The Old Codger
I talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke To present the question (That's just a suggestion) In format that's not from Mars Or have y
Gardeners Dilemma!
Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly Lace shows its grace, but Cinnamon Snow is the way to go. I think, well, it's swim or sink!
~~~~~~~~BEING IN MY OWN PORTRAIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well you often wonder when your profile is being read if they ever explore onto this area to see and learn more of who you are and I feel this room can teach you more than my profile so on and on it is another fun write......
The Flying Dutchman
Just 15 minutes of glory to Flying Dutchman ...
desperate
Just for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess
Angel Child.
Blushing puce, cheeks all aglow, Is there something I should know? Dancing fingers, fidget, twirl, What's afoot my Angel Girl? Sold your sister? Flushed old Ted? Ate a hole in my new bread? Sliding glance, you must have done Something th
'The Escape'
Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)
attention frog lovers
he is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies sleeps at night under the star with the moths peter you get everywhere it must be the fairy dust
But did we?
I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, to possess our soul, their big and strong, been around a while, why, they've got panache they've
Forest is going to Heaven
FORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well,
Possessed
KG thanks for the idea
country or city
think i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.
Election Day
Tomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!
I knew there had to be a catch...
love my children...
Mathematics
I find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones They say you must take away Do they end up in cyber space Sitting there so sad and lonely Or i
Anomaly
I had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....)))
The Body Farm
This was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm
WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVES
I always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.
It's True I tells Ya
If you know my countrymen from down Nova Scotia way,you will know they have an accent and way of speaking entirely their own.I love them dearly,and dedicate this wee poem to them." Day may be de only ones dat understands it" Hee Hee !
I met you in my dreams (part two)
As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face
-She's a Winner!
We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stand out from all the rest, hot air, style with care, extensions for hair, WOW, she's there! back in
DOUBLE TAKE
A lil fun with a re-write...
My Way
I always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold It's the wandering bug flowing out of control I've tried to settle down but found it so hard
Ode to the outhouse poet..
just a bit of dark humor my poet friends...lol
A Note from Santa
Just a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat Like anybody else. How do you expect a man To get into your house? I've got a stack of presen
2012.. It's Apocalyptic!!
Uh..lol
Bed Time Story
Too late, too late, too late The Wombat gruffly cried Rushing from burrow to burrow Looking for it's mate Who, who ,who The Owl did refrain Please don't forget me For I am coming too What a racket, what a noise Pondered the old Roo One
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rent
Go on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let him check out his treasures THEY'RE ALL GONE !!!
Fun with Lumericks
Just having fun with Limericks folks new to this.
Politicians
Says it all
Zygote clucks
hmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?
nun joke
Three nuns are learning to play darts First nun throws three twenties Second throws forty Third nun throws hers darts and misses So she lets the second nun stand near the dart board to check her aim She throws her darts again One dart m
Bognored
There'd be no romance Us both together would visit no beach Better thirst and hunger that's for what she choose ahead of me We'd allow for tiffin when in every home 'pon a wall Mickey Rooney some picture hung
Theft By Thought
Theft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though there is nothing on my mind! I ponder, I think I have the answer, I question my answer, then I w
cool bunny
mad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through daisies fair lillies and daffodils everywhere easter eggs he is a giving to little children everywher
Sparkle (a cats tail)
Macie, my chocolate lab and sparkle have a love/hate relationship. One moment they are chasing each other around the house and outside and the next they are curled up sleeping side by side.
Jim
An accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'specially packed in a tin! :-)
Code red
A question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on red alert, time to flee,,,there's no rebirth engage, .......mach three.
THE SECOND THOUGHT
What is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’t I chant a ‘te deum’ or swear repenting remorse or scream for succour or sanctum or plead for
SMUGJOY
Close to dawn well before the first slivers of sun you already foresaw with a shiver of glee what a wonderful day it was going to be so why do a repeat? Because towards twilight there'll be double-delight in the pro
THE PERSIAN PETARD
In a Tehran hotel I asked for a room “a small one if possible please” A young man with keys escorted me up a couple of flights selected a door and went in He told me the price and concealing my shock I decided on saving my face by requesting
A poem I wrote with Fridge Magnets
I wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess.