Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
voices in the night
Tonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep
Two St Bernards in a bar
Two St Bernards in a bar
The Wild & Woolly West
Spoof!
Personal Life
As I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. LOL
Private Email
I need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!
Taken for " A Ride"
My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for
Cousins
I like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble naturally They're all good lookin' with hearts of gold And talk of bravery there's none so bold The
Lily O'Pink
Lily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.
Some Bad Zombie Advice
Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead.
Yankee Doodle
A conglomeration of several I have known...
Venus Women
More crazy thoughts from my Imagine Love scenarios. Here's to Women from Venus and Men from Mars!
World Cup Love
Those six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet love to love.... now we have the UKs Tennis to contend with...sheesh...lol
April Fools Jokes From My Past
This is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghetti being harvested from the spaghetti trees.
Tasteful Ecstasy
Couldn't resist!
Unavailable again....
Doesn't scan perfectly, but this was a real conversation. I didn't have to make anything up....easiest one I ever wrote!
Saving Our Planet
Just having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012? I think we can make a mess of things at times, but I wonder sometimes what the real aim of all this global warming talk is really about.
Check this out...
Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen years ago We're all driving rocket ships And talking with our minds And wearing turquoise jewelry A
Contains Quinine
Tonic water and Cuba
Alien
A tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol
After all we’re just human
You may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You may feel guilt You may want to cry But who are we to judge a simple lie You may cause pain You m
How to win a man!
From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99
The Scotsman
The Scotsman Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet, And he stumbled off into the grass to sle
Governance
* misquote of James Joyce actually from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband" - "A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses."
A fools lullaby
Sometimes you write about what you know...
retired nonsense
Today we have had snow and it is real cold, so I've been doodling and this poem just popped in my mind. Hope you enjoy.
SOS! 'I'm floating
Another mother-in-law story.lol
The Great Esacape
More nonsense and chuckles .
toilet tennis
this actually happened but it was not a truck stop it was in one of those honey buckets at a construction site years ago. still think about that was the most entertainng time i spent in a honey boucket. where i was working as a painter. thought it sounded better at a truck stop tho..lol..
Redhorse
I can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my fingers on your moistened bod Remembering your distinct taste The last time you touched my tongue Oh th
What a To do
Where do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaking, too "Look positive" people tell you but they ain't got rain in their shoe.
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAIL
THOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE.....
Yawn
I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?
I can't find what i'm looking for
I know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on my side I’ll search the whole place through Eventually I’ll find you The world turned upside do
METRO P.C.S.
INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!
Dictaphone
amazing...but true ;-)
Huh?
Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...
BAR--FLY
a typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.
up rooted
ok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees out of the ground while mommy was to busy being mommy to the milk man while daddy was on vacation and no I do not have a little boy or not even a little girl. this is just a poem. lol
The secret
We were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described what you had found and you grabbed me and made me swear that I'd never reveal the secret When you
Pers Profile subparagraph (a.)
like a carpenter's auger to stone, not likely to work very well lol
Monorhyme
A bit of fun