, shows, comedy, just wanted to mention some of my favorites.
sad frog
now what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog
Doghouse Letter
He got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So for the time he's in a bind And he's gonna play it cool Why is he always the last one to know Gue
THE VERY PROPER GANDER
Those who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal punishment for those innocent of crime who happened to be political opponents and pose threat to the well-being of movers and shakers or just failed to please them. This is a poetic rendition of James Thurber’s parody entitled “The Very Proper Gander”.
Kickit's (challenge)
Poet's practice pleasing prose prolifically penning plentyful poems perceptively penetrating peoples pensive propensities Writers write weighty words warning who's waring willingly when winters wise women wear warm wraps worring woefully where
Doctor humour
Nearly Xmas, time to write some humour..
If Men Were?
No men were harmed in the making of this poem..
I met you in my dreams (part one)
Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Jumble of Thoughts
sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words
Silly Psychic
Apologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!