Steven
Just Me
The Story of the Three Little Moles
Inspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !
A Lady With Low IQ
just a joke...hehe pls don't misunderstand. this is just a funny self portrait...
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCE
Got to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have
The Nothing Verse
A poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about
Standing Ovations
Standing Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the tone for our friendship was set Don't get me wrong I knew you weren't blind I saw the desire but your
Optimist Haiku
I can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have a smile I can jump high, can you just like a kangaroo I can sing a song but my tune is all wrong
If you can feel this..
It's all about Monday!
Perched On The Pot (little silly)
I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE
Thank God! (a limerick)
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
Gunfight in the Sun
I thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "
SUDDENLY UNBALENCED
JUST FANCIED A CHANGE OF PACE. FOR THOSE THAT DO NOT KNOW. 'BUGGER' IS AN OLD NORTHEN ENGLISH EXPLEATIVE DENOTEING MILD SHOCK. NOT PERCEIVED TO HAVE ANY s*xual OR OFENCIVE MEANING IN THE UK. [ BEFORE SOMEONE GETS ALL 'PC' ON ME.]
Laughed..I Cried :)
Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!
I've hurt my knee
Just a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too .
Who am I (the pen)
I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come in many colors from midnight blue to pink You words can come and go , thoughts you can forget My w
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood style
Folks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire, Tell your wives how bad she really looks once she is fully awake, And wives be cunning in your cat
Beer Acrostic
Cheers to beers
Egg Head
just one of those days.lol..
Hide and seek
You've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your through U Tremble at the sound of my voice Don't cry now it was your choice Did u think I'd never f
very silly poem, number 2
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
Friday is Tuesday's Saturday night
It's Friday!!
Mr Bean Bridget Jones
I know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the time...on reflection ,I was able to see the funny side too :)
I can no longer write.
SORRY had to do this to good to pass up
Lower Back Pain
I've got Lower Back Pain and its so hurt.
"Merry Christmas to all"
Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!
The Swimming Coach
Inspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9.
IF
Sometime there are a lot of "ifs" in our life)))
Higher learning
I find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame now it's lit I won't feel a thing after this hit When its more than I can take I get faded To keep
Since I don't have you...
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
Alone again
First of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone
its a dogs life
Its a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a mood look what
HOOKED
lol.....xxx
CS Style Xmas Tree
Just thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in this Xmas tree.
Y_Y
hahaha :P
Last Beer
Written purely for fun and I cast no aspersions on any race
I Wanna Do That!
"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she said make it snappy,,,,, she opened a page,,,just where she sat,,, pointed to it and said,,,"I wanna
Super Heroes
Super heroes are fun, just had some fun making fun of some old ones and darth!
limerick (nantucket by the sea)
it seems the in place is nantucket and this is easy to tell with the sea and the shells the deckchairs for two the kids with the spades and bucket
MY only GUY..at night..:")
I'm so in love , I'm soooooo in loooove with you...Mr. Pillo---w lol