Jumble of Thoughts
sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words
Silly Psychic
Apologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!
along these lines
sitting in the dark (at a concert) writing
Kamikaze Herring
If you go down to the sea today you might not stay for long For the kamikaze herring swim up and sing this song we will jump out of the water And bight you on the nose Then we will lie across your smelly feet and nibble all your toes If you
Could Have Gone Wrong
It could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It could so easily have turned stale, like the bread in the bin when he came in full of ale making
I Am Quite Normal
A bit of humour
What If
Just had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.
King of the Cat World
For my cat, Billy
'Getting Married'
Never say Never
Karma
Hello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.
time travel
To travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To fix are past To mend are mistake To end the past Are new future we will create A life of wa
Easter
When Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?
The Illinois Hillbillies
Parody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion. I mostly despise gambling, preying on the dumb and uneducated. It does give people hope and it surpasses all other forms of entertainment in this country combined.
The Dance Floor
Hit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the time ticks and moves with the flow. is smooth is my rhythm of the music is my sound to cracking the dea
Doctor humour 2
Adapted from a Frank Carson joke
(The blanket)
This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket. and cuddle in the sheets level me out in fabric all over me. and the material sinks with in the ski
2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?
Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of affairs the world will be in by 2015. :The sky is the limit and you choose the topic. If your pr
The Nothing Verse
We all have writers block at times yet feel something is there, well this is what was there.
Horror Night
It’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the stairs you hear it come Groaning, snuffing, puffing and huffing In it walks, all thirty six stones
MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challenge
A different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot....
Turtle Soup?
Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be so intense? Like a woman, the flesh has several delightful flavors. Remember, each mouthwatering
Confused
Hate xmas rapping
Garlic is for Lovers
If you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!
Goedln Rlue
Funny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)
Letter from school
Dear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Adam then put his hand in his pocket and pulled out unbelievable sized rocket. Now I do have say, it s
Inscrutable!
Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx
Nature unkind to me
Hope of a hopless man
What I Don't Know I Knew
I was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be silly with that thought and pen a little craziness! If you think about it...it is true though!
Contemplating my navel
I was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem to go in? Is it because I am so thin? I know of some that stick out, pregnant women this they seem
Tears for Two
done under my previous serpico 12
" Desparate Love " by Jonroan
I wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me out again. I called her a B****, to which she responded, ' Thank you ', just as sweet and sincere as can be. She really was one, by the way.
The Corn Message
A cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down to the stream Rain is on the way Don't be feeling low Got it straight from a cloud Just telli
French Onion Soup?
Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.
bY My nAMe Of m y P rofIle%..(?) Lol.
Scam Master! Lol.
Fanatical about Film
Mrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derriere! 'This is great what's next' she exclaimed Until I came along to rip out her poodle 'There's
the toad gets vengance
On her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her look beautifull To catch her a prince charming To make her his wife Spying the land See spies a
My quantum lover
It's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.
Life's Toys
I think this probably speaks for itself
Curious
children are the best
An Homage
I tip my hat to it's inventor.
Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
voices in the night
Tonyyyyy !!!! what's up honey??? turn off that bloody radio and let me sleep