Limerick fighter
is that called shadow boxing?
The Horse from the Course (challenge)
Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrote it - b/c I like to be silly sometimes(& I've been told I should write a poem, tho I don't agree LOL) how I was feeling at the time - ambivalent... but brave for Dog(It's a Dog's Life poem)
White Noise.
lmaooooooooooo.. I did get hit on the top of my shoe once although not my face but it was dang close.lol..
Kickits challedge
try on sarcasm
Cloud Boom
Cloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now has clean attire Only one thing make cave man fret And that is cloud boom Cloud boom boom boom
Lonely girl at the club..
Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
"Candy Crush"
Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest. Fire burns within to surpass my friends in this contest. Dismay comes when lives are lost. Wait
~~~~~ ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ~~~~~~
Got to love a bit of fun with thiS write enjoy a cookie from poet corner l.o.l.
Pigeon
Everyday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned loony who thinks we understand English!” Pigeon 2: “I thought he was talking to himself?” Pigeon
Limerzickz
Couldn't hold back any longer. Let your conscience be your guide.
John Wayne (Limerick)
A Western themed Limerick for ya'll. :)
The tale of an Insomniac
I lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP my symptom I described Sleeping tablets the doctor prescribed No longer worrying about staying
W. U. I.
Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."
LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)
Mother Goose would flip over this.
JACK'S NOT NIMBLE
another nursery poem trashed
The 45th dimension
May the force be with you. Will you join us in the 45th? Pizza is free and and I can produce tear free nylons if you have a coupon. And for the knights.. you get to sail to Ruby Ruby Island..
fisherman
a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping to get a atroscious fight. whether it be a catfish or trout... god bless it to be a nice wall mount..
"Roll Out...Roll Out....Step Right This Way"
I had to hurriedly jot this down for 'she who must be obeyed' needed her personal aide for something (I coulda' used this service!). But imagine the scope of ideas that I could have explored...alas(sigh). I may become a lifetime member of MABBS.....
Come to Strawberry Street!
It's only Tuesday?? lol.
Happy Man Blues
Parody of Love in Vain
Transatlantic Translation Failure
No comment ;)
Body talk
You never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her big toe balancing her red highheel Or a teasing test to see how you feel A flip of the hair in
incorrigible
Incorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correction, bad impervious to constraints, me? or, firmly fixed, not easily changed as a habit bad or go
Italian
For your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and let you in. For all i want to do is trust that i can help you in this class. Let it all out an
Sampling Men
how often we forget that men get used also
Swipe Right
Swipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe some night She will let me Be her knight. Well, I'm alone (And all out of fight) Today I'm d
How I came to write poetry
Lol or what?
flowers and nettles
Flowers cannot hurt you only bring you joy serenity and fragrance is their employ stingy nettles hurt you only bring you ouches serenity and fragrance aint their employ dock leaves are answer bring relief lots of finger rubbing elimina
spel chak
wat kin I saay
Table for One!
Looking for the other half of the date! Lol
Romantic or what?
I could see the raindrops falling, and the comet in the sky, but there was a vision that enthralled from the corner of my eye, and I wondered was I dreaming and I wondered how this could be, because I have no peripheral vision, and I cant bloody s
Nittee the Gnat
Ha ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)
TV Remote
TV is not what it used to be
Ode to a room
It was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i have always loved.
Laughing
Life is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt should not have been said And all the strife and pain. What does the soul think? Does it
Limerick atheist
just doodling again with words
In The Jungle
Let's celebrate unbirthdays
Lucky Peas
A nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavantin' around in the front yard and I stubbed my big toe on the fence ( leastwise I thought I'd stubbed it) when grandma looked at the angle it was bent she sent for the doc who come down after about an hour or two, I hated black eyed peas for a long time afterwards.
Are you insane? Check yes/ no
A lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?
Universal poems
All languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that the sound is not right The answer is to learn languages Live long and master them all Live a thou
A Bag of Monkeys
Please note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical ones. (**) Happy "Year of the Monkey" to all CS members.
Don't shot me, I'm just writer!
If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!