lost the forest ha ha
a piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok
TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)
LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx
Lessons from a Child
Hope it brings a smile to your face
If Violets were Red
I've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"
Limericks about CS forums users
there once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N there was a young man called sky a few cs members did he rile the threads grew and grew t
halloween
halloween is a very scary day great for the children to get scared
Limerick - Gertrude
I probably have known her !
SPORT
Frustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How can you get well from an illness you have had all of your life-ie "a sports fan"?
Kings Command Part 2
The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal Highness, We request, you follow Our words without any doubts. Place your face upon you bed.
WHAT?
Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but SHE did,,, ..........................................................OMG OMG, where do you live?, Do
Spring cometh!
In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be certain Yet my deep slumber is disturbed by the sent of female With a snarl I warn all would be co
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)
This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on
The ghost of Chairman Mao
In John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.
Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)
One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenly a gagging sound Poor Marie was beginning to stagger Smoke was pouring from her ears She was do
Stop Stealing My Sun
For all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)
The Limerick Challenge
My jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering ...........
My "New" Car
Yay!
I M 4 U - R O F L M A O
To all my friends on CSPC...
Slightly Cloudy
Slightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered my strength to move
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
four by fifty
dedicated to a gently wise Englishman
Cinderella and her friends
Imagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all
Mods
Recently a poem of mine was deleted without explanation Not only is poetry a form art and self expression but historical documents giving reference to thought and feeling a particular moment in time. Lots of writers and artists have faced this situation The poem had comments and views. So I wrote the poem opening whoever decided to delete this work of art?might find the courage to explain why
Macri gato
President Macri is a cat
my four dogs and me...a childs mind
we all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our noses raised up high the game was on, the trek begun ears pointed to the sky our tails quickl
I did it (Haiku)
Humorous Haiku for you....
Older questions!
At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty one, you wonder why you're not gone!
Crazy World Of Skin Colour
Some dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical matter That can cause serious health problems later Their use is common in countries like India
I dont want to...
just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy
brushing up
oh those colorful phrases ;-)
For There's Life In The Old Girl Yet
With a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gummed a smile As she licked her lips And said 'hello big boy' I shook with fright She was a hundred
Wish Upon a Ticket
I buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...
Reality beckons!
I won't respond if you say this or that, I won't be available for nonsense chat, I won't accept text or anything next, I won't reply if I think you lie, I won't be here to communicate, I won't, I won't...this is so......why am I alone?....I just
I Eat Peaches
I eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool people call me a peach eating fool I eat peaches here I eat peaches there I think there's peaches comi
A WOMAN
It's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mine!!
The Photo
I love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched honest.
Sudden Awakening
Poetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL
the removers
last part of my off the wall humor story
you know.........
Part of the human condition
Better Off
Trying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets.
Mystery of life
why?
Alternative Halloween
something to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)