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I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
A story within a poem, that is how dancing performs
Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
just thought of this, then cleaned it up for the sensitive souls among us...lol....Andrew...xxx
Girl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet.
now you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here cheeks so full each time I feel that nutty pull when pecan nuts on pecan pie or salted cashews catch
E=Mc..confusion..lol
Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe
watch out for lies.
Ugh I feel old sometimes...
Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.
Last day of conscript labor... :D
I think taking a cruise would be a GRAND WAY to experience a bit of change from the mundane, day in, day out routine of life and all the hurdles that come with it!! Never been on one myself, but would sure enjoy the experience! Especially since I don't know the guy looking at me in the mirror anymore!! Anyone want to take me on a cruise with them? :-)
A fun thing..
must only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.
Inspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spelling mistakes' are intentional.
Only joking-it's just a bit of fun:-)
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Strange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this wretched place!' I swallow my spit and stare in awe That thing will eat me toes and all So I s
His name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm goem to town he replied To see dr. Jekyll and mr. hyde He was a little weird as you can tell He s
An imaginative story about some hillfolks
Little birdie, Flying high, Drop a message, From the sky, Said the farmer, Wiping his eye, "Aint it lucky cows don't fly???"
Continue'n on !
The adventure continues
Just a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.
Any resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.
The story continues
It's fun and it's free!
Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant
Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.
if i forgot anything just imagine its there to
Just a chance to exercise your creative acronym talents
just a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give meaning to life, just to last awhile a stanza or two, just to get you through some tight squeezed p
Blatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D
I have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighbor ned You see he had an intelligent plan And with that 2by4 in his hand And what no one till n
I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!
This is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly and with some black humor.
if we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagine the breathing that could take place not to mention clear thought so don't mention it I had the
For those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend of self humour I penned this to make someone grin or even dare say smile, if it does then its been worthwhile.
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.
Thanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!
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